JAMIE DIMON’S LUNCH TAB

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MadMike
MadMike
August 28, 2018 1:20 pm

I’m happy he can afford it.
I don’t care how much money someone has, or how they spend it, I care how they got it.
Entrepreneurship, hard work, or inheritance are OK by me.
Theft, the government trough, crony capitalism, profiteering, and corruption? OH FUCK NO!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MadMike
August 28, 2018 1:30 pm

Yup. One can hope a piece of deep fried squid gets lodged so deep, that the Heimlich manuever is ineffective on the calamari fritti inhaled the next time.
Some thieving corrupt pricks deserve to choke, be it by gluttony, or by the hands of one of the nameless, bankrupted victims of his actions.

Teleforo Urias Plata (EC)
Teleforo Urias Plata (EC)
  MadMike
August 28, 2018 6:23 pm

Are you referring to the Trump empire?

pyrrhus
pyrrhus
  MadMike
August 28, 2018 8:11 pm

That’s money he got from the taxpayers and the Fed, while it was destroying pensions and crushing the middle class.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
August 28, 2018 1:47 pm

$12 for a water? That’s an outrage!

JimmyTorpedo
JimmyTorpedo
  Iska Waran
August 28, 2018 7:33 pm

$5000 for a Petrus! What a rip. Better have been a ’75 or ’82. I would rather pay $12 for a bottle of water. Unless it was a ’75 or ’82- those are hard to come by and would consider paying $1600 for a bottle, but sheesh, $4000+ markup?

JimmyTorpedo
JimmyTorpedo
  JimmyTorpedo
August 28, 2018 8:29 pm

I obviously meant to say $3000 + markup. I can do math. Just cannot type real good.

Prayin' for the end of liberalism
Prayin' for the end of liberalism
August 28, 2018 2:13 pm

LOL, 12 bucks for a large water… and the east coast dipshits are always soooo superior to the western United States folks. I’ve guided east coast yahoo’s out west on the Salmon River and they are hopeless, helpless and comical in their ignorance.

daniel
daniel
  Prayin' for the end of liberalism
August 28, 2018 2:28 pm

dont matter what you eat it just going to make a Turd

Teleforo Urias Plata (EC)
Teleforo Urias Plata (EC)
  daniel
August 28, 2018 2:55 pm

danny boy, I read of a case where some American tourists gave a girl a $1 tip in the Weimar Republic. Her family soon gathered in the kitchen trying to figure out where she should invest her trillion PM riches.
I would suggest, if you want to live like a Trillionaire for a day, head out to Venezuela.

TJF
TJF
August 28, 2018 2:40 pm

Well, at least he left a good tip.

Maggie
Maggie
  TJF
August 28, 2018 6:20 pm

I made a snark on this below. LOL

IluvCO2
IluvCO2
August 28, 2018 4:24 pm

What the fuck is a la tache romanee co for $15000. That better have come with a blow job.

Boat Guy
Boat Guy
August 28, 2018 5:15 pm

Wasn’t he involved in receiving TARP bailout funds for is enterprise or financial shenanigans . If not good for him if so may he die a slow miserable death as a crony capitalist while being raped in prison . Just Saying …

robert
robert
August 28, 2018 5:25 pm

He landed in Indianapolis some years back while climbing his way to the top. His most lasting contribution here then was to fire hundreds of people, including my son. These banking bastards are ruthless and no more ethical or moral than lawyers. $12 water? You betchum little beaver, he stole the money fair and square.

Llpoh
Llpoh
August 28, 2018 5:32 pm

I was at a Florence restaurant where an oligarcg and his fanboys order 12 bottles of $25k a pop burgundy. Now they knew how to spend money.

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
  Llpoh
August 29, 2018 7:53 am

Florence??? Kentucky, South Carolina or Alabama???

Maggie
Maggie
August 28, 2018 6:05 pm

Dilemma: If you had been his waitress, would you have felt guilty taking the tip even though you pissed in his food or wine?

TJF
TJF
  Maggie
August 28, 2018 8:38 pm

I would feel guilty that I didn’t slip poison into his meal.

javelin
javelin
August 28, 2018 7:45 pm

Doesn’t JP Morgan chase make several billion as the “distributors” of EBT and SNAP cards for the US govt? What’s a $50,000 lunch when the taxpayers are helping to foot the bill. ( I forgot to mention the massive bonus Dimon took in 2008 after our taxes bailed out the TBTF banks and the QE’s)…..

On the other side, I agree with not having envy for people spending money that they earned honestly with their sweat, blood, intellect or talent– wealth is relative.

I know someone who collects coins. He might spend $500 on an old silver half dollar for his collection–people who collect coins and fill albums with state quarters may hate him for his extravagance. However there are collectors who pay hundreds of thousands for their purchases for rare issues– and there are others who are in another class who spend $5-10k for each coin in their sets. It is relative and if a high roller spends $300,000 for a Gold Eagle from the 1800’s it doesn’t affect the guy one bit from enjoying his $500 Buffalo nickel.

I’d rather have a steak and crab cake for $50 anyhow…………

PlatoPlubius
PlatoPlubius
  javelin
August 28, 2018 7:55 pm

Javelin

+ bazillion ?

Fuck Jamie Dimon and his dinner bill that is more than double what minimum wage workers make in 2 years of their lives.

Rdawg
Rdawg
  PlatoPlubius
August 28, 2018 8:03 pm

“Hate, fear, greed and envy make the world go ’round”
~my dad
You’ve got at least two of those covered, probably three.

PlatoPlubius
PlatoPlubius
  Rdawg
August 28, 2018 8:14 pm

Hahaha,

I think Dimon fits your father’s quote to a T.

Javelin Nailed the narrative above, just adding perspective minus a blase attitude that you seem to exhibit by defending the lifestyles of the Rich and famous and Jamie Dimons “right” to spend 40,000 dollars at a restaurant while things are deteriorating all around us! Go watch an episode of Undercover Boss!
While I’m at it, FUCK Robin Leach too and Xhibit with his promotion of excess pimp my ride, Yo MTV cribs, and Extreme home makeover bullshit!

Fuck the consumer material driven zombie promotion and fuck you and your butt brother Jamie Dimon!

Grog
Grog
  PlatoPlubius
August 29, 2018 1:47 am

Robin Leach
Died: August 24, 2018, Las Vegas, NV

lamont cranston
lamont cranston
August 29, 2018 7:58 am

Let him spend the $$$ as he wishes. Hey, it looks like Italian meat & three for four but with vino instead of tea 😉

I dated a 10021 chick years ago (205 E 77th, #8E). Different breed. A “soft” demo but all she cared about was lowering her taxes via a Wyoming LLC.