Guest Post by Kurt Schlichter
Perhaps the greatest thing about one of our side’s many decisive victories last week – and there were a lot of victories – is that now liberals have to refer to my friend Ric Grenell as “Ambassador.”
Or better yet, as “Your Excellency.”
But it isn’t just that America got one of its best diplomats – finally – on the job in Germany, that obscure, insignificant Upper Volta of Europe (I am a conservative traditionalist, so Burkina Faso will always be Upper Volta). It’s that in fighting his confirmation, the Democrats again highlighted their moronic intersectional hypocrisy to voters who may have forgotten what idiots they are.
“You know, respect for women and for people of different views and whatnot are essential for an ambassador, anywhere in the world,” announced noted advocate for women Senator Robert Menendez, who allegedly focuses his advocacy on underage women in the Dominican Republic. And, of course, the silly likes of Chris Murphy – he’s the Connecticut Democrat senator who’s merely a clown, not one who is a pretend war hero – huffed n’ puffed about how Ric insulted women, in part because Ric was mean to Rachael Maddow. But everyone should be mean to Rachael Maddow. That’s a plus.
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Anyway, Ric is gay, and this was all some sort of lapdog whistle to the Democrat base to let their latent homophobia run free with the notion that gay men are gay because they hate girls, or something. But libs can’t escape the truth: Donald Trump just appointed the highest ranking openly gay officer in the federal government – and he’s a conservative Republican.
And that’s just one win. There are so many. Even the losses, like the sad withdrawal of Admiral Ronny Jackson from his nomination to head the VA, have a silver lining. The people of Montana, who hate cowardly and craven mean girl antics, will no doubt punish that flat-topped Senate creep Jon Tester at election time for his scummy lies about an outstanding American warrior.
How about North Korea – no biggie, right CNN? Time for another couple hits with Stormy Daniels’s lawyer about how the wizened stripper is finally going take down Trump. Don’t look at the men behind the curtain making peace in Korea. Nothing to see. Gee, looks like Trump is making it rain, only with peace instead of singles.
The Democrat foreign policy cabal is coming unglued as Trump notches another triumph. I would sure hate to be Obama latte-fetcher Ben Rhodes right now, but then I can’t be him because I never worked in an administration that kissed the mullahs’ collective Khomeini and that was unable to get North Korea talking about denuclearization. Also, I am not a failed novelist.
The Russia collusion thing is dying a slow, agonizing death, but not before the investigations reveal the stunning depth of corruption of Obama’s regime. It’s only a matter of time until Andy McCabe rolls. And please James Comey, you looming doofus, keep running your mouth.
There’s so much winning. Besides Ric, we got Mike Pompeo in as Secretary of State, and Mitch McConnell is confirming judge after non-pinko judge. Every Trump judge is one less black-robed activist who thinks that the Constitution makes it mandatory that you taxpayers chip in to kill babies but that it has nothing to say about your right to keep and bear arms.
Speaking of killing kids and the need for every free citizen to own multiple modern rifles and ammo and be proficient in their use, formerly Great Britain has provided several cautionary examples of what a world run by Democrats would look like. Someone called Count Dankula got convicted of a crime and fined for saying words the elite disliked. Another thoughtcrimminal got jailed for eight month – eight months of his life in prison – for flipping off a traffic camera, and then the Brit Stasi went on Twitter to brag about it and to threaten the sheep into submission. Worst of all, because his parents had a bad attitude about the UK’s single payer system deciding to kill their son, the Brit government decreed that the parents of Alfie Evans could not take him to Italy to try to save his life. The National Health Service finally got its wish and killed Alfie; that’s what the government can do when it rules sub jects instead of serves an armed citizenry. Think about that the next time some liberal scoffs about “death panels” and your crazy ideas about not giving up your guns so you can resist tyranny.
If any good is to come out of this fascist atrocity, it will be to wake people the hell up to the future if the Democrats take power. And libs can’t let the truth get out. Did you notice that not-at-all-creepy gun-grabbing kid disappeared from your TV screens just about the same time that the NRA announced that American patriots had set donation records for giving to America’s foremost civil rights organization?
We’re winning so much they gotta spin our wins. The economy is running at 2.8% growth – not enough! Well, then just wait until next quarter. Tariffs? Our opponents are folding. Unemployment is in freefall, and people are dropping off of the food stamp program – this is a tragedy for liberals, because they feed on those who need handouts. Remember: Good news for Americans is bad news for Democrats.
We won the special election in Arizona, which the left spun as a loss because the victory there was not as victorious as Trump’s had been. But we all know that the Democrats were super-motivated this year to once and for all stop normal Americans from having any say in their own governance. Because liberals have stopped hiding what they really want to do, like disarm us and imprison us and kill us, Normals like us are starting to get motivated.
So is the fact that so many squishes are throwing in the towel. Trump is the cleanser. While in DC the Fredocons are panicking about a blue wave, out in America we’re not seeing it. With the generic ballot gap narrowing, pretty soon Paul Ryan is going to start regretting leaving Congress to spend more time with his high school-age kids.
Hi Ryan kids, I’m here to hang out with you.
Uh.
Do you kids like the Def Lepperd? It rocks.
Mom, make dad go back to Congress.
But perhaps the most culturally significant win involves Kanye West and someone called Chance the Rapper, who apparently needs to be distinguished from Chance the Poultry Inspector and Chance the Proctologist. Chance the Rapper morphed into Chance the Wuss when he kind-of sort-of backtracked about his thoughtcrime of saying “Black people don’t have to be democrats,” but whatever. This is still huge – major black celebrities are refusing to be told what they can and cannot think and are actively pushing back against the backlash. And there’s a ton of backlash – the Democrats cannot afford to lose their lock on the minority vote – but minorities are now openly asking the question that terrifies liberals: “What have you done for us lately besides run your Chardonnay-guzzling mouths?”
Don’t be down. Don’t be discouraged. We’re winning. And somewhere, in a dark room, Felonia Milhous von Pantsuit sits sucking down tumblers of Canadian Club and dreaming of the American Venezuela that might have been.
So smile, and try to endure all this winning.
Yet, none of the evil cabal is in jail; none even charged with a crime. GDP and unemployment data are BS (e.g., the government includes bonds–that is, their debt–as part of GDP; the government excludes tens of millions of unemployed from their unemployment figure). Crediting Trump for the apparent Korean breakthrough is really pushing it; his bluster may have helped at the margin, but who says the situation is resolved? A handshake between Korean leaders? Come on. They still have their nukes. The Dems are still ahead in the polls for the midterm elections, are they not? If we really have to highlight a single tweet from a black man into victory for all conservatives, are we really winning?
Watching the Kevin Shipp video on TBP this morning gives me a lot of hope we can win, however.
So those figures and statistics you call “BS” are collected using the same parameters and sources as in the past, which makes them a valid comparison with the past.
You look for a reason to say Trump is failing, which means you are either a born looser or an anti-Trumper.
And you miss out on everything positive that is taking place as a result.
Right. Ever expanding government. Debt exploding. Never ending wars. Repos in the House fleeing like the rats they are (one report is that they fear assassination-a delicious thought). Neocon scum in every important position. Boot licking fealty to israel that would embarrass meir kahane. And no wall.
This statist horseshit belongs on town hall not tbp.
CC………………..perhaps you would enjoy listening to Jimmy Dore, a liberal, give his views on your regressives.
Yeah, I heard this. I like Dore. He’s a lefty to be sure but like Glenn Greenwald he speaks the truth and knows this 2 party duopoly is a big scam. Dave Smith is cut from that mold as well and well worth paying attention to, unlike this bullshitter, schlichter
…no need to apologize for the “jewish star”. Besides being the truth of Krugman’s ethnicity, did you know that in pre-WW2 Germany, mandatory wearing of the “jewish star” was promoted by the zionists of the day. It is zionists who collaborated with the National Socialist regime to marginalize their own jewish people. You see, emigration and the colonization of Palestine by jews was not going fast enough. Making life uncomfortable for German jews was the goal…that was used to “encourage” emigration…
There’s plenty to fault Trump for, but exploding debt and demographics ain’t it. I personally find the man boarderline insufferable, however when I look at what he’s accomplished in his first 2 years I put him up there with Reagan. Just too bad he isn’t as likeable as Reagan. If I base my opinion on the personality, I regret my vote completely. If I base my opinion on results, I’d vote for him again, and probably will. So called conservatives who go anti-Trump because he’s not idealogically perfect will never find solace in ANY politician, other than those that lie to them to make the “feel better”.
Gil……………1 year and 3 months, not 2 years.
And, he is likeable. don’t base your opinion on the liberals soundings. Just go by the crowds at any of his speeches.
I’m a little ticked off on his H1-B and H2-B Visa lies per the Michigan speech
Of course he’s responsible for the soaring debt. Not solely responsible, but responsible. He signed the tax bill mainly because he was desperate for a win. It had a few positive attributes, but some that were indefensible- like taxing pass-throughs at a lower rate than individual income and leaving carried-interest treatment in place. He agreed to ramped-up military spending. He signed the omnibus without demanding funding for his main campaign promise – The Wall. He now claims he’s going to let the government shut down in September if he doesn’t get full Wall funding. About fucking time, but I’ll believe it when I see it.
Reagan got shot 2 months into his Presidency, fell into line and Poppy Bush became the only virtual 3 term President.
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Freemason Franklin Roosevelt
“We should judge our political system against actual existing political systems and not hypothetical utopias.” Jordan Peterson. I’m with Gilnut. It’s a good idea to judge our politicians the same way.
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To all TBP Trumpteer Nutsack Lickers — feel free to post pics of your own lips locked on Donny’s Doughnuts
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At least you didn’t violate SSS’ no nipple rule.
I could be characterized by some here as a Q-tipper, although a still skeptical one…and while I am trying to have patience as March Madness turns to April Showers and presumably fades into May Flowers…and I can be patient as it relates to HRC and BHO in prison for their crimes, but could we at least get Harvey Weinstein in custody?
You probably heard about the White House Correspondents Dinner and the cunt comedian Michelle Wolf. Here are the highlights.
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ON PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP
‘Like a porn star says when she’s about to have sex with a Trump, let’s get it over with,’ Wolf said to open the act. ‘You know he’s not any good.’
‘It’s 2018 and I am a woman so you cannot shut me up. Unless you have Michael Cohen wire me $130,000,’ said Wolf, referencing the Stormy Daniels controversy. ‘You can find me on Venmo under my porn star name: Reince Priebus.’
Wolf also addressed Trump’s absence head on: ‘I would drag him here myself, but it turns out that the president of the United States is the one p***y you’re not allowed to grab.’
On Trump pulling out of the Paris climate accord, she said: ‘He said he was going to pull out and he did, and that’s a refreshing quality in a guy.’
‘You might be rich in Idaho but in New York you’re just doing fine,’ she said.
Using call and response from the audience, Wolf shouted ‘Trump is so broke’, to which the audience responded ‘how broke is he?’
Among her responses were: ‘He has to fly failed business class’; ‘He looked for foreign oil in Don Jr’s hair’; ‘Southwest used him as one of their engines’; and ‘He had to borrow money from the Russians and now he’s compromised.’
‘Trump is racist. He loves white nationalists, which is a funny term for a Nazi, it’s like calling a pedophile a kid-friend or Harvey Weinstein a lady’s man.’
And finally: ‘He grabs p**sies because he thinks there might be loose change in them.’
ON VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE
‘Mike Pence is what happens when Anderson Cooper isn’t gay. Mike Pence is the kind of guy who brushes his teeth and then drinks orange juice and thinks, Mmm,’ said Wolf.
‘He thinks abortion is murder. Which first of all don’t knock it til you try it. And when you do try it, really knock it, you gotta get that baby out of there.’
ON SARAH HUCKABEE SANDERS AND KELLYANNE CONWAY
The room grew quiet and groans were heard as Wolf directed harsh jokes at White House Press Secretary Sarah Huckabee Sanders, who was sitting just feet away, including attacks on her appearance.
‘I have to say I’m a little starstruck, I loved you as Aunt Lydia in A Handmaid’s Tale. Mike Pence, if you haven’t seen it you would love it,’ said Wolf, turning to Sanders.
‘Every time Sarah steps up to the podium, I get excited because I’m not really sure what we’re gonna get. A press briefing, a bunch of lies, or divided into softball teams. [in deep voice] “It’s shirts and skins and this time don’t be such a little b***h Jim Acosta.”‘
‘I like Sarah, I think she’s really resourceful. She burns facts and uses the ash to create a perfect smokey eye,’ the comedian added. ‘Maybe she’s born with it, maybe it’s lies. It’s probably lies.’
‘I’m never really sure what to call Sarah Huckabee Sanders. Is it Sarah Sanders, is it Sarah Huckabee Sanders, is it Cousin Huckabee, is it Aunt Huckabee Sanders?’ Wolf said, continuing, ‘What’s Uncle Tom but for white women who disappoint other white women? Ah I Know, Aunt Coulter.’
Wolf also took shots at counselor to the president Kellyanne Conway. ‘Man, she has the perfect name for what she does. Conway. It’s like if my last name was tells-jokes-frizzy-hair-small-t*ts.’
Ivanka Trump also came under fire: ‘Ivanka, she was supposed to be an advocate for women but she is about as helpful to women as an empty box of tampons.’ Wolf also compared the president’s daughter to a ‘diaper genie’, saying she ‘Looks sleek on the outside, but inside is full of s**t.’
ON CONGRESS
‘I’m here to make jokes. I have no agenda, I’m not trying to get anything accomplished. So everyone who’s here from Congress, we should get right get along.’
‘Mitch McConnell isn’t here tonight, he had a prior engagement. He’s finally getting his neck circumcised.’
‘Paul Ryan couldn’t make it, of course he’s already been circumcised. Unfortunately while they were down there they also took his balls.’
ON THE MEDIA
‘I known there’s a lot of people who want me to talk about Russia, and Putin, and collusion, but I’m not gonna do that because there’s also a lot of liberal media here, and I’ve never really wanted to know what any of you look like when you orgasm. Except maybe for you, Jake Tapper. I bet it’s something like this [blank face] “Ok, that’s all the time we have.”‘
‘CNN, you guys love breaking news. And you did it, you broke it.’
‘Fox News is here so you know what that means, ladies: cover your drinks.’
‘We’ve got MSNBC here. MSNBC’s new slogan is ‘This Is Who We Are’, guys that is not a good slogan.’
‘We cannot forget about Rachel Maddow, she’s the Peter Pan of MSNBC. But instead of never growing up she never gets to the point. Watching Rachel Maddow is like going to Target. You went in for milk but you left with shampoo, candles and the entire history of the Byzantine Empire.’
‘What would I do without Megyn Kelly? Probably be more proud of women.’
‘I watch Morning Joe every morning. Now we know Mika and Joe are engaged, it’s like when a MeToo works out.’
Michelle Wolf looks like a cross between Debbie Wasserman-Schultz and my dog’s asshole.
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Stucky, welcome back. I missed you. That one really struck me as funny!. Not sure what that says about me other than the fact that I have a twisted sense of humor.
the best line you’ve ever posted stucky except that your dog’s rear probably looks better–
Are these supposed to be jokes because if they are they are not funny and are in extreme poor taste. Never heard of this bitch. Don’t care. Can you imagine the uproar that would have occurred if she would have said the same things about The Multi-racial Messiah (Obama)?!?!?! Just goes to show you the HUGE DOUBLE STANDARD between Liberals and Conservatives. Liberals can get away with murder literally (can you spell Seth Rich) but let a Conservative do or say the same thing and its CRUCIFY!!!!!!!!! I think this no-name, hit the wall, talent-less, non-funny, Liberal shill just did a “Kathy Griffin” on her career. GOOD RIDDANCE!!!
‘He thinks abortion is murder. Which first of all don’t knock it til you try it. And when you do try it, really knock it, you gotta get that baby out of there.’ These people are some sick, twisted MF’s.
Signs of winning be damned! MOAR DOOM! MOAR DOOM! We’ve got to keep up the DOOM momentum! Winning is bad mm’kay.
PRAY
That’s only for sky and ground spirit worshippers but I hope you enjoy it and it changes your life.
Well, well, well. Ayatollah’s for Best Actor?
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There’s half a billion ANNUALLY that won’t be flowing to the ME now.
Winning fucking sucks!