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32 Comments
M G
M G
June 13, 2019 4:16 pm

It could have been one of those roadside portapotty things. One has to be thankful for what one can find to be thankful for, sometimes.

nkit
nkit
  M G
June 13, 2019 4:20 pm

just came across this. Thought you might have interest.

Researchers Develop Vaccine That Could Possibly Prevent Alzheimer’s

M G
M G
  nkit
June 13, 2019 4:33 pm

Thanks. I have heard of “tau” but not seen this infomation. It is something think about and one of the reasons I’ve gotten interested. I appreciate it.

Saxons Wrath
Saxons Wrath
  M G
June 14, 2019 6:08 am

Like the days of yore and “the dawn patrol”, today’s yutes, now we have the THOT patrol!! Sighted, THOT; status, patrolled!! Charley Mike!!

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
June 13, 2019 4:17 pm

Where did her shoes go? Or is that really a mannequin in the trash bin? Funny.

M G
M G
  Vixen Vic
June 13, 2019 4:47 pm

It does look a little stiff-legged. Still, is better than the portapotty.

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  Vixen Vic
June 13, 2019 6:33 pm

Good catch. Whoever stuffed the mannequin had a toe-hold, or it’s a corpse.

It would only have been ungentlemanly if she was wearing cowgirl boots.

RS
RS
  Diogenes’ Dung
June 14, 2019 1:46 pm

Not a corpse of the woman in the first photo–her legs are not straight from rigor mortis in that pic. Mannequin in second pic sounds/looks right.

MarshRabbit
MarshRabbit
June 13, 2019 9:16 pm

She’s organic; he really should have put her in a blue recycling can.

Grog
Grog
June 13, 2019 10:07 pm

At least he put her in right-side-up.

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 13, 2019 10:58 pm

If he went down on her, would that make him a dumpster diver and would she be a trashy ho?

Chubby Bubbles
Chubby Bubbles
June 13, 2019 11:24 pm

If this isn’t a joke, it’s surely not safe.
She could die from positional asphyxia.

Idiots.

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  Chubby Bubbles
June 13, 2019 11:48 pm

Considered from a motorist’s safety, it’s pretty much a wash.

A helpless woman laying in the road, or legs wish-boning out of a barrel, either could cause a pile-up.

When your friends are done with your sex doll, do you want them to throw it out of a car window or return it to you?

Morongobill
Morongobill
  Diogenes’ Dung
June 14, 2019 8:31 am

Wonder if the girl will be caned for public intoxication?

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  Morongobill
June 14, 2019 12:30 pm

If it’s her first citation, the ‘punishment’ is 12 spikey balls fired from a giant sling-shot at her bare, bent-over buns; winker’s the bulls-eye.

It’s my favorite video that’s banned on YouTube

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Diogenes’ Dung
June 14, 2019 1:39 pm

Do you have a copy of that? For informational purposes only of course.

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  Anonymous
June 14, 2019 4:04 pm

Pornhub’s search engine will direct you.
Try ‘slingshot submissive’ or ‘Hardlywood Rod’s favorite feeling’.

Blinking Bandit
Blinking Bandit
  Diogenes’ Dung
June 14, 2019 2:23 pm

Winker is such an infelicitous word for cornhole.

Diogenes’ Dung
Diogenes’ Dung
  Blinking Bandit
June 14, 2019 4:07 pm

Are you a Winker Bandit?

Those with slingshots want to know.

Eclectic Chihuahua
Eclectic Chihuahua
  Chubby Bubbles
June 14, 2019 9:56 am

Chuggy, if you have been here long enough, you already know to doubt everything you read or hear and to look at photos with a jaundiced eye. There are no big dogs and no organizations to kill your snakes for you.

Horst
Horst
June 15, 2019 1:37 pm

Girl dies, maybe suffocated from own vomit. Go to jail for xx years.
By the way, people who find this funny, will surely not enter the kingdom.