She never showed up…
A 41-Year-Old Dutchman named Alexander Pieter Cirk was sent to the hospital for exhaustion after wasting 10 days of his life at Changsha Huanghua International Airport in China. Everything was going smooth between Cirk and his 26-year-old girlfriend Zhang, until this happened.
Even though Cirk has sent pictures of his tickets, Zhang says she “thought it was a joke.”
Love does crazy things to people.
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Our impression of the Fed rescuing the economy from a virus.
That’s friggin awesome.
I like it! We need that option in Merika.
Only because we don’t teach kids to parallel park anymore .
Never trust white dummies.
You can’t trust those blow-up dolls either.
If they start talking, I’m in big trouble.
Sing along: Surfing UAE!
Well, Bloomberg figured debating was simple: “It’s a process. You think of something to say, you push it out through your mouth, and you wait for people to applaud.”
Through your mouth ? More like out his ass .
bloomBERG is a racist pig
He could work on a farm as a scarecrow singing “If I Only Had A Brain”.
A duet with AOC !
He is not tall enough. Besides he would be taking my job away.
Yes, not even being as tall as the lettuce, let alone the corn, is a big problem.
If only.
I love when arrogant pricks like Bloomberg get their comeuppance.
Shave the back of her head, paint on some eyes, nose, mouth, and put some nipplage on the back tits and it would be really creepy.
It’s already creepy Bro !
“…and it would be really creepy.” Because it is not creepy now.
I know what happened here. Her tits got so fat they pulled the skin from her shoulders down to her chest which pulled her ass up to her shoulders. Must be very awkward for her to take a shit.
I’m thinkin’ that large barge maybe named Marge might be
Mrs. Michael Moore.
-If he’s even hetero.
Not that I have any shits to give bout such.
But, if’n he has himself a beast ’bout like that shown above, it would explain why he so angry & bitchin’ all the time, eh?
My two sense.
-Cheers, monkeys.
Butt-Lift FAIL
Baby got back
Side. Baby got backside.
Funnier that way.
It looks like her back is about to ….
Nope, can’t do it.
Triple hhh back boobs….where’s the F’ng eye bleach.
That’s what I’m wantin’ to know !
The definition of “ass backwards.”
Has her as on her shoulders.
Reminds me of the lady that posed nude to look like rocks.
Hey, butts up big momma”?
Wait til you see what he did when dog porn was streamed on the television.
Displaying one’s pussy is how one gains status in the simian world.
Hell with the raptor. What about the Titasaurus sex?
Where??????
She has “Really” large hands.
The Grand Canyon in summer.
” Sweet dreams are made of these ,
who am I to dissagree”
The half pike into the shark’s jaws has a high degree of stupidity.
Better change your underwear.
And the bed sheets .
No anchovies, please.
Itchy balls.
Teaching the dog paddle on dry ground.
Antonym Friday.
Looks like Bea took hid dog on the road with him…
Don’t buy these suitcases. The dog always dies in luggage compartment, and you can’t get your money back.
Get your motor runnin’
Head out on the highway
Lookin’ for adventure
And ride your cow today
The poor animal is telling you it goes on all night long, too.
Cowasaki
Just married.
Third world take-out dinner for 12. They don’t have to ask, “where’s the beef”?
Achmed also owns a jealous goat.
The corona cloud is perfectly harmless. No need to panic.
I should have passed on the 5 alarm chili.
Taal Volcano Eruption
We have something important to tell you….. stop struggling……..we are vegans.
These two women were walking through the forest when they heard this desperate voice from under a log. Investigating, the women discovered the voice was coming from a big sad looking bull frog:
“Help me, ladies! Please!!!!
I’m a big BULL investment banker who, through an evil witch’s curse, because I lost all her money, has been transformed by her into a BULL frog. If one of you will kiss me, I’ll be returned to my former state!”
The first woman took out her purse, grabbed the frog, and quickly stuffed him inside her handbag. The second woman, aghast, screamed:
“Didn’t you hear him? If you kiss him, he’ll turn into a BULLISH investment banker?”
The second woman replied, “Sure, I heard every word he said…but the way things look a talking Bull frog is going to be worth millions more more than a BULLISH investment banker!”
And he was gonnnnnnnnnne!
I always loved that story:
This is why there are so many spoiled rhinoceroses.
I asked you to draw me some whiskey, idiot!
You should see Hillary draw flies.
I think they sped up the process.
BFF!!!!
That’s adorable.
Impressive. Now squish it!
Who knew there were so many hummingbird fans?
My wife, God bless her, is one of them.
I’ve held one in my hand. My Great Dane Moose found it lying in the grass and I saw him sniffing it. It’s heartbeat was incredibly fast. Spent 10 nights in an open box in my bedroom with a small feeder. Each day I’d bring the box outside so, if it could, it might fly away. One day it did! Such amazing little creatures!
Hey, that’s the kind of stuff fathers do. When he was three years old my second-born son was afraid to ride a sled down a big hill, so I told him it was safe and that I’d go down the hill with him. Naturally, we hit a big bump, which sent us flying off the sled, and this 185-pound father of the year landed directly on top of his timid toddler, yielding a bloody-nosed child and an enraged spouse.
ha ha
That’s awesome!
That will be replayed every Thanksgiving and Christmas going forward.
You are a legend!
Right on the kisser.
Ken never did meet Barbie,
he took the short bus to school.
Labs will be Labs…hahahahaha ?
That happens a lot once you pass 50 years old.
As a drunk teenager I put a beer bottle full of beer on my lap as I sat and pretended I was jerking off to get a few laughs from my friends. Well, if the beer didn’t foam up and shoot out of the bottle. I got the wrong kind of laughs.
Peacekeeper
Enforcer
One of the gentlest dog breeds I’ve ever dealt with…until they see a coyote.
I know how the cat feels.
lmfao, me too
opossumouse
And number one of the Top Ten Plays of the Week . . .
Sweet bare hand
I asked my wife if we could have one of these dogs, but she said they’re generally frowned upon because they eat children. Women!
Too much DINOvite. Ya really got to watch the amounts.
I think he needs some Dino Vite….hahahahaha ?
Put down the phone and drive , FOOL !
And he walks away…UN F’ng believeable
Unfortunately , that’s usually the case .
While the F@#$TARD kills 3 other people !
And then gets off with a slap on the wrist !!!!
Sorry , I’ve lost too many brothers to shit like that .
Good to see you back, Steve C. G. Larson is always a welcome addition!
Yes. Agreed. +10
And that’s why elephants should NEVER be crossbred with camara hogs.
It is a cyclops.
I told you, bitch, no free selfies!
I hadn’t seen this when I wrote my comment. It’s alarming how much we think alike because you’re a sick man.
Yes, I am. I blame Loony Toons.
No photo bombing, bitch!
Elephants don’t like White people
He wants a photo of me! Not YOU! Get out of the way!!
Trump vs Klobuchar. NEXT!!!
Sanders voter.
RESIST! Vote Bloomberg!
Antifa clown.
Progtard .
Voters…..
The kind that Feel The Bern
Little punk ass bitch got what he deserved !
M&Mbacile.
The guy who drove into a truck above; this is him as a kid.
Me on my first date.
He panicked when the guy said, “You sure gotta pretty mouth.”
And he heard banjo music.
Sued the company that made the swingset.
No doubt !!
ha ha
Millennial mother raising the next SJW.
no fun without the wet ending
That’s groady to the max right there.
“groady” LOL, my sister used to say that, 40 YEARS AGO!
Shit, that’s…
Tricia, how’d you get the nickname “skid mark”?
That’s not how I like to envision knockers.
One of the funniest movies ever made !
You asked for it, Chief.
Mom told me you’re going to shoot out someone’s eye
I have NO sympathy or sorrow for fools like this ! NONE !
indeed, ELF. The least the moron could have done would have been to put on some goggles or protective eye wear, but NO.. Play stupid games, lose an eye.
Roger That !
That’ll leave a mark
Nah it will buff out
It’s all fun and games until someone gets shot in the eye.
MY favorite saying !
That’s William’s brother, “Patch”.
Was that supposed to be a punishment?
Yeah, I didn’t detect any White outrage in that skit.. I think the nig had a dream come true.
In theory, it sounded good.
forgot to put the metal mesh into the form.
ha ha
We’re gonna need bigger tires.
Damn Adrien Barbeau was hot….
#STOPSIMPIN’
YES she was !
Valerie Perrine (the cop) was no slouch either. See the movie “Lennie.”
Out of all the women in that movie, I think Valerie was the best looking one.
The cop is showing her own cleavage. By the way, that was a great movie.
when I was just a young cub loan officer in tarzanna california adrien applied for a loan… damn, never met her cuz one of her underlings did all the paperwork… just think… She could of come in to sign her docs.. our eyes met.. she suffered an involenterry shutter. It was love at first sight. me a skinny banker, her a voluptious , worldly actress. hmmmmmmmm we ended up in a little south of the ventura blvd in a cossy bungaloo
,,, passionite nights, glorious days ,, running through the surf in malibu… but no it was not to be.. she married a fat jewish producer with the breath of a beached whale and the intellect of a very used ribbed condom. And I was destined to wander the earth in search of the perfect set of tits..The journey is still not over.
Cannonball Run…
Cannon Balls
Bet Burt had mucho fun making that movie…hehe
Adrian Barboobs.
Always liked her.
That’s why you lock it up by the FRAME.
True , but it’s not often you find Unicycling thieves .
…..especially when the circus is in town.
The ole concrete in a soccer ball trick.
If you’re a mascot, you’ve got it coming to you. I’ve wanted to do this to the faggoty Blue Jay mascot for years.
me too!
Raymond is the TB Rays mascot.
WTF ?
he playings de airs guitar
Right. Watch the left hand.
Faux chords on a fake neck.
Right hand doing picking & strumming.
-Done it hundreds of times.
But what tune could he possibly be listening to ,
during some kind of “Suit” meeting ?
The Sex Pistol’s “God Save the Queen.” They’re in the U.K. Parliament.
“I fought the law, and the law won”.
Russian mechanical immigrant migration operation
Three hour tour…..three hour tour.
Better than the Diamond Princess.
Is that the Edmund Fitzgerald???
I think I’m going to hurl…and have a concussion. Wife wants to goon a cruise, going to show her this.
Don’t go Bro . You’ll just get corona virus or some other deadly shit .
Legionnaires disease ,etc .
just get a hotel across from a 24 hour buffet–
The food, the booze, watching half naked women all day. What could go wrong.
That looks rough, but because of the size of the oceanliner the passengers don’t even notice.
Surely you jest .
Probably thrown to the floor and knocked unconscious.
I think I would notice.
Cruise director;
Shuffleboard tournament, 3rd. deck, 1:00 pm.
Bill’s door phobia was sometimes costly.
Don’t fall into a life of crime.
I’m in!