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As a 17 year old in 1972 if there were even one pube jutting out of a lady’s underwear on a commercial I’d have jacked off a thousand times watching it. Since this did not occur I declare this fake news.
That’s pretty vulgar. Is it supposed to be funny?
No, it’s supposed to make one question the meaning of life. Of course it’s supposed to be funny. Why else would I even comment? But if you don’t think it is, that’s fine. I launch a lot of jokes, and many crash with nary a snirtle, but that’s life.
I snirtle every time Bob asks me to go down there.
If snirtle is all you do, he isn’t doing it right . . .
If I can get the hookup to T4C’s barber, when she gets the carpet shorn, I can spot you half the clippings. Mums the word.
Looks like you have 30 sick degenerates who find you funny. Amazing. I bet You’re quick to bad mouth the chocolate highway boys as degenerate.
I bet you are fun at parties.
Have you never been here before?
Obviously you haven’t been here much if you’re referring to Flea.
Perhaps I should have added /s for those with a poor grasp of the obvious.
You must be too busy scratching the fleas attacking your bags to develop a sense of humor.
The fact that I have a sense of humor prevents me from finding his crass vulgar statement funny. That you defend that sort of junk says all I need to know about you.
It was a little crude and uncalled for, particularly when it was inspired by a bearded dude but it was a recollection of his coming of age moment when all things female were of great import. Your reply was classic.
It was funny!
Hi, honey. I’m afraid I dinged your car, but it’s your fault for having a MAGA sticker on it in Seattle.
No Worries, that’ll buff right out.
Compact car
Not so smart car
Amazing wire work.
And they were suppose to be our best and brightest?
(forgot to put my tag in – Muscledawg) Duh
And I still can’t get people to believe me when I show them this stuff, as well as all the green-screen glitches, that space and the moon landings are a lie. People are willingly fooled idiots.
Premature venomculation
Must have been a very good FF, huh?
After 3 tours in Vietnam, I HATE SNAKES!!!
Yes, boss, I’m working very hard from home today.
Commuting from the bedroom to the home office.
The China virus gives new meaning to having fun at work.
If I was that little guy I’d bite her tit while she is sleeping tonight for doing that.
She likes it rough Trebeck
This would look much more realistic if the police car was at least on fire.
Looks like they are on some sort of mission or something.
a mission from God!
Was that the General? Which Duke was driving?
Jake or Elwood Duke.
Of Hazzard.
“It’s a hundred and six miles to Chicago, we gotta full tank of gas, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses.”
“Hit it!”
Half pack of smokes too.
I told you, eagle, “I’m not like most people. I can’t stand pain; it hurts me.” You’re despicable!
Quack yourself.
Poor Daffy.
Savage
One is predator, one is prey.
Olé shit
Let me help you get in the stands.
This could be a new Olympic event: The Bull human high jump toss.
Dwarf tossing was getting stale….
They can’t hear you, get out into the ring and get on a bull horn.
Forecast for the rest of 2020.
and 2021, 2022, 2023, etc., etc, etc.
Maybe just a preview of July.
Elsewhere there is news of a record breaking 700 kilometer long lightning strike.
such a cool breed of pup.
He must be shopping in Aldi’s.
Service dogs welcome in all stores!
Alex out getting more Strohs beer.
Nice jugs!
Yeah! and they look like they’re full of milk and ready to be suckled.
Is that all we are to you men, milk jugs?
No. Women can also be masturbation devices.
NO! You’re also a semen storage container.
ILuvCO2 with his best boy..
Well,girl, but yes nkit.
Beg to differ. As the (so far) only down vote, it looks to me as if that dog is tethered to the trolley, forcing him to walk that way or strangle. Not cool.
Are you kidding? Really stretching to find a way to ‘down vote’ it. Your comment speaks to the lack of knowledge of dogs, or for that matter, any animal.
EVERY breathing being, if being strangled or in this case, forced to do something to keep from strangling, as you suggest, would be fighting tooth and nail. Not simply walking behind a cart grinning from ear to ear, as this boy’s attitude is telling you.
What is it with grumpy grump people who have to speak up with their grumpiness just to be grumpy?
You add incredible ignorance to any crowd.
Wot Up sounds like a grouch. I like her already.
Where’s his mask?
She was bringing home the dessert for LeRoy who dropped dinner all over the porch. (For those who are here for the 1st time, you’ll understand in awhile)
This has me LMFAO every time I see it!!! Looks like her melon took a bounce the 2nd time she fell!!
This looks like my son and grandson.
So what triggered Bubba this time?
I did something like that once.
That is so cool! Ya think he’s done that a time or 2 before?
I was wondering if he could do it again.
Until he messes up. Then, if not over water like that, he’s probably severely injured or dead.
Controlled crash. Check. No problem.
Walking. Major problem.
Colorado pot hole
Almost as plentiful as the Colorado pot heads.
Ever been to New Mexico?
Notice it stops just before the car with the camera smashes its front end on the far side of the pothole.
Well, Officer, my date was nagging the hell out of me so I figured if we made it I’d get rid of her sooner and if we didn’t make it, fine.
Bob on his way home from his playmate play date. Did you at least get me the milk and tampons?
Another wise saying by Ben Franklin:
A pussy saved is a pussy laid.
What caliber was this hole-puncher?
“Oh, is that leopard ever beautiful!” were Monica’s final words. Her leftovers will be buried Thursday afternoon.
That’s what she gets for calling a jaguar a leopard…
But, but, it has spots.
In three days just let the cat do it.
Bob P on a Friday night.
Yup, by myself as usual.
That’s why I’m still with him after all these years.
Turn that fucker off!
Just a typical afternoon in the summer of love in CHAZ.
This reminds me of that opening battle scene in Gladiator.
John, why does your pencil smell like shit?
Why are you sniffing my pencil, Bob?
Leave me alone. The assholes in power have cancelled everything I do, so sniffing pencils is one of the only joys I have left.
Another fun day at the plumbers’ apprentice school.
ummm, I accidentally blinked and scrolled past a bit before I looked at this.
All I saw was the pen landing in the cleavage.
On second look… ooo that’s not the typical cleavage…
You, Baby.
-The Turtles
circa late 60’s
Yes Candice, I’d do you anytime. Yes I wood!
Now this is the kind of flattening the curve I can live with.
A men
Mama’s got a squeezebox.
Daddy never sleeps at night
A corset sexy.
I can’t breath!
Her technique is only moderate at best.
moderate is acceptable..
Sorry, those look like man hands.
The worst I ever had was still terrific.
Were you a virgin?
I knew I let this thing live for a reason.
Who let the dogs out?
Nice body slam
Tori Black taking down Molly Holly as kids in training.
This ingenuous contraption, like virtually every other ingenuous invention, was not invented by a person of colour or a woman.
As usual, it is invented by the laziest person in the world, the white man.
I train lazy technicians that it is ‘lazy’ to do preventative maintenance and avoid those nasty breakdowns, as long as possible.
EVERY invention is the result of someone being ‘lazy.’
Gees, wacko with out the penis, you seem to be perpetually on the rag. Nag nag nag! Sounds like a manhating liberal feminazi most of the time. No sense of humor. Like I’ve always said: Liberals look at the world and see a tragedy, Conservatives look at the world and see a comedy. Oh, and when you finally crossover, tell Tesla he was lazy, bitch. When people like you want to rule, we would all be using candles to see and horses to get to work.
HSF is having a wet dream…
That’s so funny- my jaw literally dropped open when I saw that mower head. That got the same reaction out of me that the lingerie pics have on everyone else.
I’ve watched elk climb steeper with no effort.
You’re the grump at every party who has to tell you that a joke is ‘reality challenged,’ aren’t you?
Dang, it’s like looking in the mirror.
Damn, who peed in your fucking wheaties this morning. No, I’m just making an observation.
I think it’s a safe bet that fences don’t stop this one. This one goes exactly wherever it wants to go.
No shit Sherlock…you started it ?
Two wrong don’t make a right but two rights, make a left at the next intersection. – Doc Pangloss
Sucking water into your engine is an expensive proposition.
Stupid is as stupid does.
Who knew libiots drove chevy pickups?
Texas, I bet. Houston, with its constant floods? Mexican driver, I’d double-down.
Another reason that people who can’t read English should not have drivers licenses in a nation where road signs are written in English. Why is this so hard for the liberal idiots to understand?
What gave it him away, the Chebby?
They don’t care about his truck….just his vote.
lmao…hey Kap, you look pissed, but,
where’s my Big Mac, flies, and lahge awwnge?
Did you actually order flies or are you Japanese?
Poor impulse control….oh, look, it’s a black guy. Surprised? Nah.
How much worse can that shit be with a little dirt on it?
All that air was like totally worth a broken coccyx.
That left 2 kinds of skid marks.
lmao-II…”Hey, Skippy! Where ya goin? Dontcha want a shot o Novacaine? After a little prick, you won’t feel a thing. Promise!”
Oh, the poor tuff guy; he really wanted that shot in his tushy.
Bothering the cute monkey when they are having lunch are we? Dope.
White women and their pet monkeys have been a problem lately.
That couldn’t be more true these days.
Horseplay
Ballsy.
And if he failed we’d have called him ballless.
All it’s gonna take is just once……..
The definition of run like your life depends on it.
If I succeed all my friends will go “Woo!” If I fail, the ambulance will go “Woooooo!”
Lotto ticket time
They said deliver the I-beam to a bridge. So I did.
Lazy bastard.
And pussy has been leading us around on leashes since Adam and Eve.
Kind of like a woman once told me, “Pussy rules. The one that’s got the pussy gets to make the rules.”
“Come on. The door’s right over here. I’ll even open it for ya.”
That pussy must be a Dominatrix.
Upon second look it is indeed an axe.
Tough way to make cole slaw if you axe me.
Now she’s the one who should buy a lotto ticket!
She axed for it.
Lazy bastard.
Ever heard of a rod holder (not your wife bobp)?
He was fishing for brains, results recorded.
If I wish this were the Grand Canyon, would that make me a bad person?
That and many other things you have said on TBP. Of course, you are in good company around here.
Not if that would be the Colorado river he fell in.
Slippery as bacon fat, he should have known from experience.
The little jig he does at the end is hilarious!!
Proof, BooBoo sold drugs to Yogi.
What corner can I find BooBoo on?
Wow, masks protect you from everything!
Impressive flip!
The next words were
TELL ME YOU GOT THAT ON VIDEO!!