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Jack Lovett
Jack Lovett
June 9, 2018 5:12 pm

Sooo, thats what a room full of low IQ criminals look like?

Francis Marion
Francis Marion
June 9, 2018 5:25 pm

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pyrrhus
pyrrhus
June 9, 2018 5:28 pm

Is that all, Bimbo?

rhs jr
rhs jr
June 9, 2018 5:37 pm

If you leave the US troops in place, don’t try to modify our trade agreements, abide by the Paris CO2 Agreements, remove all the sanctions and take 1 million Muslims, we’ll provide 100 presidential suites in our Embassies each with several nympho sluts for your amusement.

Steve C
Steve C
June 9, 2018 5:40 pm

How about a quick game of: If you show me yours, I’ll show you mine…?

Crawfisher
Crawfisher
June 9, 2018 5:40 pm

Merkle: ‘Let me tell you how you will deal with Europe’.
Trump: thinking, ‘how expensive should I make BMW’s shipped to the US’.

musket
musket
  Crawfisher
June 9, 2018 8:57 pm

Don’t they make them in South Carolina?

Gator
Gator
  musket
June 10, 2018 2:11 am

They do. Kinda like my Nissan Armada was made in Mississippi, while Chevy’s are made in mexico. The whole situation is fucked. This shit has been going on for decades.

Jake
Jake
  Gator
June 10, 2018 2:31 pm

My Toyota Avalon, made in Kentucky, has 82% US labor and content. The absolute best car I have ever had.

Crawfisher
Crawfisher
  musket
June 10, 2018 7:20 am

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BMW_in_the_United_States

The BMW US Manufacturing Company, also known as BMW Spartanburg, is a vehicle assembly facility for BMW Group and is located in Greer, South Carolina;[9] it is BMW’s only assembly plant in the United States. The plant is currently BMW’s sole global production site for X4, X5, X6, and X7 crossover SUVs whose biggest market is the U.S., while other BMW models sold in the U.S. market are imported.

Big Dick
Big Dick
  Crawfisher
June 10, 2018 9:34 am

KEY WORD ASSEMBLY! All parts shipped in from outside of the USA to be put together like tinker toys.

Suds
Suds
June 9, 2018 6:02 pm

I don’t like this position you’ve put me in, bent over forward like this, you defiant, comb-over schwantz!

Scott halloween
Scott halloween
June 9, 2018 7:37 pm

Merkle: look, you gotta go to the meeting or it’s pointless…Trump: nope, I’d rather hang out with little rocket man, at least he’s honest in his deceptions.

Gator
Gator
  Scott halloween
June 10, 2018 2:14 am

There are few things that are more dishonest than a meeting about global warming, or “gender equality”. All parties involved know damn well that both of these things are bullshit, anyways. Trump has pissed me off a lot, but him telling these people to fuck off has been pretty entertaining.

Ammo
Ammo
June 9, 2018 7:37 pm

Okay Donald, I’ll trade you 20,000 BMW’s with no tariffs, and the location of Hitler’s real grave site….. for…. 5,000 muslim women to satisfy the German fascist men , 5,000 goats for the muslim men, and 15,000 illegals aliens………

Persnickety
Persnickety
June 9, 2018 8:09 pm

“Which part of ‘fuck you’ don’t you understand?”

Vee
Vee
June 9, 2018 9:03 pm

“Just admit it, you cut the cheese, admit it and we’ll get back to the meeting”

mike alexander
mike alexander
June 9, 2018 9:57 pm

Keep talking like that Merkle and I will slap your French and Canadian girlfriends.

Ron
Ron
June 9, 2018 9:59 pm

Who’s got the seat of power now?

3DShoofer
3DShoofer
June 9, 2018 10:19 pm

Never posted here before, but couldn’t resist this . My caption would be ‘Being it bitch’, and Trump’s the guy to deliver that message.

Jack
Jack
June 9, 2018 10:39 pm

Sit your ass down, Jesus…this is my orange BITCH!!!!

Warren
Warren
June 9, 2018 10:42 pm

Just shut up you whiny little bitch!!

Zarathustra
Zarathustra
June 9, 2018 11:12 pm

I’m a business man. I’ll eat you out, but I need $100,000. Bolton will do it for free, although I must warn you, he smells like Netanyahu’s ass.

22winmag - when you ask someone which floor they'd like, and they respond with "ladies lingerie"- they're referencing the AEROSMITH SONG!!!
22winmag - when you ask someone which floor they'd like, and they respond with "ladies lingerie"- they're referencing the AEROSMITH SONG!!!
  Zarathustra
June 9, 2018 11:35 pm

That begs the question will Bolton do it for free while sporting a yamika?

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Rdawg
June 10, 2018 12:39 am

Take it easy, Rdawg, 22winnie is a ZH transplant. ZH trannies are low intellect; he doesn’t even know what begging the question means.

Rdawg
Rdawg
  EL Coyote
June 10, 2018 12:47 am

At first I thought he misspelled Yakima. As in, Yakima Washington.

But he does win the “Longest Asinine Screen Name” award.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  Rdawg
June 10, 2018 12:51 am

He advertised for months that he’d defected from ZH to come here. We could have gotten Million Dollar Bonus but noooooooooooooooooo. Instead we got this maroon. ZH is not sending their best, let me tell you.

Rdawg
Rdawg
  EL Coyote
June 10, 2018 1:11 am

Yeah, roger that. Fits in with the eeeeeeevul joooo crowd, tho.

starfcker
starfcker
  EL Coyote
June 10, 2018 1:39 am

“We could have gotten Million Dollar Bonus but noooooooooooooooooo. Instead we got this maroon. ZH is not sending their best, let me tell you.” That dates you quite a bit, EC. And it’s hysterical. Post of the day.

Gator
Gator
  EL Coyote
June 10, 2018 2:20 am

Speaking of MDB, havent seen him in a long time. Didn’t even notice until you pointed that out, either. Hmmm. I wonder if his mom finally cut off his internet.

And ZH has been going to shit lately. Anyone else notice the writing in these last couple months? Its been terrible, they definitely hired someone else, and he sucks. I’ve been spending less and less time there. A shame, too. I really enjoyed that place a couple years ago, especially in the run up to the 2012 election.

Maggie
Maggie
  EL Coyote
June 10, 2018 1:45 pm

Who’s dating EC?

robert h siddell jr
robert h siddell jr
June 9, 2018 11:30 pm

You are going to cooperate with the G7 or I am going to tell the World you had sex with me.

22winmag - when you ask someone which floor they'd like, and they respond with "ladies lingerie"- they're referencing the AEROSMITH SONG!!!
22winmag - when you ask someone which floor they'd like, and they respond with "ladies lingerie"- they're referencing the AEROSMITH SONG!!!
June 9, 2018 11:33 pm

“Listen lady, I’m not scared of Stasi crypto-Jews like you. We have enough of them in CONgress.”

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
June 10, 2018 12:17 am

Merkle – Look you big ox, you can’t keep throwing rock every time. You’re screwing up the entire negotiation process. Mix it up a little, throw scissors once in a while.

Bolton – Don’t listen to her, Don. She’s setting you up. Throw paper next time.

James
James
June 10, 2018 9:18 am

BFYTW

Dave
Dave
June 10, 2018 11:22 am

Vee vill turn your man boobs into lampshades, Trumpenfuhrer!!!

james the deplorable wanderer
james the deplorable wanderer
June 10, 2018 11:27 am

M: “I actually think I can use body language and “leaning in” to intimidate you, Donald. All the feminist experts tell me you will fold like a bad umbrella if a woman seriously, determinedly opposes you!”

T: “You need to read different books. Start with MINE!”

Stucky
Stucky
June 10, 2018 4:18 pm

Angela: “Ich bin Stormy Daniel’s mom and I vant to suck your Schwantz!”

Donald” “I’ll suck my own Schwantz and save $130,000.”

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
June 10, 2018 4:45 pm

merkle – I knew Jack Kennedy, Jack Kennedy was my friend. You, sir, are no Jack Kennedy.

bolton – Don’t listen to her, Don, Jack would never sleep with Helga.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
June 10, 2018 4:49 pm

merkle – And I say Zero Hedge commetators are smarter than TBP morans.

bolton – Don’t listen to her, Don, we’ve got folks re-posting your Q leads on TBP.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
  EL Coyote
June 10, 2018 4:53 pm

merkle- Stormy Daniels says you have a tiny pecker.

bolton – Don’t listen to her, Don, that’s just Angela’s penis envy talking.

EL Coyote
EL Coyote
June 10, 2018 4:57 pm

merkle – Listen here, you real estate racketeering pissant, Hitler was my daddy.

bolton – Don’t listen to her, Don, the Bush clan ain’t giving back the Nazi gold.