Swamp Thang

Guest Post by Jim Kunstler

Chuck and Nancy coming onto the TV audience as “Mommy and Daddy” Tuesday night was a nice gag, putting the “nanny” into the Nanny State, which is getting more and more like the Tranny State — the Deep State in drag. Will the supply of “undocumented” nannies be cut off to the Creative Classniks of Brooklyn and Pacific Heights? That is the question. Not this silly-ass debate over The Wall. Who is going to watch the kids while we’re out enjoying the pickled squid tentacles at Karumazushi? How about the NSA? They’re watching everything and everyone else.

Despite the antics of all the CNN “panelists” with their hair on fire over The Wall, the public now surely gets the actual drift of the situation: The Left does not want to regulate comings-and-goings along the US-Mexico border. Not the least little bit. The reason is well-understood too: the DNC views everyone coming across as a potential constituent, as well as a household employee. The craven Republicans in congress have hardly peeped up on the subject, either, with sheep’s eyes on the Hispanic voter bloc. So, it’s up to the Ballbuster-in-Chief — a.k.a. the Golden Golem of Greatness — to draw a line in the sand of the Sonoran Desert.

Something there is that doesn’t love a wall,” wrote America’s flinty old poet, Robert Frost, who read another poem that chilly January day so long ago at John Kennedy’s inauguration called The Gift Outright, saying, “The land was ours before we were the land’s….” Wow and whoa!  If the old bird said that today, he’d get a “guidance” warning letter from the Justice Department’s Division of Civil Rights and Rachel Maddow’s adams apple would bob out of control while she screeched “Racist! Racist!” The Nobel Laureate Bob Dylan put it nicely, too: “Things have changed…” he said.

Unstated in the barrage of talking points is this tactical consideration: Chuck and Nancy, in their calculated intransigence, are maneuvering to create an impeachable offense against Mr. Trump the moment he moves to declare an “emergency” and grabs some money from an executive agency cash-box to commence his wall-building. The matter would go directly to the federal Ninth Circuit Court of Appeals — which will rule against Mr. Trump — and we’ll be off to the impeachment races. It might be too much to assume that Mr. Trump talked to a few lawyers about this, but who knows what goes on beneath the glittering golden halo?

Backstage, the Democratic Party might be getting a little nervous about the Mueller Investigation, now that the only evidence for “collusion with Russia” points to Mrs. Clinton, the DNC, and Barack Obama — and there is lots and lots of hard evidence for that, already catalogued and filed. At some point there will be a court proceeding over these things, even if it takes place in the US Senate in an impeachment trial, and some jury is going to have to see all that evidence. So far, Mr. Mueller has managed to ignore it, but that might change when William Barr is sworn in as Attorney General in a few weeks — though Barr and Mueller are reported to be very close friends. It’s the Swamp, after all, a steaming hotbed of treachery. Anyway, there are many other federal attorneys at the DOJ who have nothing to do with, and no obligation to, Mr. Mueller, and they may have a different view of the goings-on in RussiaGate these past two years.

Personally, I think Mr. Mueller and a number of his colleagues will have to answer to grand juries themselves in the months ahead. A worm is turning deep under the Deep State. As soon as the imbecile Jerrold Nadler, Chair of the House Judiciary Committee, pounds his gavel to commence the impeachment hearings, the next move of the Ballbuster-in-Chief may be to insert an “all-is-lost” moment in the Democratic Party’s lame script. He still hasn’t declassified and released reams of currently redacted documents from the two-year orgy of seditious emails and memos in the DOJ lockbox. And with Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein departing momentarily — a negotiated withdrawal, in my opinion, with a get-out-of-jail-free card in the bargain — the path to real transparency in these opaque matters may finally be cleared. And Mr. Rosenstein may, ironically, be the only Mueller Team associate who ends up not being indicted. What a crafty rascal he must be!

Those who don’t believe in walls also apparently don’t believe in boundaries of any kind, including the line between right and wrong, legal and illegal. Without boundaries, there are no rules, especially the rule of law, in the land where, lately, anything goes and nothing matters. Clown though he be in so many ways, it ends up being Mr. Trump’s duty to assert that boundaries matter.

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Bob McDoanld
Bob McDoanld
January 11, 2019 9:47 am

So well said

Hooded Warbler
Hooded Warbler
January 11, 2019 10:17 am

Can’t stand Kunstler. But sometimes he gets it right.

wxtwxtr
wxtwxtr
  Hooded Warbler
January 11, 2019 3:52 pm

Is it that snarky Manhattan know-it-all Rolling Stone attitude left over from the 60’s? He’s Kranky! to me.

Ivan
Ivan
January 11, 2019 10:39 am

Only sufficient boundary for felonia and the halfrican is a prison wall.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
January 11, 2019 10:43 am

“The Tranny State – the Deep State in drag”

Priceless.

ursel doran
ursel doran
January 11, 2019 11:06 am

When Trump had Rosenstein ride his plane to Florida a few weeks ago, I am confident he gave him a tune up N.Y. style on his future.

Russia gate laid out here for those willing to see.
The CIA, the USA’s criminal center for war profiteering, years ago admitted publicly that they had a guy on EVERY media editors desk for control. If you are going to bring the Brits into the middle east conflagration gotta sell it there also.
https://www.zerohedge.com/news/2019-01-10/covert-british-military-smear-machine-moving-us

Stucky
Stucky
January 11, 2019 11:59 am

On the front page of today’s NY Post ….

Jeff Bezoz getting a divorce ……… for fucking around with Lauren Sanchez …….. Bezos sent her (pathetic) love notes (written as if from a teenager) aaaaaand …… wait for it ………. his PENIS!! People who have seen it have said “wow, it’s big” (really, not kidding). His wife will surely get half of it all … Wall Street somewhat worried how this will affect Amazon.

Here is Lauren Sanchez. I think her (fake) right tit is way bigger than the other one (I bet she bought it from the Amazon discount bin).

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https://pagesix.com/2019/01/10/jeff-bezos-racy-texts-to-lauren-sanchez-revealed/

Stucky
Stucky
  Stucky
January 11, 2019 12:02 pm

For the first time ever, here on TBP, Jeff Bezos reveals the size of his weewee.

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  Stucky
January 11, 2019 12:34 pm

Bet he don’t describe it as ” yuge” or “biggly”.

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  Stucky
January 11, 2019 9:36 pm

Her crater was this big before the vag rejuvie.

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  EL Coyote (EC)
January 11, 2019 9:39 pm

I’m not saying it was her big ass but it was her big ass.

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  EL Coyote (EC)
January 11, 2019 9:40 pm

Doc said he hadn’t seen anything that big since Kris Jenner came in for an overhaul and reline.

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  EL Coyote (EC)
January 11, 2019 9:44 pm

Doc said he had enough left over for a wingsuit.

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  Stucky
January 11, 2019 4:20 pm

It was her demonstration of a drone delivery; the hovering hootchie of the Hispanic homewrecking helo-pilot.

$70B. I tell the sexy mulatta that works out to about $100M per month over the 25 year period and that the billion bux beaner bimbo can only hope to make that rate if she dumps him in half the time or a quarter of the time; 6 years.

That has got to be the biggest payday for pussy since the million dollar tuna auctioned in Japan last month.

DEC 21, 2018, the day the world flipped over.

AnarchoPagan
AnarchoPagan
  Stucky
January 11, 2019 6:08 pm

One idea that’s circulating on what this is really about: if Bezos sells a huge chunk of stock in advance of a steep price decline, that’s potentially criminal insider trading; but if a divorce Court judge orders him to sell it, no problemo…

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  Stucky
January 11, 2019 9:35 pm

Check out the thunder thighs, Jeff never was a player, that’s for sure. She has a gall bladder surgical scar, yecchh!

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  EL Coyote (EC)
January 11, 2019 9:38 pm

She’s got more scars than Bride of Chuckie.

Taras 77
Taras 77
  Stucky
January 13, 2019 12:48 am

Rumors abound that ultimately this might be payback time to bezos from trump via his best bud over at National Enquirer. National Enquirer would be a logical goto source for trump for all of those love notes posted that rag, WaPo.

ragman
ragman
January 11, 2019 1:11 pm

Declare the emergency, wait for the communist judge to rule against it and tell the asshole “Fuck you, I’m building the wall. Stop me”.

gatsby1219
gatsby1219
January 11, 2019 6:46 pm

Nice.

unit472
unit472
January 11, 2019 9:54 pm

Compared to Howard Hughes, J. Paul Getty, Larry Ellison or even Donald Trump, Bezos hasn’t had much of a reputation as a ladies man or philanderer. What good is being the richest man in the world if you can’t have a woman who makes you happy?

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  unit472
January 11, 2019 10:49 pm

That woman is going to cost America $70B. That is wasteful. We could have paid for the wall and painted it in decorator colors with that money instead of throwing it away on poontang. That hairpie isn’t a Picasso, at least not now.

unit472
unit472
  EL Coyote (EC)
January 11, 2019 11:10 pm

I don’t think Bezos splitting his fortune in half will cost ‘America’ anything. The ex will not want to destroy Amazon anymore than the Walton children did Walmart. You can’t spend that much money even if you tried. She can buy anything and everything she wants for 1 billion dollars and the rest will stay in Amazon shares with a fraction going to other investments to diversify her holdings.

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  unit472
January 12, 2019 3:03 am

Unit, I realize that it is a large sum of money and tried to illustrate that with my hyperbole about how it could pay for the wall. I have been having fun at Lauren and Jeff’s expense.

This just forces us to redefine the term gold digger. All of a sudden, the Kardashians are small-time, penny-ante, cheap, drug-store hookers.

I will keep babbling to myself about the cost of this divorce. It is tremendous and makes every past and future divorce seem cheap. My goodness, if a future wife settles for less than $1 Billion, she may be considered for immediate canonizing.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  EL Coyote (EC)
January 12, 2019 11:24 am

You do know that she started the company with him, right? To the point of fulfilling orders out of the garage. She must have had a lot of foresight if she was a gold digger…

EL Coyote the Brown Gringo
EL Coyote the Brown Gringo
  Anonymous
January 12, 2019 3:27 pm

The gold-digger in question is Lauren Sanchez. I have nothing bad to say about Mrs. Bezos. And they ask why I write in third-grade level English. Sheesh!