So what if that kid was surveying the tits before they left for the prom. I am pretty sure that young man is not confused as to who has a penis and who has the front hole.
Vagina was such a nice word, clean enough for grade school, dirty enough for the locker room.
RIP, Vagina.
Alas, poor Vagina! I knew her, Bea, a friend of infinite joy, of most excellent fragrance. She hath borne me on her back a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. —
I should have taken my appeal to Stuckenheimer out of the moniker block. Oh well…
EC? Where have you been? Get over to Shitocracy and then praise me for hanging in there when Sense Shitty started dumping on Admin and tbp in genereal. Help me.
LGR
August 24, 2018 6:44 pm
Uh oh, kit. Where RU?
Don’t make me pull FF alone, brother. Come own!
FF-JOTW…a 2-fer…
A New York attorney representing a very wealthy art collector called his client.
“Saul, I have good news and bad news for you.”
Art collector says: “I’ve had an awful day. Give me the good news first.”
Lawyer says: “I had a business meeting with your wife today, and she just invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring in a minimum of 15 to 20 million dollars, and I think she could be right.”
“That’s fantastic!” Saul says enthusiastically. “Well done. My wife is a brilliant businesswoman. And you’ve just made my day. Now, I know I can handle any bad news. What is it?”
Lawyer says: “Well, the 2 pictures are of you and your secretary.”
take-II…(youngsters might not relate; most oldsters will, tho.)
Health gurus say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles.
Two older girlfriends are chatting away one morning when the subject of sex comes up. One asks the other if she smokes after sex to which she replies, I don’t know. I’ve never looked!
IndenturedServant
August 24, 2018 7:07 pm
I’d shit myself silly if I opened my garage door and saw that. Then, I’d email the image to my boss with a note about not making it in today and then have a blast shoveling and snow blowing the rest of the day! I haven’t seen snow like that since ’78-’79 in MT! Hell yeah!
audrey jr
August 24, 2018 7:41 pm
Actually, fellas, as a real-life woman I can assure you that the “front hole” of which you speak is the urethra. The urethra is the hole from which urine comes forth.
Anyone who tries to put anything near my “front hole” is going to get a swift kick upside their head. Inserting items of any type into the front hole is always very painful for a woman.
So, no, guys, the vagina is not, in fact, the “front hole.”
Back off from the entire “front hole” discussion unless you have a front hole.
Bea, I tried to explain it last Friday night. When half of the gifs I attempt to post get rejected by the new comment plug-in then it becomes, well, frustrating. Especially so because it seems to reject the gifs I think are very good. Don’t want to say much more about it. Maybe I’ll try again next Friday. I read in another thread where someone tried to post an image and got the “comment awaiting moderation” deal that I get roughly half of the time. Maybe it will improve.
So what if that kid was surveying the tits before they left for the prom. I am pretty sure that young man is not confused as to who has a penis and who has the front hole.
Ok, so vagina is now the ‘front hole’ what shall we call the corn hole?
Stucky
Vagina was such a nice word, clean enough for grade school, dirty enough for the locker room.
RIP, Vagina.
Alas, poor Vagina! I knew her, Bea, a friend of infinite joy, of most excellent fragrance. She hath borne me on her back a thousand times, and now, how abhorred in my imagination it is! My gorge rises at it. Here hung those lips that I have kissed I know not how oft. —
What did the blind man say as he passed by the fish market?
He tipped his hat and said, “Good morning ladies”.
That sounds like a job title: Tit Surveyor
I should have taken my appeal to Stuckenheimer out of the moniker block. Oh well…
EC? Where have you been? Get over to Shitocracy and then praise me for hanging in there when Sense Shitty started dumping on Admin and tbp in genereal. Help me.
Uh oh, kit. Where RU?
Don’t make me pull FF alone, brother. Come own!
FF-JOTW…a 2-fer…
A New York attorney representing a very wealthy art collector called his client.
“Saul, I have good news and bad news for you.”
Art collector says: “I’ve had an awful day. Give me the good news first.”
Lawyer says: “I had a business meeting with your wife today, and she just invested $5,000 in two pictures that she thinks will bring in a minimum of 15 to 20 million dollars, and I think she could be right.”
“That’s fantastic!” Saul says enthusiastically. “Well done. My wife is a brilliant businesswoman. And you’ve just made my day. Now, I know I can handle any bad news. What is it?”
Lawyer says: “Well, the 2 pictures are of you and your secretary.”
take-II…(youngsters might not relate; most oldsters will, tho.)
Health gurus say that during sex you burn off as many calories as running 8 miles.
Who in the hell runs 8 miles in 5 minutes?
~Have a good weekend, monkeys.
Two older girlfriends are chatting away one morning when the subject of sex comes up. One asks the other if she smokes after sex to which she replies, I don’t know. I’ve never looked!
I’d shit myself silly if I opened my garage door and saw that. Then, I’d email the image to my boss with a note about not making it in today and then have a blast shoveling and snow blowing the rest of the day! I haven’t seen snow like that since ’78-’79 in MT! Hell yeah!
Actually, fellas, as a real-life woman I can assure you that the “front hole” of which you speak is the urethra. The urethra is the hole from which urine comes forth.
Anyone who tries to put anything near my “front hole” is going to get a swift kick upside their head. Inserting items of any type into the front hole is always very painful for a woman.
So, no, guys, the vagina is not, in fact, the “front hole.”
Back off from the entire “front hole” discussion unless you have a front hole.
Wut? Guys don’t have a urethra?
GUYS GOT FRONT HOLES!
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I watched the clams for the picnic for hours because of that cartoon. In fact a clam has got a leg.
Loved BC comics. Loved “Clams got hands!” too.
BB could knock the bottom off that front hole.
nkit- Where is my Friday night line-up of splendid gifs to make me forget my sucky week? We are going to cut your pay, this will not stand!
I prefer “Crazy Love”, but “Heart of the Night” is a good one, too- about New Orleans.
I love Admin’s Friday Fails, but I’m missing nkit’s contribution. Where you at, nkit?
Sorry for the edit but my cat walked on the keyboard.
nkit…………Say something………where iz you???? Are you butthurt about something…….talk to me.
Bea, I tried to explain it last Friday night. When half of the gifs I attempt to post get rejected by the new comment plug-in then it becomes, well, frustrating. Especially so because it seems to reject the gifs I think are very good. Don’t want to say much more about it. Maybe I’ll try again next Friday. I read in another thread where someone tried to post an image and got the “comment awaiting moderation” deal that I get roughly half of the time. Maybe it will improve.
nkit- Sorry……I thought the spooks were out of the system. Others have been posting gifs so thought all was well. Really miss your contributions nkit.
Admin. – A lot of us really love FF, can you do something to help?