Facebook SWAT Team Arrests Man For Illegal Possession Of Conservative Views

Via The Babylon Bee

LA MESA, CA—As part of a widespread crackdown on unacceptable viewpoints on the social network, Facebook sent out its SWAT teams Monday to arrest local man Kent Rogers for illegal possession of conservative views.

After Facebook took out several fringe personalities last week, conservatives thought they were in the clear, but it turns out they were just next on the list.

Rogers’ arrest was part of a broader push against the illegal conservative view trade, which is estimated to affect millions of innocent Americans every year. Facebook SWAT specialists lined up outside his house for an early-morning, no-knock raid after he was caught posting a meme about Hillary Clinton’s 30,000 missing emails on his page.

“We booked him on possession of several tons of illicit viewpoints, including the idea that government should be relatively small, Christian values are generally a good thing, and cisgendered males aren’t always bad,” one lieutenant of the Facebook SWAT force said. “Residents of La Mesa can rest easy tonight knowing these ideas are off the streets.”

Proud officers took pictures with their haul, including hundreds of deadly books that question a far-left worldview, a signed picture of Ronald Reagan, and a copy of The Art of the Deal, a banned substance in all 50 states.

Rogers has been booked on the manufacture, possession, and spreading of conservative values.

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4 Comments
AC
AC
May 7, 2019 1:11 pm

If you pay attention to some of the aspiring Dem ‘presidential’ candidates, this is exactly what they say they have in mind.

NoThanksIJustAte
NoThanksIJustAte
May 7, 2019 3:03 pm

“Facebook SWAT Team Arrests Man For Illegal Possession Of Conservative Views”

“I love it when comedy reflects real life, don’t you?”

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Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
May 7, 2019 9:44 pm

Once SHTF that entire team is a sitting duck. One Claymore takes out the whole bunch in one fell swoop. They call that formation “The Stack.” It looks real cool when doing demos for the public but if the bad guys know they’re coming they are fooked.

John
John
May 7, 2019 11:21 pm

Kent Rogers needed to be prepared with .308 armor piercing to make sure a lot of FaceFuck SWAT team members were reported as KIA to their family members that evening. And then, Kent should have continued to spread the gospel.