U.S.—After state governments across the country directed their citizens to shut down their businesses and just kinda hope things worked out, a new order has been issued: everyone is to jump off a bridge immediately.
A government official issued the order to solve our current crisis, and everyone immediately complied.
“Everyone jump off a bridge,” said a representative of the government.
“OK,” said everyone. “If the government says so, it’s probably a good idea. Besides, what can we do? It’s the government. They definitely have the best people working on it.”
The directive was designed to end coronavirus. Medical experts believe it’s the best, most effective way to stop the virus. Assuming everyone follows through and obeys the order, coronavirus will be wiped out, according to officials. There are no bad side effects, as far as anyone can tell. A few people pointed out that it could kill everyone, but these people are anti-science and obviously hate their neighbors.
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You don’t need to jump off a bridge silly. Just give us all your guns and supplies and stay home and wear this ankle bracelet monitor and we’ll tell you when it’s safe to come out.
The gooberment
All of the gossips and busybodies are in seventh heaven. They get to self-righteously chastise and report on their neighbors and frenemies. The stasi’s best friends are out in force.
LMAO.
Trump weighs the value of useless CDC recommendations for US citizens to wear masks then decides he won’t be doing it himself. I can just see the Progressive Left’s political commissars jumping at this suffocating new regulation with glee. There’s a solution for that.
If I gotta walk around in public with a f-cking mask I’m gonna overdo it. Maybe a Vader-style half-mask or a cycle half-mask with skull’s teeth. F-ck ’em if they can’t take a joke.
Guy Fawkes with night vision.
They already did ask everyone to essentially jump off a bridge…and to take the economy with you…and they willingly complied.
Virtually the entire world has rolled over with barely a whimper. The Right in this country would probably have resisted except for the fact that most of them trust Trump to do the right thing. It doesn’t do much good to have guns if you aren’t smart enough to figure out who the enemy is.
Hilarious! Everyday I see more (it’s now most) people wearing the state mandated garb. This is an SNL skit in the making (although I haven’t watched SNL, since Belushi) Come to think of it, it isn’t a comedy. These lemmings will do anything they are told by Big Daddy Government and the Nanny State.
Next up. All eyes and ears must be covered. What a sight to behold.
A few years ago my Aunt Mary asked me a simple question about one of the women of the Bible realm. My aunt is a descendant of Mary Virginia Osbourne and Martha Hopkins Brown (in certain circles those names mean something; I am in that circle.) She is also a Quilter of Quilts that are unbelievable coverings for her family, washed in the Faith of our Fathers and drenched in the Devotions of our Mothers who covered their families with the Agape Love of a Creator God too powerful to let this happen without intervening.
You know He’s on His way.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iKDRw3ioqOM
I’ve started hanging the quilts in my home. This morning I will lay the Patriot Stone on my father’s grave. You better listen for that trumpet.
I ain’t afraid of no jokes.
The question? Why did Jeremiah hear Rachel crying for her children? Why does she still cry there?
The answer, in my opinion? Because, like Jeremiah, she watches her children just walk into bondage again and again and again. Choosing Barrabas every step of the way.
https://www.sewitonline.com/?cmp_id=9723249035&adg_id=100617509758&kwd=&device=c&gclid=CjwKCAjwg6b0BRBMEiwANd1_SGAJa4hQ6TqJbDU8nzMMdC-ggSYV9_G3N5WcwV6hB-o2fvMiei8kZBoCM5gQAvD_BwE
At least act like you want to help someone.
It is now 5:18 a.m. and I will leave before sunrise so as to get onto long-forgotten roads to get to the little church cemetery where I’ve asked my cousin to bring my mother. She and I hope to raise the dead.