My man shopped his ass off today! Hope you can still dance at the Canadian wedding you’re headed to after this.
Honestly, I’ll be honest and say that I’m kind of surprised Walmart hasn’t gotten into the used car market yet. How else are are going to finally live in a world where only Amazon and Walmart rule?
Here ya go ladies, I think you could say he’s a real “catch”! Get it? Because of the fishing crew sticker. Right? Anybody?…Ahh screw you guys.
I guess he was hauling ass to get his shopping done…
Bottom biscuits in my Christmas stocking? I think I’d prefer the coal.
I would love to vaccinate that. Because you’re literally too stupid to take care of yourself so now everyone has to worry about their kid getting Polio because you listened to Jenny McCarthy string a bunch of idiotic sentences together.
I’ve heard of companies brainwashing their employees but I figured they would stop before it leaked out.
Yeah, okay cool. So that’s a f*cking monkey and it doesn’t belong out in public shopping around. I don’t care how you dress him up or how curious George is, that’s how shit like the plague starts.
Oh come on! At least make it realistic. I don’t see one person half-naked huffing glue in that entire scene!
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
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Did all the Belt (and suspenders) companies go out of Business?
Lower the IQ and see the results.
Carry on….
Improvised shooting tools.
Back in elementary school, the troublemakers would take a strip of paper about 1 inch wide.
We’d fold it up a ways til we had a small, flattened roll, then bend it in half.
What was created was a paper “V”, rolled tight.
Then we’d take rubber band, draped over our left hand thumb and forefinger at top knuckles, spread wide.
The paper wad was used to clasp the inner band of that loop.
Pinching the wadded “V” tighter, we’d pull it up and then over the other band,
by rotating the left wrist counter clock wise, then pull back the wad to full draw.
A poor man’s sling shot, with cheap ammo.
With right hand drawn back, the lefthand thumb and forefinger act as sight lines left and right.
Pull up your arms to face level, and zero in on your target
In this case, some disgusting tard shopping at Walmart, with his belt cinched tight below his buttocks,
exposing some ass that’s just waiting and wanting for a welt.
Release the wad, and quickly drop your hands, until you hear the Yelp of pain from a severe sting, then
look, like everybody else within earshot will, with innocent wondering of “What happened?”
When practiced, the entire sequence can be done with stealth in about 2-3 seconds. Quick hits.
Ammo must be readily pre-made and available, and the tension set up only takes 3 seconds, too.
No face shots allowed. Could cause some serious, permanent damage to an eyeball.
To avoid becoming a target of ridicule or cheap projectiles,
PULL UP YOUR DRAWERS, MAN. YOU LOOK LIKE A CLOWN. THAT’S INDECENT EXPOSURE.
I have a friend who’s a flat-earther. I wonder if he’s an anti-vaxer, too. I know he’s a 9-11 truther and a moon landing denier. Not sure where he stands on Sasquatch. A person should probably limit their total conspiracy theories to no more than half of the available ones.
Where does your friend weigh in on the case of Jeffrey “Sex Slaver of Children For The Evil Fuckers” Epstein’s awfully convenient death in a Manhattan jail?
A. Jeffrey Epstein committed a brilliant suicide avoiding some very touchy legal issues for close friends, very important people, and a variety of associates.
B. Jeffrey Epstein didn’t kill himself.
C. Jeffrey Epstein is living La Vida Loca, albeit quietly, in Eilat, Israel.
A person should NEVER draw a hard line in the sand when it comes to finding out the truth about things – no matter how much it might upset their world view, their feelings about their government, their feelings about their parents, or their feelings about their own complicity in previously spreading the lies or denying the truth
I concur, BTW Epstein is alive and well.
Carry on. ..
He has 2 of 3 wrong.
Didn’t I read where people were now going to Family Dollar instead of Walmart because the Walmart dress code was too stringent?
The other obvious problem with the Christmas Village Walmart is the lack of “diversity.”
You dont trust financial “experts” that MMT is good, or that gold is bad, regulators when it comes to emissions or safety standards on cars, but yet you trust a similar group of medical “experts” (that gives us the opioid crisis and skyrocketing medical costs) that introduction of foreign substances directly into your body is a good thing.
Of course.
Is Big Pharma/HMO’s/the AMA/the Media the only part of the establishment you trust?
What next, “Orange man bad”?