BEST OF WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

People of Wal-Mart guy took the week off. Here’s some oldie but goodies.

Looks like that thing is gonna absorb all the water in the pool.

Umm, why hasn’t Target security come up and escorted you back to Walmart yet?

Finally someone has seen the light while inside Walmart!!!!

That moment the edibles kick in at the grocery store…

This is what I imagine the old leathery lady from There’s Something About Mary looked like in her heyday.

Pebbles and Bam Bam don’t look as adorable all grown up.

Wait, who’s taking a vote on this? Pretty sure for most of us that decision was already made for us and I for one appreciate not having to chose between a sharp object near my junk and having an anteater.

Now he’s on the prowl to find a nice chocolate shake to go with that man meal.

oses are red, violets are blue, those boot say stripper, those jeans do too.

If everyone could please take their seats…wait. No! I meant sit in them, not actually take them. They have not been paid for, you will get stopped at the door.

What the hell? First, I’m pretty sure dudes at the International Space Station even have a better way to dry their ass and they are floating in space. Secondly, and most importantly, you’re wasting your time. Have you ever tried to dry your hands using one of those things? Useless, it just pushes the water to other parts of your hand. I can only imagine what it’s doing to your taint.

Well, I suppose you caught me on a technicality when I said underwear and bras should be worn at Walmart. Next time I’ll be more specific.

Someone is setting the mood for a big evening by removing the stank off everything she owns.

Image result for kid standing on mother's butt walmart

On a scale of 1 to “greatest thing I’ve ever seen” this is maxed the F out!!!

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Stucky
Stucky
December 29, 2018 10:38 am

As much as anything posted here …. including even the ’30 blocks of squalor” series …. these pictures depict the Fall & Decline of American culture.

I always click on them … it’s like not being able to look away from a horrible accident … but, it brings me no happiness to do so (well, except, for that stripper pic).

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Stucky
December 29, 2018 11:49 am

That dude drying his ass with the hand dryer was pretty funny. I’m in a crowded public space now and people were watching me laugh.

no one
no one
  Iska Waran
December 29, 2018 6:30 pm

I laughed too. But, I just have a dog and my husband, who know better than to ask.

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  Stucky
December 29, 2018 11:20 pm

The chick needs to bare her legs more, get a tan, they are pink. While I think it’s a lovely shade of pink, they do not match her Yobean golden mane.