and start whining about why they can’t finish taking this country over…..
Sudsy
December 14, 2018 9:04 am
…And that’s just the first guy…
Dutchman
December 14, 2018 9:07 am
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. There are two guys playing pool. Suddenly the cue ball jumps the table. The monkey jumps off his bar stool, grabs the cue ball and swallows it.
The bartender is really pissed, but what can he do? The monkey’s owner is very apologetic, and says he will bring the cue ball back, after the monkey ‘passes’ it.
Several days later the gentleman returns with the monkey, and the cue ball. The bartender is very happy, and offers the monkey some peanuts. The monkey carefully shells the peanut, and then proceeds to stick it up his ass, then eats it. The bartender is shocked at this. But the owner says: “Since he passed that cue ball, he sizes everything before he eats it.”
wdg
December 14, 2018 9:09 am
How appropriate that the putrid slime of America should be in the front row of the funeral of a mass murderer, H.W. Bush. Houston…we have a problem…a huge problem. Our once proud nation is now run by mass murderers, serial rapists, degenerates and the scum of the earth itself. How did such evil rise to the top of the American government and our most basic of institutions? What does it say about the American people and humanity itself? How do we take back our nations from those who now rule over us and escape this tyranny?
The degenerates rose to power because they constantly take more and more and the people have absolutely no say. You have two choices because the Democrats and Republicans have taken over. No other party is allowed. It’s been that way a long time.
Luke 4:5-6 KJV… “And the devil, taking him up into an high mountain, shewed unto him all the kingdoms of the world in a moment of time. And the devil said unto him, All this power will I give thee, and the glory of them: for that is delivered unto me; and to whomsoever I will I give it.”
Jack Hammer
December 14, 2018 9:47 am
Then the bartender says through clenched teeth, while squinting behind the sights of his .357 magnum:
“If you’re looking for hell, YOU JUST FOUND IT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!””
TheStinkingSmellofReality
December 14, 2018 10:07 am
Bartender we’ll have four Babies Blood with vodka please.
Then the bartender says: “sorry I just ran out of Babies Blood, the Clinton family just left after having lunch.
But surprise surprise: Hillary left a tampax next to the toilet, let me make you a nice cuppa tea!”
EL Coyote (EC)
December 14, 2018 10:15 am
The bartender looks up and says, what is this, hell week?
The bartender looks up and says, where’s horse-fucker?
The bartender looks up and says, never-Trumpers convention?
TheStinkingSmellofReality
December 14, 2018 10:35 am
Muslim and Shemale – “Boy I need a strong drink to wash that taste of cock out of my mouth.”
Rapist and Satanist – “Boy I need a strong drink to wash that taste of pussy out of my mouth.”
Grog
December 14, 2018 10:56 am
A muslim, a transvestite, and a rapist walk into a bar.
Satan sees his old friends walking in, “Have a seat boys.”,
How many queers can sit on a bar stool? Four – if you turn it upside down.
TC
December 14, 2018 11:11 am
Bartender looks up, points and says “bathroom is over there.”
Platoplubius
December 14, 2018 12:10 pm
One of my favorite scenes from the movie Desperado and a great bar joke
robert h siddell jr
December 14, 2018 12:13 pm
Welcome to the Old Bailey Bar, you are each going to get a Nuremberg Swinger, complements of Trump.
Anonymous
December 14, 2018 1:20 pm
The bartender looks up and yells ” toilet is backed up”.
Platoplubius
December 14, 2018 1:39 pm
The Muslim sits down at the bar and asks the bartender for a glass of goat milk.
The bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind here,”
Before the Muslim could respond the Transvestite and therapist sitting at the end of the bar voice their condemnation, taking out their phones and hashtagging their disapproval.
The Muslim stands up and opens up his jacket, exposing the wires and detonation trigger….
Boom!!
Satan just smiles and laughs at it all.
No Thanks I Just Ate
December 14, 2018 10:51 pm
…And the bartender said, “Sorry, the War Crimes Tribunal is two doors over”.
Vixen Vic
December 15, 2018 1:18 am
But the Feds are there waiting for their asses and arrest every last one of them for their many nefarious crimes and hang them from the nearest lamppost as crowds of Americans cheer.!
and start whining about why they can’t finish taking this country over…..
…And that’s just the first guy…
A guy walks into a bar with his pet monkey. There are two guys playing pool. Suddenly the cue ball jumps the table. The monkey jumps off his bar stool, grabs the cue ball and swallows it.
The bartender is really pissed, but what can he do? The monkey’s owner is very apologetic, and says he will bring the cue ball back, after the monkey ‘passes’ it.
Several days later the gentleman returns with the monkey, and the cue ball. The bartender is very happy, and offers the monkey some peanuts. The monkey carefully shells the peanut, and then proceeds to stick it up his ass, then eats it. The bartender is shocked at this. But the owner says: “Since he passed that cue ball, he sizes everything before he eats it.”
How appropriate that the putrid slime of America should be in the front row of the funeral of a mass murderer, H.W. Bush. Houston…we have a problem…a huge problem. Our once proud nation is now run by mass murderers, serial rapists, degenerates and the scum of the earth itself. How did such evil rise to the top of the American government and our most basic of institutions? What does it say about the American people and humanity itself? How do we take back our nations from those who now rule over us and escape this tyranny?
How? Nobody worth a shit wants the job.
The degenerates rose to power because they constantly take more and more and the people have absolutely no say. You have two choices because the Democrats and Republicans have taken over. No other party is allowed. It’s been that way a long time.
Luke 4:5-6 KJV… “And the devil, taking him up into an high mountain, shewed unto him all the kingdoms of the world in a moment of time. And the devil said unto him, All this power will I give thee, and the glory of them: for that is delivered unto me; and to whomsoever I will I give it.”
Then the bartender says through clenched teeth, while squinting behind the sights of his .357 magnum:
“If you’re looking for hell, YOU JUST FOUND IT MOTHERFUCKERS!!!””
Bartender we’ll have four Babies Blood with vodka please.
Then the bartender says: “sorry I just ran out of Babies Blood, the Clinton family just left after having lunch.
But surprise surprise: Hillary left a tampax next to the toilet, let me make you a nice cuppa tea!”
The bartender looks up and says, what is this, hell week?
The bartender looks up and says, where’s horse-fucker?
The bartender looks up and says, never-Trumpers convention?
Muslim and Shemale – “Boy I need a strong drink to wash that taste of cock out of my mouth.”
Rapist and Satanist – “Boy I need a strong drink to wash that taste of pussy out of my mouth.”
A muslim, a transvestite, and a rapist walk into a bar.
Satan sees his old friends walking in, “Have a seat boys.”,
and turns a bar stool upside down.
How many queers can sit on a bar stool? Four – if you turn it upside down.
Bartender looks up, points and says “bathroom is over there.”
One of my favorite scenes from the movie Desperado and a great bar joke
Welcome to the Old Bailey Bar, you are each going to get a Nuremberg Swinger, complements of Trump.
The bartender looks up and yells ” toilet is backed up”.
The Muslim sits down at the bar and asks the bartender for a glass of goat milk.
The bartender says, “We don’t serve your kind here,”
Before the Muslim could respond the Transvestite and therapist sitting at the end of the bar voice their condemnation, taking out their phones and hashtagging their disapproval.
The Muslim stands up and opens up his jacket, exposing the wires and detonation trigger….
Boom!!
Satan just smiles and laughs at it all.
…And the bartender said, “Sorry, the War Crimes Tribunal is two doors over”.
But the Feds are there waiting for their asses and arrest every last one of them for their many nefarious crimes and hang them from the nearest lamppost as crowds of Americans cheer.!
I know, dream on.