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Whiskey Tango Foxtrot?
Yugo no go
He was regretting not buying the grown up car, more with each passing minute…
After my fifth drink I discovered my limit was four.
Been there , done that Bob .
Play stupid games win stupid prizes.
When you leave a woman to rig up a swing.
Reminds me of the first time I tried swinging on Bob’s dick.
Play stupid games win stupid prizes Part 2.
I told you LAST WEEK , keep grandma off the swing !
Play stupid games win stupid prizes Part 3.
It just never ends , does it !
If your dad has a pony tail you have to expect this.
Watch yer mouth Bob .
I have a pony tail , AND a brain !
Play stupid games win stupid prizes Part 4.
That’s one hungry lion.
Middle safety going after the full-back who broke free through the two-hole.
The day I realized a tall blonde was not in the cards
You really wouldn’t want one anyway , they cost too much .
I actually watched the episode of blue planet this scene came from! LOL! The giraffe won, DUH!
You have to admire the symmetry of her cheeks.
Mind the gap!
Would like to see the frontal symmetry as well.
She better be satisfied or she’ll kick your ass Bob.
Hey, I’m 64. If a beautiful dame wants to kick my ass, I’ll consider myself lucky.
Amen!
I’m 68 – I concur.
Anatomy assignment label all the visible muscles. My guess is she’s a gymnast.
Someone’s been skipping leg day.
9.6 on the gaposous.
Boobie trap
Best reply of the day !!
That rock on top: that’s our economy.
Someone has a whole heap more patience than I do…
You see this all the time on the shore at Fisherman’s Wharf in San Francisco .
Done by the homeless bums , who have nothing else to do all day .
The wonders of epoxy…
You dog, you.
Dog says Bob I found them, where’s my F’ng treat.
Fetch them for me and you can have an entire steak.
Well, I gotta do what I gotta do. It’s dirty job but someone has to do it.
Ruh roh!
YeahBuddy!
Dogs think alike.
Yeah, I’m gonna sniff that
Car dealers are so desperate these days, they throw in a naked woman for free!
Hood ornaments have come a long ways since the 50’s.
Custom defroster.
I have a F150 the same thing happened to me. What a coincidence.
Locked keys in the truck. She needed nipples to cut through the glass.
Well, this could use some sniffing too.
Force is strong, this one has.
That’ll really leave a mark
If he lived.
Smoking is dangerous to your health.
Our impression of how our politicians reacted to the obvious corona wave coming our way.
Flash; Treadmill Momma’s go to Cedar Point.
Nancy Pelosi at summer camp .
Libiot practicing self-wedgy.
I’m hurling
Good ole redneck fun right thar.
She was having fun until her intestines squirted down her pants leg.
DANG ! I thought it was gonna be like a slingshot .
Ya know , she would come out of the pouch and go flying .
“The Lunatic is in my Head”.
C’mon, chicken. It’s perfectly safe to go outside.
I was always taught look right, look left, then right again. Course this could be in UK
Nice!
A gorgeous thigh riding by. It’s the little things that make life worthwhile.
Female “blow job?”
Her lips flapping n the breeze.
Isn’t that pedaling pussy without a license
I guess she really had to go.
She’s a squirter Bob.
Now my pole!
“So what do you think daddy?”
Legs can become such asses.
Pretty sure he just bowed his head in prayer for his deliverance.
Mika Kallio. Finland
Hope those leathers have a builtin diaper.
I MEANT to do that !
yeah I did that but screwed it up…didn’t know what the wall was made out of and I hit the brakes too hard and did a high side……ouch. 8 broken ribs, broken collar bone and a punctured lung…….he is a great rider!
Impressive
Photoshop .
Insane but impressive
Impressive , but with 2 permanently scraged ankles .
Hernia 101.
On the bright side, the inside of his door is clean.
And he got a free shampoo and shower…
God what a dumb ass
Democrats need to wash their Suburbans too.
Stupid is as Stupid does !
Ted thought the boss would appreciate having his truck cleaned before the weekend. Ted’s looking for a job if you know anyone hiring.
Bright side: saved the wiper.
I’ll take a Mayan virgin, hold the taco.
I’ll have the Mayan Virgin’s “taco”.
She’ll be 8 years old Bob .
That cactus was only an inch a minute ago.
That look says you’re going to be spending lots of money soon.
Ain’t THAT the truth !
Here’s another quarter.
Just give her the whole thing already, Bob. She can take it.
I see that the wind’s out of the proper direction today.
I can see it all now.
Nice shoes !
http://forgifs.com/gallery/d/68120-7/Bowling-celebration-fail
Brooklyn
No, he is a righty. That’s a good 1-3 pocket hit.
Captain Oblivious as a child.
I think you missed a spot….here….let me….
I love Jell-O.
Nice save !
And never lifted. Balls as big as watermelons!
Das Spadanya
Walmart Cheek of the Week
Where the hell is she at when I go shopping?
Don’t fuck with my head!
New meaning to the term F’head.
As we used to say in high school “ The Artesians are out”.
God Bless America!
Where’s fancy pantsy Yancey? We miss you.