AHEAD OF MY TIME

My birthday gift from Avalon. She knows me so well.

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flash
flash
May 15, 2020 3:18 pm

Happy birthday, JQ.

I drink to your health in taverns, I drink to your health in home, I drink to your health so many times, I believe I have ruined my own.

flash
flash
  Administrator
May 15, 2020 5:16 pm

Same here in the the South. A very cool April and May has wrecked havoc on warm weather crops like okra, watermelons , cucumbers and tomatoes. BTW, you could pass for a twin of my late Uncle Jim, the oldest of my dad’s 11 brothers . He liked Makers Mark, too and pretty much anything else over 80 proof. His most favorites things were whores ( the kind you pay) , bourbon , cigars, spinning yarns and riding his bicycle. He was the greatest story teller I’ve ever heard. He lived to be 88.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Administrator
May 15, 2020 8:49 pm

Happy Birthday, Jim.
If you can find it, try the Costco brand of small batch bourbon. I was told it is made by the same people as Woodford Reserve and I can vouch for how good it is. TN stores cannot sell it, but I picked up some in FL a couple years ago and nursed it for a long, long time.

22winmag - TBP's Yankee Mormon Shit-poster
22winmag - TBP's Yankee Mormon Shit-poster
May 15, 2020 3:30 pm

Oh yeah?
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TampaRed
TampaRed
May 15, 2020 3:41 pm

happy bday from a bunch of unsociable effers to another–
how old are you?

Donkey
Donkey
  Administrator
May 15, 2020 6:00 pm

Admin, you lost weight.

nkit
nkit
  Administrator
May 15, 2020 8:39 pm

Damn kid..

EC
EC
  TampaRed
May 15, 2020 4:09 pm

He said he was on the cusp of Gen X, likely 55 – 60.

TC
TC
May 15, 2020 4:01 pm

HBD Quinn!

EC
EC
May 15, 2020 4:07 pm

Happy Birthday! You would have been one of the popular kids in our school. We went to a meeting of high school kids (in Las Cruces) one time and an observer there said, You can tell the kids from Austin HS – they don’t talk to anybody.

SeeBee
SeeBee
May 15, 2020 4:10 pm

A very Special day indeed! Today is my Mom’s birthday too! Happy Birthday, JQ! I am so happy I found you ….12+ years ago. (wow. can that be?)
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CA
CA
May 15, 2020 4:46 pm

Happy birthday Jim. Have a great day

Lee Harvey Griswald
Lee Harvey Griswald
May 15, 2020 5:03 pm

I want one of those too.

Happy Birthday Jim.

Llpoh
Llpoh
May 15, 2020 5:38 pm

I did not know Omar the Tentmaker did stencilling.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Administrator
May 15, 2020 7:14 pm

I laughed so hard, tears ran down my leg.

Llpoh
Llpoh
  Administrator
May 15, 2020 8:53 pm

I knew she would find that amusing.

“It is funny because it’s true” – Homer Simpson.

BTW – Omar makes all my clothes.

nkit
nkit
  Llpoh
May 15, 2020 8:43 pm

That shirt could cover a Major League Infield in a rain delay. Did you get a tube to store it on? Happy birthday, you old buzzard..

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  Llpoh
May 16, 2020 12:13 am

Better to carry a little extra weight. You never know when there’s going to be a famine. Happy birthday, JQ. Only 30 more years til you’ll start getting Social Security.

Llpoh
Llpoh
May 15, 2020 5:39 pm

Happy birthday!

GoneWest
GoneWest
May 15, 2020 5:44 pm

Happy Birthday! Have fun and stay healthy!

Mygirl....Maybe
Mygirl....Maybe
  GoneWest
May 15, 2020 6:27 pm

Ho ho ho….Merry Ch..

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Unassociated
Unassociated
May 15, 2020 6:33 pm

Ha, ha! That’s perfect. Happy Birthday, Man. We went to different high schools together. Your above pic could, potentially, be the next viral INTJ meme
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Steve C.
Steve C.
May 15, 2020 6:56 pm

Happy Birthday Jim.

Ya look good.

Irish
Irish
May 15, 2020 7:40 pm

Happy Birthday Jim!
Love the T-shirt. Stop by later, it’s FFF

PS I got ya beat by 5 months 🙂

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Administrator
May 15, 2020 8:52 pm

Tell her it is Friends and Family Friday. All of Irish’s friends stop by on Friday for the frivolity.

nkit
nkit
  Administrator
May 15, 2020 8:53 pm

snort, snort, chortle, chortle….move along…

Jerry
Jerry
May 15, 2020 8:30 pm

Happy Birthday!

RiNS
RiNS
May 15, 2020 8:32 pm

Happy Birthday Jim!
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Too bad you weren’t closer.. Out on boat fishing and got a bunch of Lobster today. Not a big fan..

Gave them them away..

BL
BL
May 15, 2020 8:50 pm

I have socks older than 57.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!

Iska Waran
Iska Waran
  BL
May 16, 2020 12:18 am

Someday I’d like to have a girlfriend younger than my underwear. Don’t worry – my underwear is all at least 19 years old. Nothing an 18 year old hottie finds more attractive than frugality. One of my brothers accused me of still having my First Communion money.

WestcoastDeplorable
WestcoastDeplorable
May 15, 2020 9:29 pm

Happy Birthday. When are we seeing you IN the shirt?

Honest Buck
Honest Buck
  Administrator
May 16, 2020 12:14 am

And around the digital fire with your online friends.
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hardscrabble farmer
hardscrabble farmer
May 16, 2020 6:53 am

Me too.

Never thought I’d use that phrase.

Doc
Doc
May 16, 2020 1:23 pm

Happy Birthday Jim and best regards to Avalon.

Looking forward to the next TBP reunion – hopefully at HF’s place once again.

Stay frosty my friend.