Green New Deal Promises Energy-Efficient Gulags In Every Neighborhood

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.—The full Green New Deal was revealed by Democratic lawmakers Thursday morning. The sweeping legislative proposal includes ambitious projects like installing high-speed rail across the nation, replacing or upgrading every building in the country, and transitioning the entire country to renewables by tomorrow afternoon.

But perhaps best of all, the Green New Deal promises to build an energy-efficient Gulag in every neighborhood. Anyone who questions the wisdom of the Deal will be assigned to a Gulag for their new, greener job working for the government. The high-tech government buildings will be modeled after their Soviet predecessors but will have solar panels and wind power for a lower environmental impact as the government works you to death.

Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez personally pushed for the inclusion of the Gulags, claiming they will provide millions of jobs with minimal environmental impact.

“Gulags have been very effective in other countries,” she said. “The United States has lagged behind socialist countries in a number of areas, including healthcare, wages, and forced labor camps. The Green New Deal will change all of that, and we hope the nation can get on board with the program.”

“Because if you don’t, it’s the Gulag for you,” she added.

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15 Comments
oldtimer505
oldtimer505
February 6, 2020 3:05 pm

Let these day dreaming lying butt holes put their own money where there empty promises are.

gman
gman
  oldtimer505
February 6, 2020 4:23 pm

“their own money”

in their minds, all the money is theirs. if you have any it’s because you stole from them.

really.

oldtimer505
oldtimer505
  gman
February 6, 2020 4:30 pm

I don’t hold that opinion.

Punk from Southie
Punk from Southie
  oldtimer505
February 6, 2020 9:25 pm

but, “they” do; you do not count.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  gman
February 6, 2020 4:55 pm

When asked what his problem was with letting local school districts spend tax dollars the way they saw fit, Bill Clinton snarled back: “Because it’s not their money.”

Live Free
Live Free
  Anonymous
February 6, 2020 6:23 pm

FACT CHECK–TRUE!
SOURCE = http://www.gargaro.com/clintonquotes.html

Exact quote

nkit
nkit
February 6, 2020 4:56 pm

.

Steve
Steve
February 6, 2020 5:57 pm

“Divest” from oil and the only thing we’ll be eating is Soylent Green.
Don’t these idiots have any idea of the energy requirements for food production, processing and transportation to stores? How can anybody be this stupid?

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Steve
February 6, 2020 6:03 pm

For progressives, being stupid comes naturally. Accidentally Occasionally Coherent is a prime example.

BTW – Even Soylent Green requires lots of coal fired produced electricity.

Apple
Apple
  Steve
February 6, 2020 6:42 pm

They dont even understand products besides fuel come from oil and gas

Punk from Southie
Punk from Southie
  Steve
February 6, 2020 9:30 pm

Educate yourself-do some reading on that exciting new field: food racism! Kinda makes the global warming/climate scam look amateurish. And yes, the UN is front and center on this one too.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
February 6, 2020 6:02 pm

Thank God. I was afraid I was going to get shoved into a boxcar and shipped off to a far away Gulag.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  TN Patriot
February 6, 2020 7:23 pm

“In derelict sidings the poppies entwine
With cattle trucks lying in wait for the next time” – Pink Floyd (The Final Cut, “Your Possible Pasts”)

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  TN Patriot
February 6, 2020 9:46 pm

Yup. Wait, why would the Nazis do the same thing if they were so short of fuel that they couldn’t run their tanks and airplanes. Interesting question.

bob
bob
February 7, 2020 6:15 am

1. Have a plan to destroy humanity, but just cover it up with idiocy and lunacy so everyone will either follow you blindly or think you’re a dumbass, rather than a psychopath bent on mass destruction. Check.