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That’s sick, but fairly accurate.
“Accurate”, yes …… and that’s why it’s also HILARIOUS !!
Yep
All a fella does is change hands!
You forgot jacking off in between . That’s what I do. I know that’s what Stucky does.
You should try it sometime my lil’ trucker buddy.
Your hand might like it!
What is that thing supposed to be? Looks like egyptian hieroglyphics, or something. Is it like some kind of legacy interweb machine?
I think porn is mainly for guys who don’t get it.
I’m sure most young males use the porn sites and that is a crime going unaddressed because of TPTB and their Cultural Communist Agenda. I have not even seen any liberal arguments (like pro-Pot, pro-Choice abortions, rampant destructive Welfare, homosex, etc).
Bring on ‘virtual, 3D reality’ and another hand for me!
What, you guys never learned how to stroke it with either hand?
TC, you are either a woman or have been to too many orgies.
To many orgies? Who’s reached that number?
https://youtu.be/Aj7KlHyK9gA
Fact Check: TRUE
wait…this article hints at…dare i say….learning how to be ambidextrous….right?
Hmmm…the assumption is the man is right-handed. I understand it because I used to be a shameless barbarian. Used to as in past.
Reminds me of the day a Black kid on the back row of a math class had his eyes closed, his head back and oscillating like a room fan. I kept teaching and walked down his row to surprise him but I got a shock when I saw about 12″ of Black dick being jacked off under his desk top. That a a few other thousand foul incidents made me a Proud Segregationist.
I hear you . I to am a proud Segregationist. You wouldn’t believe the shit I have seen in the big cities . Blacks shooting up drugs while standing at street corners or Blacks robing other Blacks and running out in front of me. I try my best to avoid black neighborhoods but sometimes I have to take loads Just to get to another load.
“I have to take loads Just to get to another load.”
Hmmnnn. Does ‘reload’ fit in there anywhere?
OMG I laughed so hard my better half thought I was choking to death
Twenty percent of all of us are left handed, so we will tend to “not get it”. This is the very crap that we have had to live with for our entire lives. So, I’ll just pretend that I don’t understand the meaning here.