WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Whatever you do, do it with grace…and maybe go up a size when you’re wearing lady skirts. But the grace thing too.

If you find a girl that would take out her weave to hold your bumper in place…marry her. That’s a ride or die chick.

I have no idea what goes into the styling of women’s hair and I’m kinda happy about it. I don’t know what the end result of this is, but I gotta assume it’s not worth it.

They can’t show up to Walmart wearing nothing but their underwear in the future if you don’t start ’em young. Remember that parents.

Free mix-up with every bag of weed purchased.

Just be happy folks, it was much worse when it was all tucked up into her cocoon.

We got to the judges…..They give it 6.9 out of 10! Wow! Very unexpected. He’s gotta be raging about that one folks.

Look at you Mr. Tough Guy with your leather jacket & kilt. Bet my daughter could out hula hoop you any day.

Sometimes tattoos are awesome & gorgeous. Sometimes it’s a pair of demon tits on your face. Win some ya lose some.

Weekly PSA to all my lady friends out there on wearing this color of leggings.

Honestly, with a body structure like that I’m amazed there’s even a crack in that brick wall.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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8 Comments
BL
BL
March 16, 2019 11:06 am

Where is Dirty Harry when we need him to take care of the guy in the skirt and the rest of the “Mad Max” creatures?? WTF has happened to this society that males can roll up to the gas pump in such attire? Where is the so called “moral majority” of sanctimonious Christians? I must have missed their mass marches for decency.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  BL
March 16, 2019 4:30 pm

some of these just have to be losers paying off bets–
please god,let that be the case,esp the guy at the gas pump–

Stucky
Stucky
March 16, 2019 11:24 am

“Comrade Putin! I have studied the American people by spying on People Of Walmart. I believe we can invade America and win! All I need is one Army Division and no longer than three weeks.”

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 16, 2019 3:11 pm

I wish I had been the guy who came up with that “hairy balls” t-shirt idea. That is offensive and genius all in one package.

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  MrLiberty
March 16, 2019 3:58 pm

Heh-heh, you said package.

hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
March 16, 2019 4:34 pm

Can anyone explain the man wearing the plaid school girl skirt to me so that I can understand it. This is so far off the I don’t get it plantation it’s impossible for me to process.

niebo
niebo
  hardscrabble farmer
March 17, 2019 12:52 am

Only if you can riddle me this: IF you are driving down the river and your sled has a flat tire, then how many pancakes does it take to roof an igloo?

EL Coyote (EC)
EL Coyote (EC)
  hardscrabble farmer
March 17, 2019 2:27 am

It’s Phoenix, you do what you have to do to keep cool.