THE BOOBIES

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Iska Waran
Iska Waran
April 10, 2020 5:07 pm

Motorboat

Donkey
Donkey
  Iska Waran
April 10, 2020 7:49 pm

I wonder how many people get that?

(EC)
(EC)
  Donkey
April 10, 2020 7:53 pm

Michael Scott : Can you give her a message for me when she gets in?

Hunter : Sure.

[pulls out notepad]

Michael Scott : Just say, “I want to squeeze them”. It’s code, she’ll know what it means.

Hunter : [closes notepad] Okay.

Michael Scott : Oh, and Hunter? Could you tell her

[obscene motorboating gesture]

Michael Scott : also?

Paula
Paula
  (EC)
April 11, 2020 5:28 am

if you wanna see the show u are gonna have to go to seemobootyblog which isn’t the real name

but you know that, don’t you

almost nobody here is “real.”

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
April 10, 2020 5:11 pm

And these guys thought the Himalayas were a nice looking mountain range.

Articles of Confederation
Articles of Confederation
April 10, 2020 5:38 pm

That is a nice rack.

molt
molt
April 10, 2020 6:03 pm

What can a guy say ….

oldtimer505
oldtimer505
April 10, 2020 6:08 pm

Hey dude, the camera’s over here! Also, take note where his left hand is, I wonder why! All that said, there is a pair of twins a fellow could get lost in.

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
  oldtimer505
April 10, 2020 7:11 pm

I didn’t know they gre Hardwood in Nepal

Steve
Steve
April 10, 2020 6:13 pm

Looks like his left hand is attempting to cover his true enlightenment.

Donkey
Donkey
April 10, 2020 6:19 pm

Yep, that’ll do it. She’s doing it on purpose.

I’m a real estate photographer. At one of my appointments, the homeowner was smoking hot and showing lots of cleavage. She was kneeling on the floor holding her new puppy and asked me if I liked dogs. I said, I do like those puppies.

Does that make me a pig Mygirl, or a soi boi? It has to be one or the other, right?

Mygirl....Maybe
Mygirl....Maybe
  Donkey
April 10, 2020 7:32 pm

“Does that make me a pig Mygirl, or a soi boi? It has to be one or the other, right?”

Neither Donkey, it makes you a dirty old man….

Maybe you could hunt down the commenter calling herself realestate something or other, she’s the one who thinks young guys and older women bad, but is ok with old guys and young women. BTW: There’s nothing at all wrong with a guy appreciating good looking women, contrary to what some believe.

Donkey
Donkey
  Mygirl....Maybe
April 10, 2020 7:48 pm

I was hoping you would call me a pig. I think women secretly like pigs. At first anyway.

Articles of Confederation
Articles of Confederation
  Donkey
April 10, 2020 8:48 pm

I’m more amazed you found anyone decent looking in the DC area. That place was Hollywood for the ugly, in my experience.

Donkey
Donkey
  Articles of Confederation
April 10, 2020 9:25 pm

Tons of rich people though and rich guys love trophy wives.

Paula
Paula
  Donkey
April 11, 2020 5:32 am

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mags has the 3 little see-no-hear-no-speak-no evil pigs not the tbp hardscrabble kind

beside the bobble-headed bride and groom because she really is a hoot

P.S. Notice how neither the coonskin nor the feet need to be here to tag the image? See how I did that? Well, you rules for radishes readers need to get a good dose of Solomon’s wisdom.

(EC)
(EC)
  Donkey
April 10, 2020 7:43 pm

For Donkey any woman with half her teeth is smokin’ hot.

Mygirl....Maybe
Mygirl....Maybe
  (EC)
April 10, 2020 7:52 pm

For Donkey any woman with half her teeth is smokin’ hot.

No, Donkey, say it isn’t so….
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Donkey
Donkey
  Mygirl....Maybe
April 10, 2020 8:32 pm

Noooooo!!

Only once. Never again. The nightmares are gonna come back.

Damn you Mygirl, damn you to hell!!

(EC)
(EC)
  Donkey
April 10, 2020 9:51 pm
nkit
nkit
  Mygirl....Maybe
April 10, 2020 10:35 pm

Damn, My Girl…How’d you get a picture of Frankie’s Ole Lady?..That said, we could use you on FF…Just sayin”

oldtimer505
oldtimer505
  Donkey
April 11, 2020 12:16 am

A wishful thinker perhaps.

flash
flash
April 10, 2020 6:28 pm

The #1 inherent flaw in the male gender is we don’t have enough blood for our brain and dick too , hence the brain always suffers.

Donkey
Donkey
  flash
April 10, 2020 7:48 pm

Haha

Mygirl....Maybe
Mygirl....Maybe
  Donkey
April 10, 2020 8:10 pm

Ok, I’m sorry. Here, hope this makes up for that….especially on a post titled Boobies.
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Donkey
Donkey
  Mygirl....Maybe
April 10, 2020 8:32 pm

Underboob is my fave.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mygirl....Maybe
April 10, 2020 10:08 pm

Disgusting. Lets see them when they are 50 and can bounce them on their knees while standing up. Small tits = better (you know what).

Cow Doctor
Cow Doctor
April 10, 2020 7:13 pm

As one of my Food Animal Professors used to say, “You’s boys’ brains are behind your zippers”.

Mygirl....Maybe
Mygirl....Maybe
  Cow Doctor
April 10, 2020 7:34 pm

Food Animal Professor…..hmmmm, if you look at that another way then your professor was food, right?

oldtimer505
oldtimer505
April 10, 2020 7:47 pm

If buda made anything better he kept it for himself. I would like to add that those puppies need to practice social distancing. I would gladly offer my assistance. They are part of the basic food group.

Mygirl....Maybe
Mygirl....Maybe
  oldtimer505
April 10, 2020 8:19 pm

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(EC)
(EC)
April 10, 2020 7:48 pm

That was me at the financial adviser’s office. I didn’t get a boner but I had a visual lock on the secretarial melons that were similarly attired. The asshole had left to get some papers for me and then, instead of saying anything, he put the papers in front of the scenery, as if to break the spell. Weenie.

Mygirl....Maybe
Mygirl....Maybe
  (EC)
April 10, 2020 8:06 pm

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