I’M SO OLD THAT….

Via The Feral Irishman

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Steve C.
Steve C.
November 15, 2019 6:49 am

In the 1950’s starting when I was about four or five my dad would give me money to go and get him a pack of cigarettes.

Mr. ‘A’ knew what my brand dad smoked so all I would have to tell him was that I wanted a pack for my dad.

I forget what they cost. About a quarter or so, but dad always gave me one cent more so that when I went up to the corner store Mr. ‘A’ would give me a piece of bubble gum for me with along with dad’s cigarettes.

Imagine that happening today?

Saxon's Wrath
Saxon's Wrath
  Steve C.
November 16, 2019 3:26 am

I’m so old, I remember talking on party lines, and thinking it sounded so much better than string and two tin cans. Listening to big bands and classical on the wax cylinder wind up Victrola. Turning on the TV and waiting for three minutes to warm up enough to see the picture. Looking forward to FM Stereo, it sounded so much better than FM mono. Looking forward “hi – tec” 8 track and the even more extravagant cassette tapes. I remember just going to the liquor store, walking or on a bike, on my own, san helmet, lights or reflectors, to get grandmother or grandpa’s booze and cigarettes, or his rolling papers and tobacco, to make his own, and the owner just “adding it to the monthly tab”. I remember having to hold the rabbits ears and ad ding wire coathangers to get a better signal. Hell, when all hangers were wire except the nice ones made of wood. When seeing anyone you or your family or friends didn’t know and being curious, not suspicious. I remember when they took lead out of paint and gasoline and thought it was a bad idea cuz lead made the paint stronger and made cars run smoother. And stag movies weren’t hunting shows…We’ll never see days like that again. And that’s a bad thing…

Bob P
Bob P
November 15, 2019 7:16 am

I’m so old, I remember what I was doing when Julius Caesar was assassinated (I was eating a fig).

Steve
Steve
November 15, 2019 7:31 am

I’m so old I remember when………………ahhh, nevermind

Suds
Suds
November 15, 2019 8:09 am

I’M SO OLD THAT…
Rest rooms are opportunities given strong consideration, before continuing my travels,
And,
Trusting that it’s only gas is foolish, lest the outcome results in an uncomfortably messy shart.

I’m so old that…
While browsing resale shops, to search for reusable items on the cheap, I understand why there are always multiple bags and boxes of Depends, donated by the heirs of our elders who’ve made their transition to a better place. Sigh…

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
November 15, 2019 8:25 am

I’m so old I remember not having a dial phone. We picked up the phone and made sure someone else wasn’t using it first. Then we said “Operator, give me export549 or I’d like to call this number collect”. The floor in the back seat of the car had enough room for 4 kids to play. The public resroom was pulling over and opening both doors and looking the other way while someone relieved their bladder.

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Fleabaggs
November 15, 2019 8:48 am

So if someone tells you “OK, boomer” you can say “I ain’t no boomer”.

Suds
Suds
  Fleabaggs
November 15, 2019 9:16 am

Baggs, there’s a video floating out there in the ether, where 2 millennials or Gen Z yutes are given the challenge of figuring out how to make a phone call with a rotary dial phone with a working, audible dial tone.
They are stumped. Not a clue.

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  Suds
November 15, 2019 9:26 am

Suds.
We tapped the little plastic knobs where the phone rested twice if we wanted the operator.

ordo ab chao
ordo ab chao
  Fleabaggs
November 15, 2019 11:15 am

This the one?

annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  ordo ab chao
November 15, 2019 11:44 am

Ordo.
Nope. It didn’t have a dial. You just picked it up and tapped the little pegs that act as a cutoff switch when you hang up the receiver.

ordo ab chao
ordo ab chao
  Fleabaggs
November 15, 2019 12:02 pm

Flea….

I meant to post that for Suds. I don’t remember one like you describe. My aunt Marg had one with the ear piece hanging on the side, and she would pick it up and click the little cradle arms that held it a couple a times, and talk into the front piece when an operator came on..

I remember it was as simple as “ring Emma for me, please” (my aunt Emma lived about 6 houses south). She had to have a number if she called one of my other aunts across the river in Kansas, but still had to get the operator the same way.

annuit coeptis novus ordo seclorum <—==

We may be getting close to the point where 'they' know who we want to call before we do.

Suds
Suds
  ordo ab chao
November 15, 2019 12:25 pm

That’s the one I saw, Ordo.
Thx for digging it up.

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  ordo ab chao
November 15, 2019 12:45 pm

Ordo.
It looked like the one in the picture but without the dial and they were like model T-Fords. You could get them in any color you wanted as long as it was black.

Dutch
Dutch
  Fleabaggs
November 15, 2019 9:33 am

When I was a kid, I’d work at my grandfather’s wholesale business. We were in Allentown, PA – about half way between Philly and NYC. I used to place a lot of long distance calls – before there were area codes. I’d call the operator and ask her to connect me to the city, and then the phone number.

We stocked a lot of refrigeration valves, controls. When someone in NYC needed an important part – one of our drivers would take the package to the bus terminal – that was express delivery in 1964. I remember a Chicago hospital needed a big 6″ valve – we bought that valve an air line seat.

BUCKHED
BUCKHED
November 15, 2019 9:05 am

Or I snuck into my dad’s desk drawer to look at his Playboy ,that showed only boobs .

4DChesster
4DChesster
  BUCKHED
November 15, 2019 9:31 am

Buck.
The lingerie section of the Sears catalog in the outhouse was our playboy. The women had some meat on their bones back then.

bob
bob
November 15, 2019 9:22 am

I’m so old I rode a bike without a helmet, walked down the train tracks and bought smokes for my folks at the U’totem, was taught to address elders as “sir” or “ma’am”, had to learn math and spelling and geography in school, was not taught about trans-genderism and anal sex in health class, played outdoors till dark or a little after, sports and warfighting and other adventures took place with suitable acoutrements in the great outdoors and not on a video monitor, and if you wanted a trophy or ribbon or other accolades you had to earn it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 15, 2019 9:32 am

I am so old that I have gone from adjusting points and rebuilding carburetors to patching software with a laptop.

Went from test light to digital storage scopes. Manual steering gearboxes to electric steering.

My latest toy to check for draws in electrical systems is a FLIR camera. You can trace the hot wires to the short in minutes.

JIMSKI

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
November 15, 2019 9:34 am

I’m so old I remember women being allowed to age gracefully and the rural women were called country big. They worked their asses off and needed some bulk to make it through the year.

overthecliff
overthecliff
November 15, 2019 9:34 am

I’m so old we got held back in school if you did not meet established goals…. except for Danny he was retarded.

Articles of Confederation
Articles of Confederation
November 15, 2019 10:18 am

That’s horse shit. I’ve done all those things and I’m in my 40s. That’s old??? I can’t help it if my father’s ’77 Rabbit had an 8-track… 🙂

4DChesster
4DChesster
  Articles of Confederation
November 15, 2019 10:28 am

@article We’re having fun.

Articles of Confederation
Articles of Confederation
  4DChesster
November 15, 2019 10:40 am

I know, I was kidding.

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  Articles of Confederation
November 15, 2019 10:30 am

AOC.
You used a Party Line phone?

Articles of Confederation
Articles of Confederation
  Fleabaggs
November 15, 2019 10:41 am

Flea, it was an upgrade in my house when we got a push-button phone mounted on the wall in the kitchen. It was an upgrade when Dad’s shitty antenna wouldn’t make the grunting noises when you adjusted the dial.

I’m old(er). It just takes me a while to open up about life experiences and personal details. It’s due to my…previous “life”. That’s why I let digs like from SAO go under the radar. Better to shut up and keep your cards close to the vest. People know only what I want them to know. We knew never to have social media accounts, for example. Ever. 🙂 I’ve actually broken a couple of cardinal rules and divulged TOO much at times on here because I genuinely care about people and want them to know they’re not alone.

yahsure
yahsure
November 15, 2019 10:20 am

I remember seeing gas being 29 cents a gallon at a gas station. I told some kids at work about how I would strap my rifle to my bicycle and ride down the street to go out shooting. They were amazed that anyone actually did that.

mark
mark
November 15, 2019 11:13 am

I’m so old when I knew what time it was I saw Doody on the TV and I said Howdy…I was one of the peanuts in the gallery, and my first crush was on a comely Princess named Winter Spring Summer Fall.

One of my hero’s was Tom because he was terrific!

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 15, 2019 11:40 am

I’m so old I thought Linux o/s was that guy from Charlie Brown. I looked it up. Diana Ross and the Supremes “Get Ready” on 4 track anyone?

CSA
CSA
November 15, 2019 11:47 am

I’m so old I remember when the adults didn’t like foreigners.

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
November 15, 2019 11:53 am

I’m so old I had a crush on Annette. Ask me who she is and I’ll know you’re gay.

splurge
splurge
  Fleabaggs
November 15, 2019 12:06 pm

Didn’t we all?

Bob
Bob
November 15, 2019 12:13 pm

I’m so old a gassers were still cool when I was a kid.

Anonymous
Anonymous
November 15, 2019 2:56 pm

I saw Elvis…live. I must be so old that I fart dust

nkit
nkit
November 15, 2019 10:28 pm

I am, TOTGAF…