U.S.— According to sources, Trump is just kicking himself after promising $1000 to every American. According to a new study, 50% of conservatives would give up freedom and fiscal responsibility for much less!
After a survey of Americans who identify as conservative, it was revealed that many people would switch to socialism for less than $500, or maybe even a six-pack of beer and a pizza. It would have to be a good pizza though- like a high-quality Chicago style deep dish and a great craft brew. Freedom isn’t free, after all.
The Trump administration is currently re-drafting its legislation to send pizza coupons and beer tickets to every American adult in exchange for another 1 trillion added to the national debt. Baptists are revolting against this legislation since they allegedly don’t drink beer. In response, the Trump administration will be offering a delicious mess of pottage as an alternative. It will be a good mess of pottage though- like a high-quality stew with organic ingredients from Whole Foods. Yum!
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You are shitting me right! Not all young folks are that brainless in my opinion.
Firstly, nowhere was age mentioned. Secondly, the article claimed 50%, so clearly not all. Finally, Babylon Bee is a satire website. Jeez, Boomer . . .
It’s the Bee, OT. Even though much of what they write has a grain of truth, it is 90% satire.
Thank you for the heads up. I truly did not know. Truth is some things just tweek me from time to time.
The Babylon Bee is supposed satire that is supposed to be humorous, but in these trying times, can be confused for things that really stupid people do. As I said, there is usually a grain of truth.
Don’t forget the obligatory roll of toilet paper for everyone in the house.
As a guy who brews his own and uses brown bottles for his bottle conditioned beers, I’ll slap the taste outta the fool’s mouth who’d drink skunked commercial sh*t from a green bottle.
I’ve rarely seen any real principles among most of the folks who call themselves “conservatives”…..especially when the easy road involves embracing Satan and his dear friend…the government. Note, that is not a condemnation of ALL, just most.
Many a true word is said (or written) in jest. Babs Bee often wins the prize.
The morning following the other night’s announcement of FREE money coming our way (mind you: in less than 18 hours) there was a headline claiming that Trump had already reneged on both the amount and the timing of the payments. Talk about righteous indignation!
And the lying bastards still wonder why he calls them out.
I don’t want your fresh-print fiat dollars (since I have to pay for it in the long run). . . just GTF outta the way
Yes, the REAL question is when will the government ALLOW things to get back to normal. Control benefits them, while freedom benefits US. Any monies will have to be paid back, and ONLY a free market economy will have the ability to do that. In addition to the benefits of having the rest of the world in ruins following WW2, and the Bretton Woods dollar standard agreement in place, what also made America rebound so well was that virtually all of FDR and Hoover’s destructive policies, agencies, and other totalitarian controls, had vanished over the course of the war. There was relative freedom to be found when the remaining men of the country returned home. New measures put in place by the totalitarians this time around, will likely never be removed.
Uhh…maybe. Is it rustic style pizza? Is the six pack an organic, local micro brew? Haha. What grand strokes envy and covetousness can inspire. Any man that buys in to socialism is either a sociopath or he is severely testosterone deficient.