WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

Anybody else besides these two get super excited for the Deadwood movie on HBO?

Oh, thanks for opening it to the floor. – “That tattoo is stupid as hell.”

You’ve heard of FUBU, now let me introduce you to HOBO jeans.

Bet this dude hasn’t got a leg cramp a single time in his life!

I honestly have no clue what side of the aisle you fall on, but I can’t imagine they like the look you’re portraying on their behalf.

I see Lady Gaga’s less talented sister is trying to get people to notice her all dressed up like a disco ball.

Awww man, I was just about to jump in that beat up old Chevy and have sex with you too! Dammit.

Didn’t we have this conversation yesterday? Thanks for opening the window to let us know you’re a pile of dog shit rotting inside a dumpster.

It looks like even My Little Pony is ready for pride month,,,

Heroes get remembered, legends never die.

Point: Nazi tattoos look like shit and make you look like a total piece of shit, so you probably shouldn’t get one.
Counterpoint: Nazi tattoos help everyone else easily identify people as the total pieces of shit they are, so if you’re thinking about getting one you should because it will help us know you’re garbage.

Uh-uh, I want that purple stuff.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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Ma'am Grooch
Ma'am Grooch
June 15, 2019 7:52 am

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I gotta say us cowgirls like those two.

My Momma would too, especially now that she’s touched that soft little pelt at my father’s gravesite.

Oh, and I asked her to pray for a couple of people here, too. She’s like the Energizer bunny. She won’t stop.

Now, that’s funny, isn’t it farmer?

Dr. Death
Dr. Death
  Ma'am Grooch
June 15, 2019 5:09 pm

It seems a link was broken M G.

Chubby Bubbles
Chubby Bubbles
  Dr. Death
June 16, 2019 12:20 am

Something is definitely broken..

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
June 15, 2019 11:01 am

I’ve never seen any tattoo that didn’t make the person look worse. They’re ugly as fuck.

Quartermaster
Quartermaster
June 15, 2019 10:37 pm

The first two aren’t freaks. Most likely they are buckskinners portraying the Long Hunter period. The statement about the pro-death types is exactly correct. I can understand why the pro-death types wouldn’t like the statement, however.