3-D CHESS: IT ONLY LOOKS LIKE TRUMP IS THROWING AWAY HIS PRESIDENCY!

Guest Post by Ann Coulter
I can’t wait to see Trump’s next move in his game of “3-D chess”!

You see, it only looks like Trump is The Worst Negotiator God Ever Created. Instead of telling Democrats, “I won’t even talk about DACA until we have the border wall,” Trump has repeatedly given up the wall, aka The Central Promise of His Campaign, Without Which He Would Not Be in the White House.

He has now signed a spending bill that, if it actually did what it claims to do, prohibits him from building the wall, hiring any new ICE agents capable of making arrests, and building any new detention facilities for illegal aliens.

The strange thing is, as commander in chief, he doesn’t need congressional authority to do any of these things. But he obviously doesn’t know that.

Why? BECAUSE HE’S PLAYING 3-D CHESS!

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Instead of making even a fake effort and forcing Democrats to get up off the couch to vote against the wall, Trump cleverly leapt to the front of the anti-Trump parade and pretended it was all his idea.

I told Sen. Schumer: I WANT AMNESTY! I was very clear! Look at him, running around like a loser doing my bidding.

Trump’s main response to a bill that actively prohibits him from keeping his central campaign promise was to denounce Congress for not sending him a bill legalizing “Dreamers.” Which also breaks a campaign promise.

It’s all part of the act, you fools! Trump is making the Democrats think that, even though they don’t have the House, the Senate or the White House, he needs Chuck Schumer’s permission before moving a muscle.

Carefully observe the master. He gives up everything and — in exchange — gets NOTHING. See?

The easy thing to do would be to say, There’s no way any amnesty happens until the wall is complete. Anybody could do that. But we didn’t elect just anybody.

We elected the guy whose name is on the cover of “The Art of the Deal.” Sure, he didn’t write it — and probably didn’t read it — but Trump must have heard about some of the trite advice it contains.

This shows what a master strategist Trump is. He throws out the rulebook! You know what else, suckers? Now he can put out a paperback edition with a new chapter, How to Give Up Everything in Return for Nothing.

The wins are already rolling in. Guess who’s suddenly dying to negotiate with Trump? That’s right: Kim Jong Un. One look at how Trump negotiates and Kim couldn’t wait to sit down with him.

Trump took office with the most precious gift any president could ever ask for: winning the White House with ZERO support from Wall Street. But instead of calling in the big banks and saying, Welcome to hell! Trump checkmated them by spending his first 15 months in office cravenly begging for their approval.

The expression “dance with the one who brung you” is old paradigm thinking. This is Trump Thinking.

The Republican Brain Trust sneered at Trump throughout the 2016 campaign, certain that they were in no danger from this ridiculous creature.

And damned if he didn’t win.

After that, Trump could have summoned Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan to the Oval Office and demanded that they show him their testicles. Instead, he became their water boy.

Doing Sen. McConnell’s bidding, he endorsed Luther Strange in Alabama, instead of the Trumpian candidate, Mo Brooks. That resulted in a gigantically embarrassing loss, so, naturally, he continued to do whatever McConnell said.

You think Trump doesn’t know exactly what he’s doing? That’s another new chapter for “The Art of the Deal”! (Ignore People Whose Advice Has Been Good; Hire People Whose Advice Has Been Catastrophic.)

Following the McConnell/Ryan playbook, Trump cut taxes (which is vitally important to Americans who don’t have jobs and whose communities are overrun with heroin) and expanded the bloated, wasteful defense budget. (The permanent-war wing of the GOP LOVES him now!)

Thanks to Trump’s 3-D chess, he may well be in line for an endorsement not only from Boeing, but also from the powerhouse Bush family.

When a Republican House and Republican Senate deliver a spending bill to Trump that prevents him from putting so much as a rickety fence on more than 33 miles of the border, I think it’s safe to say that not only do congressional Republicans not fear Trump, they’re laughing at him.

3-D chess, baby! Trump has lured Republicans right into his trap.

Obviously, a blue wave this fall is much more likely now. That’s the plan, morons.

Just wait and see how they like it when the GOP gets wiped out in the midterms. Sure, we’ll get all the heinous PC policies we would have gotten under Hillary. But Trump is thinking three moves ahead. He could make history by being only the third president ever impeached.

Top that, Obama!

Only a chump would complain about Trump cheerfully doing a 180 on everything he campaigned for. If Trump voters are upset, it’s on them, not on him.

I was there! At every single rally during the campaign, Trump would whip the crowd into a frenzy over the wall, deporting illegals and no more “stupid wars” — but he was always VERY careful to end his speeches by saying:

Unless, of course, anyone who represents conventional Republican thinking disagrees, in which case, I will do none of this.

I can’t wait to see what comes next!

Just hang on to your hats, because while you’re all playing checkers, Trump is playing 3-D chess.

(NOTE: If I am wrong and President Trump ever builds the wall, I will apologize profusely, return to calling him “the Emperor God” and throw a fabulous party at the grand opening of the completed wall.)

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CCRider
CCRider
March 29, 2018 8:36 am

Doesn’t this end all of the 3D chess bullshit once and for all? Can you ask for a more objective voice decrying the Orange Crusader as the phony he is? I mean after you lose Coulter who’s left? Melania? (who should dump his ass. Like all good men I’m no saint but to be screwing some Playboy bimbo while your wife is delivering your youngest son is goddamn lowdown.)

diogenes
diogenes
  CCRider
March 29, 2018 8:56 am

“If a man can not keep a solemn vow made to his beloved wife … then how in the world can you trust him to keep his promises to you, a total stranger?” – Stucky

Anonymous
Anonymous
  CCRider
March 29, 2018 9:47 am

His popularity doesn’t seem to be suffering from his recent actions, maybe even making some gains.

Apparently his base don’t mind themselves and their rights to be nothing more than pawns in the game that can just be sacrificed to accomplish some other goal he has in mind.

Big Dick
Big Dick
  CCRider
March 29, 2018 10:34 am

Then again we all know Bill Clinton was getting blow jobs in the White House, let alone his perpetual sexcapades, and still won a second term. John Kennedy was continuing his affairs with multiple ladies, all after his marriage began, and he made it into the White House. Washington and the other big name cities power people all have their sexual sins, may of which are highly documented. Not saying any of it is right or good, but why is anyone surprised in the world of today? I am not. Move along nothing much to be seen new here.

unit472/
unit472/
March 29, 2018 8:39 am

What has Ann Coulter ever run except her Mouth? Seriously this woman needs some hormones as she is becoming a carping old hag.

kokoda the Deplorable Raccoon and I-LUV-CO2
kokoda the Deplorable Raccoon and I-LUV-CO2
  unit472/
March 29, 2018 8:47 am

Unit:
ad Hominem much

unit472/
unit472/

No I am a guy. Are you a woman?

unit472/
unit472/
  unit472/
March 29, 2018 9:12 am

And who would you idiots put your faith and hope behind. Some loser like Ron Paul? The guy couldn’t even win a primary much less a general election. Time to wake up and realize Trump was not elected Emperor who can issue ukases over the objections of both the RINOS and Democrats.

Obama only got one major piece of legislation passed in 8 years and he had 100% of his party behind that. Trump can’t even get his own party behind the wall and is that his fault? He’s trying to end run the swamp by using Defense Department funds but the wall is not really the issue. Immigration is and here Trump is doing what he can administratively.

RiNS
RiNS
  unit472/
March 29, 2018 9:19 am

unit he has a pen. He should use it.

No wall. No Pork.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  unit472/
March 29, 2018 9:38 am

Unit denies it and then goes on to behave just like a bitter b.

kokoda the Deplorable Raccoon and I-LUV-CO2
kokoda the Deplorable Raccoon and I-LUV-CO2
  unit472/
March 29, 2018 9:44 am

Do you even know what ad Hominem means!!!

You attacked Coulter on a personal basis. An intelligent and logical person that disagreed with what she said would put forth an argument that counters her viewpoints, not attack her personally.

unit472/
unit472/

I watched this raging, ageing anorexic hag on Lou Dobbs last night. Even he got fed up with her. She’s clearly ‘got issues’ now as she was hysterical.

Hysterical woman are not the best political analysts and Trump has a nation to run so Coulter will just have to endure her hot flashes until she gets through menopause.

kokoda the Deplorable Raccoon and I-LUV-CO2
kokoda the Deplorable Raccoon and I-LUV-CO2
  unit472/
March 29, 2018 10:49 am

Did you notice (Lou D. vid below) her Big ears. I think that is why she has long hair.

Smk
Smk
  unit472/
March 29, 2018 10:50 am

Coulter is 56, way beyond menopause. She’s just an old hag.

Rob157
Rob157
  unit472/
March 29, 2018 10:22 pm

Perhaps, like many people who have watched America’s decline, for several decades, Ann is so sick of it, she’s pretty pissed off; finding it increasingly difficult to sit through more lies, and BS thrown in her face daily . Perhaps she is enraged that this country is doing the Titanic, and everyone is just sitting around, doing nothing to stop it.

As for Trump, perhaps he thinks he’s playing 39-demensional-underwater-zero-gravity-chess… But, more likely, he’s just another sell-out. Maybe, he really can do none of the things he promised he would do. Maybe, he was just the ultimate Trojan Horse, all along. I voted for him, believing it was worth it to give civic nationalism one more chance; the Founders of this country would have said “Enough”, long ago.

The United States of America had a pretty good run. But, the takeover from within began a century ago, and the final stages have been put into motion. America’s days are numbered, and the left wants you dead.

As for Ann Coulter, I have great respect for her. She has put her self on the line, more so than most “men”…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  unit472/
March 29, 2018 9:36 am

She’s playing 3D chess, didn’t you see the ending disclosure? She rails at the RINO and then winks at him in the last paragraph, just kidding, Donald. She’s as fake as the president she worships as the god emperor.

javelin
javelin
  Anonymous
March 29, 2018 11:45 am

Paraphrased_______
If you build a wall I will apologize……
If you don’t you are a lying piece of chit.
How is this even remotely a wink and a nod to the RINO’s ?

EL Coyote the Dumbfuck AKA
EL Coyote the Dumbfuck AKA
  javelin
March 30, 2018 1:09 am

Jive-olin, yer an asshole. She tears him apart and then at the last says she will retract everything is he gets her way, just like a damn woman. Real anger doesn’t play coy, moran. And you know damn well I was referring to Trump, not RINOs in general.

garyb
garyb
  unit472/
March 29, 2018 2:47 pm

another hillary

diogenes
diogenes
March 29, 2018 8:41 am

Trust in ………… (Sound of crickets)

William Gilkerson
William Gilkerson
  diogenes
March 30, 2018 7:32 am

Trust in the plan. Shes just saying out loud what most of us are thinking. Can’t blame her for getting upset but how about her and us stepping back and seeing if he builds the wall with the corps of engineers. IF he does it will be a brilliant move. Don’t listen to all the naysayers that he can’t do it. He can because it’s NOT a budget. He would be driving the omni bus right over top of them useing it like Obama did. And another budget fight in September. If he’s moving on the wall he can throw it in their faces for mid terms. Do a couple of perp walks and we are looking fine.

JIMSKI
JIMSKI
March 29, 2018 8:47 am

Do not piss down my leg and tell me it is raining you harpy bitch.

Tump is dead to me as is anyone who has his back. He blew it. THE END.

STFU/GTFO/DIAF

unit472/
unit472/
March 29, 2018 9:02 am

This is exactly why conservatives always lose. If they can’t have everything their way they go home and sulk or worse trash the few people still in the trenches fighting. It almost makes me want to see the lot of you turned into the playthings of homos with your AR-15 rammed up your butts which is where they will likely end up given your political savvy and ill informed opinions.

Read the friggin Washington Post if you think Trump is so horrible. They at least follow what the man is doing. Did you know Trump’s Homeland Security Secretary is denying green card renewals for aliens who take the Earned Income Tax Credit or Obama care subsidies?

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  unit472/
March 29, 2018 9:16 am

“can’t have everything”? How about he’s failing to follow through on the one campaign promise he repeated three times a day for 500 straight days – the one that had the crowds chanting “build the wall”? Almost everything else he’s “accomplished” has been by executive order that can be reversed the moment the next president takes over. We have a brief opportunity to erect an irreversible barrier to hold back the tide of would-be invaders destined to vote us into Venezuela status and he’s wasting time with irrelevant bullshit. Pull your head out.

CCRider
CCRider
  Iska Waran
March 29, 2018 9:24 am

Yet, no matter all the bullshit excuses for screwing those who were gullible enough to believe him there’s no obstacles for doing israel’s bidding in the Mideast and provoking Putin at the risk of nuclear annihilation.

Vote, my ass.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iska Waran
March 29, 2018 9:40 am

ISKA, did you forget – Lock Her Up?

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Anonymous
March 29, 2018 12:08 pm

That old crone Hillary will die from cocaine-induced Parkinson’s disease soon enough. The Wall could (and should) outlive Trump’s grandchildren. Few care (much) about whether Hillary spends her last fortnight in prison – or whether Mexico pays for the Wall (I always thought that part about Trump’s rallies was stupid).

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iska Waran
March 29, 2018 12:40 pm

Folks just lost their minds, they knew he sounded like a RINO but hell, it all sounded so beautiful! An expensive wall at no cost to you. It almost sounds like the free offers I get in the mail.

‘You can have it all, somebody else will pay for it’ has always played well with the morans.
The Democrats always promised us the rich would pay.
Trump’s twist was to promise that another country would pay.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Anonymous
March 29, 2018 1:45 pm

$25 Billion is not expensive.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iska Waran
March 29, 2018 3:04 pm

I like you, ISKA, therefore, I will assume you are too young to remember when a quarter got you a movie ticket, two candy bars and a pickle.

Besides, $25B was my conservative estimate based on the per mile cost of the wall built in El Paso. I also offered a figure 3 to 4 times that to account for the mandatory cost overruns that happen due to the low bidder winning the contract. Unless it’s a crony who gets a no-bid contract.

unit472/
unit472/
  Iska Waran
March 29, 2018 6:05 pm

Raise the money then! Set up a go fund me site and see how much people contribute.

wdg
wdg
March 29, 2018 9:02 am

“Why? BECAUSE HE’S PLAYING 3-D CHESS!”

Why? Because he is a lying rat and a member of the swamp. He is the swamp. “Build That Wall” , “You Can Trust Me”, “I Won’t Let You Down” ring hollow. As a developer from New York financed by banksters using stolen loot, it would be a miracle if he was anything other than The Greater Betrayer. There is a place for deceivers like him – its called hell.

BL
BL
March 29, 2018 9:02 am

Never send a actor to do a real job, they will only follow the script. That is all we ever get……actors.

Why do you vote for actors? Billionaires or otherwise.

Why do you vote? Rigged systems are never in your favor.

CCRider
CCRider
March 29, 2018 9:16 am

Here’s more to cram up Unit’s ass:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VLt6aJnOZ4

Anonymous
Anonymous
  CCRider
March 29, 2018 12:48 pm

Sorority scum tried to flirt with Lou by brushing her hair off her face. Unfortunately, she exposed her batwing ears. It was her 15 minutes of fame and she went for it with ingratiating cutesy mugging for the camera. I half expected her to start up-talking or even sounding like a damn Valley Girl.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
March 29, 2018 9:19 am

This is just an observation not a prognostication.

Americans have a very, very limited attention span. The worst kind of horror has an effective impact for a month, max. People have been so desensitized to outrage, so bombarded by information, so burned out on news cycles that something that happens today will have close to zero impact on the mid-term elections in November.

Trump has either knowingly or unwittingly made himself out to be the target of the entire center to left of American politics and culture. It doesn’t matter how liberal he may be towards gays or minorities in real life, he is a monster to all but the 40-45% of Heritage Americans left who may still support him in some fashion. I’m a good example in that I personally find him repugnant, but I dislike his enemies almost as much as they dislike him so I root for him to continue keeping them in a lather. Look at the kids they chose as spokeshumans after Parkland and you’ll get a sense of how detached his opponents are from mainstream America- at least in terms of optics. They are repulsive in terms of physiognomy and tone and yet the MSM sees them as exemplars of what American teens should look and sound like.

Having said all this, let’s try and get into his head for a moment. If he fails and is a one term President, what do you think his political enemies will do to him afterward? Let him go back to being a billionaire businessman? HA! They will be forced to wreck his life and the lives of everyone remotely connected to him even if they want to give him a pass and you know how vindictive they are towards their ideological opponents. He loses and he’s finished, his name is dirt for the rest of US history and everything he appears to love and care about will be over for good. Does he seem like the kind of guy who’d be comfortable with that outcome?

So from our perspective it appears as if things are moving slowly as if nothing is happening, but let’s look at what has been accomplished, what pieces and tidbits of reality have transcended the Narrative and firmly embedded themselves in the American psyche thus far. The MSM, except for the most ardent believers, has been permanently neutered. They are Fake News and everyone knows it. The Intelligence community has been given one black eye after another for over a year and that undermines their bedrock principle- integrity. Two years ago you could not speak of immigration unless it was with reverence and now it’s a front burner issue and at the very least people now look at others around them through this lens. The Clinton machine has been driven off a cliff, Hollywood has taken a massive hit, funding is almost nil for the progressives at the grassroots level, the last of the White working class/union types have turned their back on the party that long ago turned their back on them and it’s only been a year and a couple of months.

I think that the big guns are being held in reserve for the October/November timeframe as to have maximum impact and all the dithering that appears to be going on ala Strozk/Page/Brennan/McCabe/et al is simply a means of sowing doubt and building anxiety in the minds of the true believers that were left behind as moles. He may not control every department and every agency, but he has a lot of tools and a lot of adherents who are making full use of intelligence and psyops to monitor and manipulate the elements connected to his opposition and this may well be a long game. Most strategic drives that fail are built upon the blitzkrieg notion- hit them hard and hit them fast- which works only if you have a long game to follow up. The establishment hacks that are buried like ticks in the body politic are like Russia circa 1942. You could go all Stalingrad on them or you could take a different approach this time. I know enough about history to know which one doesn’t work.

I’m all set no matter what happens because I’ve been living full blown collapse scenario since 2008. I can’t believe we got this kind of reprieve and I’m grateful, but know one knows what the future brings and it is possible, even though highly unlikely, that the thing that motivates the POTUS is making a name for himself for posterity, just as he has been doing his entire life and that he has a real plan, just like he did for winning the election. It may look like he has no chance, but then what did they think during the 2016 election cycle?

So there’s that.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  hardscrabble farmer
March 29, 2018 9:29 am

If he runs for reelection and there’s no Wall, he’s going to be a fucking laughingstock. So there’s that.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iska Waran
March 29, 2018 9:51 am

Your obviously a political noob, ISKA. You don’t begin to deliver on campaign promises until near reelection time. Even Georgie the Second learned not to conclude a war too early. I can’t believe I looked up to you. Heh.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Anonymous
March 29, 2018 12:12 pm

You’re right in this sense: If the Wall is halfway built during the 2020 election, people will vote for Trump to get it finished. Based upon what we’ve seen so far, do you expect the wall to be significantly underway by the summer of ’20? I don’t – although I’d love to be proven wrong.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Iska Waran
March 29, 2018 12:22 pm

Why ruin a good thing? The promise of immigration reform was the goose with the golden eggs for Democrats, they planned to keep stringing Hispanics along forever. Trumpy just came along and ate their lunch.

However, two can play at this game; enticing voters with the promise of a wall by and by will be the Republican’s vote-getter for years to come. No need to screw up a good thing. So, to answer your question – not if they know what’s good for them.

kokoda the Deplorable Raccoon and I-LUV-CO2
kokoda the Deplorable Raccoon and I-LUV-CO2
  hardscrabble farmer
March 29, 2018 9:56 am

“Americans have a very, very limited attention span.”
Probably true, for the entire world population.

That ‘span’ is controlled by the movers. Every time something big appears to stab the Dem’s/Liberals in the eye, a new astounding event is announced in the media.

Look, a squirrel – everybody falls for it and forgets the real item they should focus on.

Gerold
Gerold
  hardscrabble farmer
March 29, 2018 10:36 am

Excellent analysis, HF. You nailed it. Trump is keeping his powder dry until the mid-term election to have the maximum effect.

RiNS
RiNS
  hardscrabble farmer
March 29, 2018 10:54 am

Maybe you are right Scrabble. Maybe it is a glass half full thing rather than half empty after all even now.. Coulter is every bit as hyperbolic and unhinged as Hitler likely was at Stalingrad. Maybe Trump is pulling back to avoid being surrounded. Maybe even at the end of this latest ruse he still loses. It still ain’t over. There are still two and a half years to make/save his name. Maybe in meantime he gets impeached in the by the house. He need not worry about a bomb under his desk as the Senate will never convict.

War in Russia wasn’t lost for good until Kursk. So maybe Trump is just playing for time.

And Hitler lost at Kursk because he was impatient waiting for his Tigers. When he rolled the dice in July of 1943 he didn’t have enough. Hitler gave himself absolutely no chance of winning when he threw caution to the wind and entered that fray without the firepower to overcome the defense in depth of the Red Army.

The enemy Trump faces is equally as deep and just as determined.

Hey listening to this is as I write. Figured I’d give PF some credit..

Pretty good music…

Ken
Ken
  hardscrabble farmer
March 29, 2018 11:03 am

HSF, as usual all I can say is …. Ditto. My thoughts exactly, although I would be lying if I said I wasn’t disappointed at his delay in building the wall, his DACA narrative, and his continuation of the ME mess. Thanks for organizing my chaotic thoughts on the matter. If I could write like you I would, but unfortunately for me I lack the skill, or the imagination, or both. God Bless.

Tony
Tony
  hardscrabble farmer
March 29, 2018 12:48 pm

Good one HF, I’m right there with you. Nothing to add as your observations are right on in my book.

Ozum
Ozum
  hardscrabble farmer
March 30, 2018 1:28 am

Fabulous, HS, ; such a delight to encounter true intelligence.

Gilnut
Gilnut
March 29, 2018 9:32 am

I personally believe the Chess analogy is a great one. Trump isn’t going to change the system, he likes the system the way it is. His generation built the system, why would he truly change anything. If anything, Trump is moving the chess pieces around the board a bit to make the system more like it used to be, say in the 80’s. There’s more Reagan in Trump’s style than anything else (pre assassination attempt Reagan that is). No, Trump is not going to truly ‘change’ the system, but his moving the pieces around is exposing a lot of the corruption and rot, which in itself could be a good thing. This could set the stage for a real ‘game changer’ to come in and truly institute change, but it won’t be a Boomer, Boomer’s built this system and they love it because it benefits them directly.

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
March 29, 2018 9:33 am

I’ve never liked Coulter. She is as bombastic as Alex Jones, has the patience of my daughter’s hamster and the reasoning capability of a four-year-old. Wahhhhh, things aren’t happening as fast or in the manner that I want them to. So I’m going to stomp my feet like a child, hold my breath and clench my fists. That’ll teach em!!

The cabal has been destroying western civilization for better than a hundred years. And everyone, including Anne, thinks Trump will/should/has to undo things this week and make it all better for us. On top of that, we’ll systematically ignore the things that are changing for the better so that we can add to the dogpile that the liberal Marxists are creating.

Grow the fuck up Anne and quit acting like a whiny little bitch.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Francis Marion
March 29, 2018 9:46 am

Your abuse of hamsters is deplorable. I shall have to call the ASPCA. I’ve always held hamsters in high regard, they seem to be wise like Yoda from Star Wars.

Me – Pedrito, you guys are acting like a bunch of third-graders out there.
Daughter – Dad, us third-graders are proud of what we are.

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
  Anonymous
March 29, 2018 9:52 am

I am deplorable. Thank you.

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
  Anonymous
March 29, 2018 2:55 pm

Coulter reminds me of that really smart and aggressive, sort of but not really popular chick in high school that was in the debate club, the year book club and the student council. No one would date her even though she was reasonably attractive because she just didn’t know when to shut her mouth and act like a human being. People got tired of her ‘my way or the highway’ attitude long before they got to anything else she had to offer. Eventually she’ll retire to a little Villa in Italy, alone, where she’ll drink herself to death wondering why, after all her good fame and fortune, she was never happy.

nkit
nkit
  Francis Marion
March 29, 2018 3:22 pm

I’d still hit it.

RiNS
RiNS
  nkit
March 29, 2018 3:41 pm

atta boy nkit..

saying what I wuz thinkin’

TampaRed
TampaRed
  RiNS
March 29, 2018 4:25 pm

is it illegal to stuff a sock in her mouth while hitting it?

TampaRed
TampaRed
  TampaRed
March 29, 2018 4:28 pm

i was listening to this as i was reading & it seems appropriate–seger,
still the same–

EL Coyote the Dumbfuck AKA
EL Coyote the Dumbfuck AKA
  TampaRed
March 30, 2018 1:12 am

You pervs might do better putting a sawhorse in bed with you and going to town.

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
  nkit
March 29, 2018 4:08 pm

Not without one of those little blue pills you wouldn’t.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Francis Marion
March 29, 2018 4:31 pm

foxy,
down here we receive lots of ads for canadian pharmacies-could you be our source for meds?your pharmacist will be in awe of you–

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  nkit
March 29, 2018 5:33 pm

Only at closing time at a bar where nobody knows me.
Sometimes I could swear she has an Adams apple.

BeeUrSelf
BeeUrSelf
March 29, 2018 9:50 am

I think Ann C is part of the plan. She is the distraction / creating the distraction.

I am still on the Trump train. First, and mainly because I still believe in him and what his larger purpose is. Seeing is not believing, BELIEVING IS SEEING.

Second, because the alternatives are just scary shit.

I, too, am tired of waiting but will not give up.

We had 28 years of tyranny and I had never heard such crying and whining as I do now.

Mad as hell
Mad as hell
  BeeUrSelf
March 29, 2018 11:22 am

Excellent point. I am also very impatient, and I think that Trump could just start changing things and firing people. But, once I walk back from my initial rage at the pace of change, I notice that the usual suspects are still whining about Trump, and still coming out with new “dirt” on him etc. etc. This calms me. It is when I start to see the media becoming happy with Trump, and saying he is a “moderate” that I will start to feel that the day is lost. As long as the cat ladies, harpies, libtards and life long FSA / government drones don’t like him, and his policies, he is probably still in the game on our side. The the long game, as irritatingly slow as it is, unfortunately is the only LASTING change that will happen. It took the stupids, as was stated above, about 100 years to turn a wholly independent, self made country in to a big pile of steaming, obese, lazy ass beggars and debt slaves. It can’t go back that quick.

overthecliff
overthecliff
March 29, 2018 11:12 am

I hope and wish and pray that Coulter is wrong. Atthis point I am with Admin and Uncola. Trump hasto show me and not give me a bunch of bullshit. Don’t piss on my head and tell me it’s raining.

overthecliff
overthecliff
  Administrator
March 29, 2018 2:59 pm

I stand corrected, Admin.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  overthecliff
March 29, 2018 12:16 pm

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hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  Iska Waran
March 29, 2018 6:52 pm

The funny part?

He hit that.

Just saying.

starfcker
starfcker
  hardscrabble farmer
March 30, 2018 4:00 am

That was his first wife, I believe.

starfcker
starfcker
March 29, 2018 11:22 am

Well looky here. Unit first through the door, expects a hail of bullets, gets hit with a few rubber bands instead. And then Francis and Hardscrabble mop up the room. Nothing left for me to do but put Anne over my knee and send her to bed with no supper. Nice work, guys.

RiNS
RiNS
  starfcker
March 29, 2018 11:57 am

Meh!

Trump is still gonna lose. It is just gonna take bit longer. The turning is still in early innings and Orange one is just setting the table for what comes next. The guy was always going to be the utility infielder that every team dumps at the Trade Dealine. I don’t know why folks have hope that he will get er done when better to just hope he just gets a bit done.

In the meantime build the wall already.

Besides why follow a guy who is every bit as unable to control his impulses as Nazi MeFuckdead wuz so long ago. Geeze he can’t even keep his pants on when he is being spanked on the bum by a ten dollar whore from Louisiana.

What is he gonna do in a real fight. Right now all he is doing is trading Business Cards, saying good job and tweeting yer fired. At this rate if he keeps it up the only ones that will be left in the Bunker in Berlin will be you, unit473, The Don along with a couple of whores and hangers on from Goldman Sachs.

I’d love to be a fly on the wall but I won’t be there.. Gee I wonder if would go something like this….

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  RiNS
March 29, 2018 12:29 pm

RiNsey, Unit 472 is his room in the metal ward; 4th floor, room 70, bed 2. Looks like Trump’s fanboy base is down to the hardcore crazies.

RiNS
RiNS
  Anonymous
March 29, 2018 12:53 pm

Yeah seems that way… I just couldn’t help myself. Star roars in here worried aboot a clean up in aisle four. Then announces it has been all looked after. Being the shit monkey I am, well just couldn’t have it.

Might as well get moar fuel for the fire. Dem bodies are gonna be pretty hard to burn..

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TampaRed
TampaRed
  Anonymous
March 29, 2018 5:33 pm

you guys lay off unit 472–much of what he said above was correct,and he’s right more than he’s wrong–
keep it up 472–

NtroP
NtroP
  starfcker
March 29, 2018 2:07 pm

Star,
She’s a little on the skinny side, but I, too, would like to put her over my knee and spank her.

starfcker
starfcker
March 29, 2018 12:48 pm

Read this. Then you’ll have something interesting to talk about when you’re waiting in line at the David Hogg rally. https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2018-03-29/alarming-texts-suggest-obama-white-house-and-fbi-collaborated-russia-probe

starfcker
starfcker
  starfcker
March 29, 2018 12:55 pm

Or this one. This to make you feel good inside, like you scarfed the whole bottle of Pamprin in one sitting. I’ll warn you though, this one contains big words. https://theconservativetreehouse.com/2018/03/28/korus-agreement-announced-details-of-historic-trade-deal-and-repositioning-between-u-s-and-south-korea/#more-147465

RiNS
RiNS
  starfcker
March 29, 2018 3:46 pm

Pamprin

I had to look that up cuz I didn’t know what it wuz. Geeze thanks star. The old saying is true again.

A fella learns something every day. Scarfed a whole bottle, that was funny. Made me laugh but is you are familiar with the side-effect is there something you ain’t telling us fcker..

Just askin’

KeyserSusie
KeyserSusie
March 29, 2018 12:52 pm

I like slogans. “Build the wall”
“Read my lips, no new taxes” (not)
And the less successful for election but the slogan was carried out:
“Drill baby drill”.

I look at all the criticism of the don and think it is just cover so the dims will relax and be overconfident before the fruition of Q’s teasing drops come to pass. Wishful thinking on my part. Wouldn’t it be nice.
I am with HSF

Daniel
Daniel
March 29, 2018 1:23 pm

Don’t worry, Trump will fix things tomorrow. Always tomorrow. Just around the corner. Eventually never.
The arguement that trump shouldn’t be expected to fix things overnight is bullshit to me. It was expected of him because time is running short and that’s what he needed to do if there was to be any chance of salvation. Few men in human history have ever been in the position trump was in after he won the election; the ability to change the course of human history. He failed.
I will confess I too was even a little hopeful, the heart defying what the brain knew to be true (I’ll chalk it up to youth).
Immediately he appointed vampire squids to economic positions and neo-cons to military ones. He threw a few hundred million in cruise missles at a syrian runway. Laugh out loud. As admin has pointed out he has taken full responsibility for the market and wider economy now. On his own head be it.
I’m suprised it has taken those of you with above room temp IQ this long to realize who this man is, negating 4 decades in the public light. But hope is the most powerful drug.
Recognize you will never defeat the system by playing within the system.
“If voting made any difference they wouldn’t let us do it.” ― Mark Twain

What to do? The young reds want to take away my guns and rights and the old fucks want to take my money to pay for ever expanding medical costs so they can stumble on a little while longer. What to do?
Que sera sera.

NtroP
NtroP
  Daniel
March 29, 2018 2:16 pm

Dan-O
Turning things in government can’t be done overnight. Jevver hear the “turning the supertanker” analogy?
When you’re in the lion’s den, you better have a little faith or the damned lions win.
You of all people should know that.

CCRider
CCRider
March 29, 2018 2:16 pm

Hey, I’m missing out. I’d like to take a shot at this amateur 3D Chess Sweepstakes:

The Orange Crusader knows that once he backs Putin to the wall he’ll have to come out swinging and the pretext for war will have been established. Then he’ll look earnestly into the cameras and say; now that we’re at war (cause the Russian hoard has attacked us in Estonia) all else, especially the stupid fucking wall, will need to take a back burner. It’s time to come together like good AH-MURICANS.

And his loyal subjects, many of whom are proud TBP contributors, will cheer their Golden Goyim and volunteer to turn we sovereign individuals over to the nearest FEMA prison camp.

Let’s see. Has this scenario ever played out in the past?

About every fifty fucking years of human existence.

Sound far fetched? Here:
https://www.thenation.com/article/unproven-allegations-against-trump-and-putin-are-risking-nuclear-war/

MarshRabbit
MarshRabbit
March 29, 2018 2:38 pm

Trump supporters need to stop whining; you got what you asked for! You voted for someone who has a long history of saying whatever it takes to get what he wants, of changing his position (and reality) when his previous position is no longer in his immediate self-interest, and calling any who criticize his policy shifts “fake news”.
He’s not going to “lock her up”, he’s not going to “build a wall”, he’s not going to “bring the jobs back”, and he’s not going to “make America great again”. He never intended to. Trump’s campaign promises are like the car salesman who tells you “this is a terrific car for you family” and “you won’t find this at a better price”. Face it, you fell under the spell of a master salesman, now live with it!
And remember, his promises to protect Second Amendment rights are just as shallow and just as disingenuous. When it’s in his interest to protect gun rights, he will. But when it’s in his interest to take your guns, he will!

“And whose fault is that? Not really his. He didn’t create this situation of fear; he merely exploited it — and rather successfully. Cassius was right. “The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves.” Good night, and good luck.” (Edward R. Murrow, 1954)

messianicdruid
messianicdruid
  MarshRabbit
March 29, 2018 6:05 pm

Then we must endeavor to convince him and all our other employees that it is not in their interest to continue to ignore their oaths.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 29, 2018 2:50 pm

Ah, that satisfying crack of a 1×4 paddle on brittle bones! NitroPiss, you weren’t thinking of using your bare hands on that paper-thin butt, were you?

Mary Christine
Mary Christine
March 29, 2018 3:16 pm

HSF said”Having said all this, let’s try and get into his head for a moment. If he fails and is a one term President, what do you think his political enemies will do to him afterward? Let him go back to being a billionaire businessman? HA! They will be forced to wreck his life and the lives of everyone remotely connected to him even if they want to give him a pass and you know how vindictive they are towards their ideological opponents. He loses and he’s finished, his name is dirt for the rest of US history and everything he appears to love and care about will be over for good. Does he seem like the kind of guy who’d be comfortable with that outcome?”

My thoughts, exactly, but put into words much better than I could. Every time I read about how he’s sold us out, I keep wondering why would he ever bother to get involved with politics if he was just going to use his base to get elected to then join with the other worthless jackwagons in DC? What could possibly have been the point of using his own money to get elected and take the beating he takes from all directions only to fail. Because that’s what he would be, a failure and a joke, even worse than Obama or Carter, in my opinion. It doesn’t make sense, unless he is insane.

I didn’t vote for him because of any promise he made. Especially the wall. Stupid idea if there ever was one. All I can think is that it will be used to keep people from leaving later down the road when the Marxists take back over(because they will, sooner or later) . We can enforce our border protection without one if we really want to. Mexico controls their immigration without a wall. I wasn’t a Trump supporter until there was no one else left. I always thought he was an arrogant bastard, myself. So every time he does something I think is good, like getting us out of TPP and the Paris Agreement, I’m happy. When he does something that doesn’t make any sense, I wait for a while to see what happens.

HSF also said “I’m all set no matter what happens because I’ve been living full blown collapse scenario since 2008. I can’t believe we got this kind of reprieve and I’m grateful, but know one knows what the future brings and it is possible, even though highly unlikely, that the thing that motivates the POTUS is making a name for himself for posterity, just as he has been doing his entire life and that he has a real plan, just like he did for winning the election. It may look like he has no chance, but then what did they think during the 2016 election cycle?

So there’s that.”

I’m not all set for a collapse. I took time out to heal from my cancer treatment and I’m still not done with reconstruction. I was, at one time, about as set as we could be. Then the years started to pass and the SO begins to think you are crazy for convincing him that there was going to be one.

Cancer gave me a different perspective. At one time I just wanted the collapse to get it over with, like ripping a bandaid off. Just do it already!

Now I’m glad we got the extra time. I don’t know if it was a gift from God, a foot in the door for a few years or what. I am looking at it like I do with cancer survival. Every peaceful day is a gift. Enjoy the time while you have it..with your SO, your kids, your friends. Go fishing or whatever makes you happy. Quit letting the orange president and Ann get your panties in a knot. Keep paying attention and prepare for the worst, because that’s important. Just try to keep things in perspective. You never know what tomorrow will bring. Don’t let the last thing you do be a rant about Trump, don’t let others steal your joy. If you don’t have any joy, well, all I can say is that is the saddest thing I ever heard.

Now, back to my moving chores. Building a house was not my idea but I am trying to make the best of it.

unit472/
unit472/
  Mary Christine
March 29, 2018 6:26 pm

Beautiful comment. No one can stop the next negro atrocity or prevent the next Mexican meth shipment across our border. Real life doesn’t work like that. It took decades to get us into the current situation and it will take as long to get out of it if we ever do and by then we will all be gone.

The best we can do is push the direction in our favor and Trump does that and at a better pace than Obama sent us in the other direction thus the outrage directed at him.

TC
TC
March 29, 2018 5:19 pm

Trump has done and will keep doing whatever the Tribe tells him to do. He will most likely also get re-elected because he’s doing what they want and the Democrats will run the most useless, mouth-breathing, dumbfuck, partisan shill as a surefire loser against him to avoid an upset.

TampaRed
TampaRed
March 29, 2018 5:26 pm

i’m getting to this thread after there’s been many comments posted & it’s been interesting,lots of good comments on both sides–
as far as coulter turning on trump,sometimes you need a hardcore supporter to kick your rear end to make you see reality,even if she is a harpy old maid–
as far as trump goes,he’s all we got boys,so we need to ride him hard and not switch horses,viva la trumpistas!
regarding the midterms,the president’s party usually loses seats—what will determine how many the republicans lose will be the # of republicans/independents that stay home,not what the dems stand for–if the terms speaker pelosi and majority leader schumer aren’t enough to get you fired up then don’t waste your $ on those blue pills the swamp fox is talking about–

messianicdruid
messianicdruid
March 29, 2018 5:54 pm

I live out on the prairie [ also known from old school textbooks as the Great Plains ] and think a lot about the People came through here in “schooners” with a little grub, some seeds and simple tools, traded and fought their way thousands of miles to live here free and clear of the old mattoids and their dogmas.

America will survive the United States. It is just a corporation after all, and can be boycotted.

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 29, 2018 6:11 pm

Trump is an effette charlatan,takes his orders from the neocon Zionists and Bibi Satanyahoo….

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
March 29, 2018 6:23 pm

Who were his friends and who did his kids marry before the campaign.
I’m not a never Trumper. Iv’e just had my bony Irish ass stretched so far and so often by good sounding Pols that I have to wear a butt plug the size of a melon to keep from shitting my pants when I leave the house.
Who better than a Faux-Con Republican president to usher in Martial Law and grab our guns. Imagine if Hillary or Barry tried it.
Deranged morons like Unit would be first in line to help do it, thinking Trump was only going to round up and disarm libtards and wetbacks and splivs. (First they came for the — then they came for—).
I am not a quitter nor am I telling anyone to give up. I have been fighting the Puppet Masters most of my life and now while nearly a walking dead man am still sticking my neck out.
What I am saying is that many of you might be fighting the wrong battles (titlting windmills) or are being taken in by a Trojan Horse.
If things fall apart or a revolution starts and we win, What are we going to replace this mess with. Are we discussing it? Past revolutions and coups that took place with no adequate replacement ready to be implemented were co opted. Are we going to restore things to the original formula? Look how easily the Tea Party was infiltrated and co opted and discredited. Do we have a plan to prevent that?
All our debating whether Trump is a fake or a hero takes energy away from what we hope to do if we win.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Fleabaggs
March 29, 2018 7:07 pm

bagger,
the last couple of paragraphs are why we should never support a constitutional convention–it’s too easy to infiltrate–

Anonymous
Anonymous
  TampaRed
March 29, 2018 7:22 pm

Tamper, Old Geo Washington seems to have been a one of a kind. Looking at the record of fake history, most revolutions get sidetracked into a power struggle. As one historian summarized it, the revolution is managed by a committee and then the committee gets whacked by a strongman. Sic transit revolution. Will Trump really be greater than Washington? If it is true that George fought in a crazy manner contrary to all War College teaching, Trumpy might be similar in that respect, greater even.

CCRider
CCRider
  Fleabaggs
March 30, 2018 5:54 am

Good stuff, Fleas. I do enjoy sticking it to the Orange Crusader partly because it’s so much fun to piss off his peanut gallery. Also, I detest this hero worship so many lemmings have for whatever narcissist gets puked up on the body politic. These bastards are suppose to be public servants-a ridiculous concept but it wasn’t my idea. They should be treated like servants. Call them names. Fling shit at them as they pass by. Shit-can all the pagan edifices-the Washington and Jefferson monuments-that obscene disfiguring of nature on mt rushmore and especially the lincoln monument. In fact dynamite that fucking disgrace and leave a smoldering crater in it’s place. Cheering on those who seek to enslave you is the very essence of self immolation and what your betters truly seek of you.

As far as our next step, I say The Articles of Confederation. Diffuse power. Break it into as many little bits as we can. The South had it exactly right. And rejoice in the ensuing ‘chaos’ of not having a ruling elite. Let people vote with their feet.
Go to the state that floats you boat. Like being ruled? California or Massachusetts beckons. Like relative individual freedom, welcome to The Lone Star State. As for me, I’ll be in that state devoid of any ‘order’ whatsoever. Where you get to keep every friggen cent you honestly and ethically earn. Where you don’t need any psychopath’s permission to drive a car or smoke a fucking leaf. Where even artillery weapons are not restricted. Total freedom never scared me-tyranny does.

PeakMaster
PeakMaster
March 29, 2018 8:47 pm

We know what Boney Maroney Anne C. said.
We need to know what the latest Q drop sashweight is?
What are the Anon asswipes saying?

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
  PeakMaster
March 29, 2018 9:12 pm

They were talking about you.

diogenes
diogenes
  PeakMaster
March 30, 2018 8:49 am

Don’t worrry PeakMaster, I still hear the sounds of sucking behind Mrs. Crabtree’s garage.

Uncola
Uncola
March 30, 2018 12:38 am

About Coulter, I will only say this: Hell hath no fury.

So here we have a president who is winning for the most part, accomplishing 64% of his agenda after a little more than a year in office (faster than Ronnie Raygun), who benefited from Russiagate transitioning to FISA-gate, and who kicked Chucky Schumer’s ass in the last shutdown threat.

THIS guy sold out his base exactly as described by Coulter above? Why would he do that?

There are only three reasons I can see right now:

1.) The Black Hats finally got him by the balls; for real this time. If you look at the timing, it could have been Stormy Daniels breaking her hush agreement and coming on 60 Minutes. Actually, it could be anything for which he might be blackmailed.

Or,

2.) He was controlled opposition all along

Or,

3.) He’s playing 3-D chess

Occam’s Razor? Manchurian Candidate? Or is Trump playing Redford in “The Sting”?

We’ll know soon.

Win, lose, or draw, beware the patient man.

Stalky McTurk And 'is Beloved 'earers
Stalky McTurk And 'is Beloved 'earers
March 30, 2018 12:40 am

The refusal to accept reality is both fascinating and instructive. The excuses pile up thick and fast like garbage at a ticker tape parade.

Especially sad is the tune exemplified by Unit. “Anne’s just a dried up old harpy!” goes the cry. If Grandma Moses told you not to stick yer dick in a meat grinder would you listen? Or is that invalid advice because she’s not 18 and oozing sex appeal?

Puerile name calling aside, age and reproductive status have no bearing on Reality. Wipe the frothing spittle from your lips and hear the inescapable logic. These little tantrums cannot gainsay the Truth Ann is pointing out. Unless you’re the type of person who can’t see the Units of the world for what they are. What are you, 6? Are the other children in the Romper Room awed by your Toughery?

Equally pathetic is the “It takes time to make changes in the government!” pack of tripe. How long did it take to ram NAFTA through? Or Obamacare? But then, the traitors who brought us these ruinous legislations weren’t busy claiming to be on YOUR side. So I suppose they don’t count? Or what? I confess myself unable to follow the torturous logic of those who wake up in an alley without their wallets and insist those who did it to them are Eagle Scouts and Jedi knights.

Then we have the “Trump’s all we got!” gang of half wits. Imagine this scenario:
“Ted! How’d you break all your bones!?”
” Well last night I caught my wife in bed with my oldest enemies, the ones who killed my children. They jumped me and beat me with baseball bats. ”
“Holy cats, Ted! Guess you’re divorcing her after years of marriage, now that you see what she’s REALLY like?”
” Nope. ”
“What!? Why not?”
” She’s all I got. ”
“But she utterly betrayed you!”
” FUCK YOU! KEEP YOUR BLACK PILLS TO YOURSELF! YOU WERE NEVER ON MY MARRIAGE TRAIN TO BEGIN WITH! EAT SHIT, YOU WHINY FAGGOT LIBTARD HOWL SCREECH FROTH!!! ”

I think more and more people are becoming clinically insane every day.

I can understand and come to terms with the shameless evil of my Overlords. But listening to the lunatic ravings of those who surround me is isolating and spirit-killing in the extreme.

BL
BL
  Stalky McTurk And 'is Beloved 'earers
March 30, 2018 9:06 am

Turk- Nice rant.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  BL
March 30, 2018 9:51 am

McTurkey sounds like a NeverTrumper. Hey McTurk, if you have nothing nice to say, stick around!

EL Coyote the Dumbfuck AKA
EL Coyote the Dumbfuck AKA
March 30, 2018 1:13 am

100. I win