Tales From the CHAZ

Via The Daily Time Waster

Government is hard, but it’s even harder when your government is based on identity politics instead of individual rights.

They are now descending into absurdity.

See the latest here.

When you start from an incorrect premise, and ideologically refuse to consider and in fact demonize any other ideas, you have little hope for success. Consequently, you can see the most glorious and best bits of the Chazian struggle to govern, so far at least, right here:

Introducing: Conflict Resolution Advisory Council

We will form a unique system called the Conflict Resolution Advisory Council.

We hold a community democratic vote to appoint three people to the Council. To eliminate prejudice, we elect one Black man, one Black woman, and one white (what, “white” isn’t capitalized? Pray tell, oh tolerant Chazian, why not?) woman. Each person should undergo at least one 45 minute sensitivity and political training session which we can help organize.

Whenever there is an internal conflict in the Zone, it will be put to the Council. Both people will have an opportunity to present their side of the story to the Council to review.

The Council members will decide on a fair resolution and provide it as advice. Initially the Council will be advisory only. In the future the system could evolve to become more mature with binding resolutions, impositions, retribution, enforcement, and imprisonment.

The appointed people will hear out and settle any internal disputes within the Zone. We’re not suggesting that this Council members become leaders or judges, only referees in case of internal conflicts.

Edit 1: After receiving feedback about inclusiveness we shall include in the council one Black man, one Black woman, one trans Black person, one non-binary Black person, and one white woman (5 4 people).

Edit 2: On more feedback we will add to the Council 1 Asian non-male, 1 Native American non-male, and 1 Latinx non-male, and then 4 additional Black men and women to balance it out. In total there are 3 + 4 + 4 = 11 members.

Edit 3: We’ve received some feedback about including disabledpersons (mental and physical) and homelesspersons on the Council. 20% or 40% of the Council should be persons with lived experience of disability. At least 10% should be experiencing involuntary homelessness.

Edit 4: We realize LGBTQIA communities are being under-represented in the Council so far and are working on proposals to rectify this. The final composition of the balanced Council will likely include 10-50% people who identify as LGBTQIA.

Edit 5: We have agreed to add 3 more seats, two of which are to give a voice to the disadvantaged LGBTQIA community, and one to give children equal representation and fairness. The new seats include one for a LGBTQI-identifying Black disabledperson, one for a LGBTQI-identifying Black homelessperson, and one for a non-white or mixed race child between the ages of 8 and 15.

Edit 6: There have been further concerns raised over the efficacy of the Council to deal with disputes between children, as children are currently not adequately represented. In light of the feedback, we will add child safety training programs to the onboarding session and add one additional seat for another non-white or mixed race child between the ages of 8 and 15 (preferably disabled).

But what about representation for one-armed Belgian lesbians born in January who self identify as time traveling space spirits???

This stuff writes itself.

Honestly, when all this is said and done, I think the Chazians will gain a new appreciation for what our country’s founding fathers were able to accomplish way back in the 1700’s, under threat of death from the world’s then super power.

Meanwhile, what is represented to be a National Guardsman’s take on the scene as it was before the Mayor gave up and ordered them to cede everything to the mob.

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33 Comments
Anonymous
Anonymous
June 14, 2020 12:21 pm

Well, simulations are supposed to be a great way to learn.

realestatepup
realestatepup
June 14, 2020 12:34 pm

Given the fact that these people are working from a non-neutral standpoint in regards to law and order, this will end very, very badly.
They are in fact ALREADY HEADING TOWARDS A DICTATORSHIP but cannot see the forest through the trees. Many they are handing power too have never had it in their lives, and completely lack power over even themselves (homeless people and drug addicts). If you are homeless or an active drug addict, then you are in no position to arbitrate over anyone.
But, considering the people in this CHAZ are there because they also cannot live amongst civilized society, I guess it really doesn’t matter that they would actually agree to have a homeless or drug addicted person rule over a “dispute”.
I guarantee there will just be throats slit at midnight very soon, if it already hasn’t happened.
The murderers and rapist will 100% believe that whatever they do should not and will not be prosecuted when this whole shit show comes crashing down on them.
Lastly, why the city of Seattle just doesn’t shut off the electricity and water/sewer to these dumbasses is beyond me. They are using city services and yet claim to be autonomous, which tells me that the word autonomous doesn’t mean what they think it means.
When the takers outnumber the people that have money or items to “share” like food, water, soap, clothes, etc, then they will see riots right inside their very own utopia.
Ah, the stupid, it burns.

cschenck
cschenck
  realestatepup
June 14, 2020 4:26 pm

Apparently, the name has now been changed to CHOP. They dropped the “autonomous” label.

https://komonews.com/news/local/chaz-changes-name-to-chop-to-better-reflect-the-demonstrations-message

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
June 14, 2020 1:05 pm

The EU would call this a No Go Zone. I would call it a Blacktatorship

Harrington Richardson
Harrington Richardson
  Fleabaggs
June 14, 2020 1:34 pm

Good one. Blacktatorship of the Black Lynch Mob.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Fleabaggs
June 14, 2020 6:27 pm

Ruled by the Duke of Seattle.

Close cousin to:
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e.d. ott
e.d. ott
June 14, 2020 1:18 pm

Back in the day we used the 1787 Three-Fifths Compromise as a solution for the representation of slaves. Compared to this BLM goatrope, I’d say the FF were pretty generous. Notice their first solution was 4/5 black, one-fifth white FEMALE, and not one of them owns any land property in the CHAZ that wasn’t illegally appropriated.
Furthermore, when the police are gone, they’re going to pull community extortion details that will be as screwed up as the administrative organizations.
What a sh*t show. Forget the Insurrection Act.
I can’t wait to watch these immature, ignorant monkeys self detonate because leaving it to fail is the best possible solution.

ottomatik
ottomatik
June 14, 2020 1:20 pm

A gift that keeps giving. Also this gift will spread and replicate, exponential giving.
On the plus side, they seem to realize the eternal “barrel of a gun” truth, they just can’t seem to square who has or orders the guns around. An inquiry that tends to self sort with time.

Hollow man
Hollow man
June 14, 2020 1:41 pm

Just let them be. It will be a blast to watch.

Gen X Nomad
Gen X Nomad
June 14, 2020 2:34 pm

I thought the parts in red were a joke or satire. I clicked through the links to the Reddit comments and they appear to be serious.

The truckers are already saying no deliveries to jurisdictions that disband their police forces. I think we’re all, to greater and lesser degrees, about to get quick, modern-day educations on the practical nuts and bolts of radical federalism, the 10th Amendment and citizen militias.

TampaRed
TampaRed
June 14, 2020 2:49 pm
Fedup
Fedup
June 14, 2020 2:55 pm

The irony of how they’ve torn down “traitorous confederate” statues, that represented the action of separation to live autonomously is surely lost on them.

Apple
Apple
June 14, 2020 2:58 pm

I support allowing them to fail and or starve

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Apple
June 14, 2020 3:02 pm

amen apple,
trump should give them 24 hours to disband the nation of chaz & then enact strict border controls–
nothing or nobody in or out until they disband the nation–electronically encircle the nation so that no communciation w/the outside world is possible–

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  TampaRed
June 14, 2020 3:32 pm

Nice fantasy.

TampaRed
TampaRed
  Fleabaggs
June 14, 2020 4:06 pm

unfortunately you’re correct,he probably won’t do anything–

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  TampaRed
June 14, 2020 5:12 pm

It is sad. He could have actually pulled it off if he had acted quickly given us the go ahead he is now giving Antifa/Blm commies.

Gen X Nomad
Gen X Nomad
  TampaRed
June 14, 2020 3:36 pm

Why the rush to end all the comedy gold? Check out this fine specimen of CHAZ:

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Steve
Steve
  Gen X Nomad
June 14, 2020 3:46 pm

That is one fugly chick.
More soy, we need more soy, STAT.

ILuvCO2
ILuvCO2
  Gen X Nomad
June 14, 2020 5:52 pm

What exactly the fuck is that thing?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  ILuvCO2
June 14, 2020 6:29 pm

It is a cake w a commie flag on it.

Fleabaggs
Fleabaggs
  ILuvCO2
June 14, 2020 7:22 pm

It’s a degenerate wearing a commie flag on it’s shirt and holding a cake with another commie flag on it.

Trumpeter
Trumpeter
  TampaRed
June 15, 2020 8:22 am

Better to have our new honey badger, shine sunlight upon them at a press conference. Everybody should get to see the glorious results that come from prog/libs.

Gloriously Deplorable Paul
Gloriously Deplorable Paul
June 14, 2020 4:07 pm

“Honestly, when all this is said and done, I think the Chazians will gain a new appreciation for what our country’s founding fathers were able to accomplish way back in the 1700’s……..”

Not remotely possible. Collectively these “Chazians” couldn’t muster the intellect to match the intelligence in the daily additions to any of the founding fathers’ privies.

It will be faintly amusing to watch them try but that will wear off when tards in other locations decide to duplicate the effort.

Keep your powder dry.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Gloriously Deplorable Paul
June 14, 2020 6:32 pm

They’ll find a way to blame it on white people.

TampaRed
TampaRed
June 14, 2020 4:08 pm

here’s a short article by a guardsman who was in seattle 4 a couple of weeks–

https://www.theorganicprepper.com/truth-seattle-riot/

ottomatik
ottomatik
  TampaRed
June 14, 2020 6:22 pm

Thanks Tampa I followed a few dead links to it, hoping to find a live one.
I also watched portions of the 1 hour tour de CHAZ, Daisy linked.
Combining impressions of the 2, leads me to conclude a National Civil War is officially started. As it is clear, elements of State and Federal Governments have made opposing claims to Soverignty and by default, legitimacy.
Proof of this was like I said gained from both radically opposing media presentations in your link. Sizable areas of downtown Seattle, were “given” to people who possessed no legitimate, recognized claim under the current Soveirgn, Legal paradigm.
Well, both “given” and taken, as is so oft the case.
“Its like Burning Man” one of my faves from tour de CHAZ.
Uh huh.
There was undoubtedly an electric vibe of success coursing through the denizens of CHAZ. Not earned or deserved, but given, aligning in perfect millennial accordance. The fact it was taken, appears easily explained away with woke intersectional neo marxist talking points/slogans

Thanks for the links!
Enjoy the show!!

e.d. ott
e.d. ott
  TampaRed
June 14, 2020 6:24 pm

Thanks for a working link.
Nothing like a good eye witness account. It’s unfortunate SPD and the Guard wasn’t equipped properly with high pressure water hoses, persistent CS, concussion grenades or flashbangs and the backing to use them. Getting hit with flammable liquid and concrete is BS and being under restricted ROE unarmed is also BS.
The mayor, city council, and governor are complicit, no question.

Anonymous
Anonymous
June 14, 2020 6:25 pm

If you haven’t been paying attention, individuals no longer have rights. Why do you think you have been sold the ‘individualist’ bullshit your entire life by the Jewish media?

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
June 14, 2020 8:53 pm

These dumb fucktards don’t believe in border walls, yet they have a feeble attempt at creating a barrier wall around Chaz. Oh, I mean Chop. They don’t believe in voter ID, yet you need to show ID’s to get in and out of Chaz, damnit, Chop. And these fucking dumb fucking fucktards don’t believe in the 2nd amendment, yet these libtard fucking dumb fuck fucktards are open carrying AK-47’s. WTF!!! You really can’t make this shit up!
President Trump should build a border wall 30′ tall without a door around Chaz, Chop, Fucktardville, or whatever the fuck they call themselves tomorrow, so no one gets in or out. See how long they last. Enjoy the show.

Smoke em if you got em
Smoke em if you got em
June 14, 2020 10:15 pm

When I was that young and immature I would get together with friends and build a treehouse.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
June 14, 2020 10:53 pm

I notice “incarceration” is part of their future plans.

overthecliff
overthecliff
June 14, 2020 11:02 pm

I have no give a shits about CHAZ or Seattle. Those people are getting what they voted for. They will return the same progressive communists to office in November.