She never showed up…
A 41-Year-Old Dutchman named Alexander Pieter Cirk was sent to the hospital for exhaustion after wasting 10 days of his life at Changsha Huanghua International Airport in China. Everything was going smooth between Cirk and his 26-year-old girlfriend Zhang, until this happened.
Even though Cirk has sent pictures of his tickets, Zhang says she “thought it was a joke.”
Love does crazy things to people.
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Why the hell do they call this the boomerang plane?
Irresistible force loses to immovable object.
They call that beast the BobPshark.
Stay away from me when you’re on your period.
Spot the libiot.
Gillette’s new award-winning commercial makes it very clear ladies prefer fags.
Women don’t know what they want !
They just THINK they do .
she give great head…
Who woulda thought roof surfing could be so perilous?
Gen X – Y – Z , whatever !
Public Education 101.
Funny how this always happens when bikini clad girls are watching.
Hey ladies, look at me . . . Never mind.
Tastes like chicken
The girls were impressed with Tommy’s new facial scars.
And the girls laughed and laughed as Bob crawled away in tears.
Tilting off windmills.
Two windmills were in adjoining pastures
The first windmill asks the second: “What’s your favorite musical genre?.
The second replies:”Oh, I’m a big Metal fan”!.
I’m sorry Joe ,but that’s just Sad.
Hospital weddings are the best.
Pushed beyond its weight limit the windmill had no choice but to fight back.
Yancey on a typical Friday night.
Too many Corona’s ??
Too much TAKILLYA !
Coronavirus with Lyme disease, yum.
Zombie down!
It wasn’t all bad…Tottenham defeated Arsenal 2 – 0.
not only did it leave a mark, it resulted in an unbroken play!!!
Marcus Vick playing baseball now?
He didn’t touch the base.
In this case, the Braves pitcher #15 Sean Newcomb screwed up. Instead of touching the infield side of first base as pitchers are taught to do, he touches the foul side leaving himself wide open to having his ankle turned 90 degrees and ending up on the DL. The runner did nothing wrong. But you’re right, he didn’t touch the base – not because he didn’t try though.
I bet even your mother finds you annoying.
blow me
Not only that, he touched the first baseman who had the ball. Technically he’s out.
When second basemen play first base . . . .
Hooper took his theory of relative gravity too far.
So what if the Taliban beat us? Can they do this?
Dipsy-doodle double play.
SAFE!
All bark and no light.
The LAST thing you see if you invade my home at night !
I’m allin.
How do I sign up to poke her?
I KNEW you would say that Bob !
Poker has changed a lot…….
My index went straight up.
Where’s the velociraptor?
“You want some of this, the diamond had better be this big.”
And hand over your wallet and your balls too !
.
very spunkable
Wow… thanks Nkit!
Nice view
They cut out the part where you find out tigers climb trees.
Bonzo was a legend with his troop till one day he turned into tiger shit.
Tick, tock, libiot monkeys.
Anyone seen Nate? Last I saw, he was f’in with the Tigers.
“I gave the Beaver a haircut, too.”
Ward Cleaver: “Isn’t time the Beaver learned to shave?”
Beaver needs a tongue lashing.
Ward was a little hard on the Beaver that night.
“Gee Ward, don’t you think you were a little rough on the Beaver last night”?
“Sorry Joan, but the Beav has got to learn life’s big lessons can hurt”.
Knotty girl.
I see.
What Egypt could be if not for the Muslim conquest.
does this outfit make my ass look big?
Can’t speak due to excessive drool
Itybittytitty committee inspector #5 says, approved.
The Democrats’ future is even scarier than its past.
Faggot
The Buttplug, very similar to our Governor here in CO, The Polesmoker.
Also, the 20 million people Stalin murdered were very literate.
Ever read The Gulag Archipelago ?
Awesome book .
Ever read 200 Years Together? They make a set, you know.
I have not read that . Is it by Solchinetzien ? ( sp)
I will check it out . Thanks .
GO BERNIE ! Straight to hell !
Well, sell John some life insurance right away so I can collect!
Wow, outed by State Farm.
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Can I take a peek?
You can take them off if like.
Oh shit, the beer fell overboard!
Been there, done that.
How are they gonna get that beer back?
Sunday morning…after breakfast in bed
Toe pick.
Olgimpic gold!
America’s got talent!….Impressive as little Randy is also blind.
Receives permanent disability payments of $1,700 a month.
No doubt !
And yet the asshole still have a handicapped tag for his car, and gets an SSI check every month.
I guess it wasn’t 85 psi.
used to pump Boeing 707-320B aircraft tires to 220 psig. never without a cage though. more than one had a bead seat failure. split rims are killing machines.
That explains a lot.
They are. We had to let the air out of aircraft tires before changing them to avoid getting blown up like that
You have to let the air out of ANY tire before you change it , Dipshit !
What we have here is ,
a man with WAY too much time on his hands !
That’s one big velocorock.
Now que the chainsaw scene from “Scarface” .
Moobs….
Now try it again without the underwear.
He’ll never watch Sesame Street in the same way again.
I’d run too !!
Thanksgiving dinner for 20.
That is a big chicken.
BobP will clean up those boobs in a jiffy.
I left my hand print on her right boob, so I have to wash away the evidence.
You wish Bob ! LOL
Dirty girls are the best.
The Olympics have been going down hill for years .
French army marches into battle.
Okay, we need a new cameraman.
Clean girls can still be dirty.