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Made my Friday again, Admin, thanks. Can’t wait for nkit.
I had to watch that3 times before I noticed the clever dog!
Sheperd needs that grilled pita sammich more than those other two beasts.
Doesn’t appear they’ve missed too many meals lately, or swillin cans of the Slim Fast.
Sheperd’s pie…
Looks more like an empanada.
From what site did you nab this awesome picture?
http://www.stormfront.org
Thats from nitro circus. Those guys are nuts. They build sick jumps and motocross etc like maniacs. Can be entertaining.
How are soy boys going to best Americans like these guys?
See these guys? This is why we win. Not even a contest.
As always nkit, thanks for your FF posts.
Reminds me of a show I recently found on TV called Hillbilly Thrill Rides. Would you get on something called a Vomitron?
Why didn’t you incarnate as a man? If you could harness this energy in a field capacitor coalesced around a hollowed spherical object made not from any material from this planet, could you return to the time from which the energized spheres allowanced equilibrium gained -momentum matching a continuum from which you wished to return (dimension-ally)? As though the resultant friction between two dissimilar time continuum’s, when met unapologetic-ally, actualizes the dominant localized time, lightnin, the realization o’ visitation from another time (ufo’s)
Great Scott, Marty!!!
Huh?
Doc Brown, Back to the Future…
I guess the 80s style leggings aren’t made of vibranium.
Don’t lean on my goddamn car!!!
Good lord, she almost got died.
Poor felling technique and missing proper equipment. Untrained woman with a power tool almost got what she deserved.
If he had been in the ghetto, it would have just been stylish at the end.
Win.22….Come on, man! Pull up your drawers.
What’s up w/ them striped skivvies, dude?
Tommy Hilfiger got nothin’ on you, bud.
Those a keepsake from time in the pen?
Where did 22 go?
Red flag waitin’ to happen.
I hate when that happens!
Didn’t we lose to these guys?
Define lose.
Great! When we were about 12 or so my sister and I used to pull each other behind a horse going full out in winter. We used the world’s first snowboard; a piece of plyboard with a rope, standing and hanging on. Had some pretty good blowouts.
Guntar is a shoe-in, for grabbing the gold, in the giant slalom at the 2020 Winter Olympics.
Did I miss that part of the Bible?? And am I wrong, or is NOBODY driving that buggy??
Where do I get one?
Looks like she broke her back.
Wasn’t that dude’s day to go live with Jeebus. 🙂
Time to play the lottery.
That was his lottery. No more lotteries for him, ever.
Ah, it’s stupid women with power tools week. Excellent.
Hey, the instructions said to use a hammer drill, right?
It was in reverse.
Can you mount a bike rack for me into the brick wall outside honey?
No dear, not today. That requires a masonry bit and a hammer drill, from my tool box at work.
Twenty minutes and some impatience later,
Sweetie started thinkin…hey, I got this….
Umm, that’s what the rubber mallet is for lady. You don’t bang on power tools with a finish hammer, you use the rubber hammer.
Nkit, is this the sauce you were talking about me needing?
she’s all yours, buddy.
I got tears in my eyes.
If Newton’s Third Law has any validity, he’s now on Mars.
I’m literally laughing out loud
That’s priceless….
That was the funniest thing I have seen all week!!
NASA ain’t got nuttin’ on that bitch. Who needs rockets??
I’m gonna make her mine. Now that boyfriend is out of the picture.
Waaaaayyyy out of the picture- the next state over.
Big Mama Boomerang love can have unexpected consequences!
The launching of boyfriend was beyond funny and the comments following? Priceless.
Now that was hilarious.
“Musta been muh Gucci sneakers.”
What REALLY would have been funny would have been for him to slam into something a few dozen yard’s down the way, with airbags going off, etc. This is just film of yet another of society’s many shitheads.
No, what would be justice is for him to be caught and have to spend every minute of an entire year with Jacinda Ardern.
There’s a whole passel of hideous females he should be stuck with…for eternity…..
Where do I get two?
There was a vending machine just above……..
Looks like Goldie Hawn back in the 70’s.
21 heteros on the site. No I don’t feel so alone
There’s the sauce!!!
That sure ain’t no Fail.
Lots of up-votes on that one. LOL.
Oh, right here.
They don’t call her Bouncie Knowles for nuttin’.
Bed Bath and Beyonce
This is what “empowerment” of women apparently looks like to Beyonce.
So much for our future transhuman hive-mind.
Tesla bees.
No running on pool deck, no diving in shallow end, and beware of retards.
Retard is not PC. He’s a fucking moron.
Are you trying to appear smarter by criticizing a 3 yo, Bobbo?
3 years old and has never seen water in anything other than the sink.
Our 20 y.o. son has aspbergers. When he was about 3 or 4, that’s exactly how he did at the pool. Stepped right in, sank like a rock. Scared the crap outta me a few times. Its funny now, but it sure kept me on my toes back in the day. 🙂
Well, he tried.
The Force is strong with young Anakin.
Aw, let the lion have him.
Open wide…
I almost came.
I just came.
Where had you been?
This is not a pick up site and besides, he’s 63. He’s probably in some old folks home.
All time best reminder to brush one’s teeth.
Ah, yes…the continuing adventures of ‘Florida Man’.
Keep trying, Bobbo
My own personal Friday Fail. After yesterday’s first 16 games, not a single one of my 25 ESPN tournament brackets was spotless. I had at least one wrong selection on every single bracket. I had all the “upsets” picked in one bracket and/or another, but not all of them combined right. It was like that Simpsons’ episode where Homer buys 100 lottery tickets and the very first number drawn isn’t on any of them.
AWESOME FRIDAY FAIL Admin and Nkit !!! Almost XXX rated again this week. That should up the viewer count. 🙂
As much Jessica Alba as you can find, NKIT
Liking the T&A, kit & T4C…
The Test Drive, The Cat, and the New Years resolutions…:D
Friday Fail is always looked forward to.