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Looks like Yokes finally scored with a real woman, by the looks of it, a nurse. Those are known as nurse panties, I’m not inferring anything else.
That’s a sail for the SS Bigbutz…all aboard!!! And there’s always plenty of room, no matter how many get on for the ride…even at one time…just like a tricycle, always fun to ride, until a friend sees you.
Just make sure that rope around your waist is knotted tightly.
That’s learning him the ropes.
Yokes tied his arms to a plank.
……she got her own sub-category under HDL……
Yo momma so fat….she bigger than DHL……
……she done lost 10 lbs. last mumph, but das kinda like throwin’ a chair off da deck o da Queen Lizbeth crooz ship.
Yo momma so fat, she got her own zip code.
…when she sit round the house, she sit AROUND the house.
……yo Daddy hadda strap a board to his ass, so’s he din’t fall in, & git lost….
…her middle name ‘Crisco’…
Last name ‘Eclipse’
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…she think Slim Fast be da name of a skinny track star, like Jesse Owens, o sumfin …
…she use a bedsheet fo unduh drawers….
She got to go to Earl Scheib to get her toenails painted.
Shoe..
Cost a lot more than 29.95 though.
Looks like some skydiver got his chute caught on a…curtain rod?
But she looked so good in that picture on the dating site…
On dating sites I believe it’s called “full figured”. Which is code for morbidly obese.
So my ole lady likes soft air dried panties. You guys are cold man, raggin on her like that.
Me and Tampa be sharing dat.
hey ahole,
i’ll only be hitting that if i wind up in hell–
i don’t wanna overstimulate the guys or i’d repost fat women in trailers and roberta,roberta–
How do you get your girlfriends in those trailers anyway? Thot doors are on 28in. Do you lower them through the roof with a cherry picker? That one NKIT filmed in your trailer would never get through a door.
don’t you need to head back to the homestead,you’re spending too much time in town–
i have a couple of units with custom doors on the kitchen openings,with enough bacon drippings they’ll fit thru 42″ doors,just like my riding mower–
speaking of wide doors,my folks had a mh on a i/2 acre lot,w/trees on both side lines & a swamp in back–the tenant was a handyman & also a biker–
he did his own maintenance & nobody from our family had been at the house for several years other than driving past–
when he moved out i went to by to check on the house–a new door had been cut into the back side of the trailer,complete w/a ramp,in line w/the spare bedroom–he had also re framed the bedroom door & widened it enough to keep his bike in there at night–
i’m a member of a landlords association & one night a few of us sat around telling stories about tenants–i told this story & an old man told us about a buddy of his who had rentals in a rural area–he had a tenant do the same thing,except he was stabling his horse there at night–
Tampa..
I was only kidding about sharing her. I spent too much money getting drunk enough to get her at closing time. She wasn’t easy to get drunk enough to say yes. Now I have to figure out how to get her out of the house without anyone seeing her.
you’re a tightwad flea,do you know what i’m thinking i ought to call you?maybe we could get this thread to 500 also–
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Red, is you cummin to pick up yo check tomorrow? Well, is ya? I gotcha a valentine, baby…
I literally just had the bile rise in my throat.
somebody is very jealous–
is it an envious guy who wishes he had the package to attract that kind of a woman,or is it one of you gals who’s bitter that your mama didn’t gift you w/that dna in all the right places?
Hit her with the Tampa gun:
she’s got such a big ass that when she hauls ass she has to make 2 trips–
My favourite…Your momma’s so fat, when she wears a red dress, all the kids yell “hey kool-aid”!
Yor mama’s so fat they had to grease the door frame and lure her inside with a twinkie…Yor Mama’s so fat she has small planets orbiting around her….Yor mama’s so fat yor daddy had to use chalk to mark where he’d been…
Found them off the old Prairie Home Companion website…
https://www.google.com/search?q=iranian+man+who+never+bathed&rlz=1C1WPZB_enUS695US695&oq=iranian+man+who&aqs=chrome.0.0j69i57j0l3.6880j0j4&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8
Oops, try this one instead…..https://www.prairiehome.org/story/1997/04/05/yo-mama-jokes.html
The Clintons’ housekeeper back in Arkansas?
Put your big girl panties on