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Mmmm.. Nips
Maybe I’m getting to fucking old. nkit, don’t you think you’re pushing the lower age limit with this one?
Not in the least..looks can be deceiving..If thought so , and I’ve seen some that are too young to post, I would not post it Dawg…
Redspectfully
She is winning the Redhead race…surprised me..
OK. I get it. Nice.
HEH, HEH! OOWAH! (breathe, pant, breathe, pant, pant), how bout some candeh!?
Gotta go with Musledawg on this one.
I like her ff handles, and ff doesn’t mean friday fail.
I imagine her dressed in a pirate costume as Anne Bonny. On my yacht! Oh Yeah!
Two minutes for screwing up a charging penalty.
That ice is just so rayssiss.
cheap shot backfires..
A copper that knows his shit, Jackson.
Didn’t know cats could sleepwalk.
Ninja cat!
Catnip Conga
30 tries and he still has not hit the oven with his pizza.
OK, even after he gets it in, how does he turn the microwave on?
Son, this is how we had to shovel our driveways when I was your age, so stop bitching and get to work!
Hockey and swimming. That’s a biathalon worth watching.
The butterfly stroke is difficult enough in water.
Wait until he makes the turn and goes uphill.
Beware the dreaded northern snow shark !!
Full-blooded leftist
“And because of the increase in lawlessness, the love of most will grow cold” Matthew 24:12
Tryouts for astronauts for a moon landing.
Concussion wakeup.
Lucky Charms and Jim Beam = the real breakfast of champions.
I used to think it was Moosehead and Cheerios.
Actually the Irish did bitch about this, but we Irish Canadians didn’t give a shit.
On St.Patrick’s day, a leprechaun asked a pretty young girl, “And are you Irish, my lass? ” she replied, “No, I don’t think so.” So he asked, “Well, would you like a little Irish in you then?”
FREAKIN LOVE IT!!!
the irish are too drunk at b’fst to notice the leprechaun–
Good sentiment, but in reality 12 were sent to the States in that first batch of Amendments. The original #1 is now the 27th, and the original #2 never got ratified.
Madison put the order of the first batch of Amendments in the sequence of where they would fall in the original Constitution. He intended to modify the Constitution verbiage with the amendment language. Congress, though, recognizing the skepticism of the population and the expected kickback to changing the language of the base Constitution, opted to add the Amendments to the end of the document so everyone could see the original and changes – one of the smarter moves they have made.
230 years later and it didn’t really matter, as most of the document is ignored by all 3 branches of the government.
He makes the Nazis look good.
Wait, wait…I know I KNOW!
Jerry Nadler trolling for eager campaign workers (winky winky) at his favourite gay bagel takeaway somewhere deep in his amazingly jerrymandered (sic) district in the wilds of either Manhattan or Brooklyn.
Jerry Nadler after losing 100 pounds on a diet.
Clueless, and stupid. too.
This is one time it would appear he is really in support of “BLM” — Babies Lives Matter.
…or passes a fake 20
On the bright side if she’s president this time next year we’ll actually wish we were back in 2020.
TPTB would never let her win. She is stupid and vile enough to foment a revolution before they are ready.
Or maybe back in 1776
Kamela is not legally eligible for the Presidency or Vice Presidency as her parents were not citizens of the United States when she was born. She is a foreigner and not a “Natural Born Citizen”as required for these offices.
Extremely dangerous Maoist-Trotskyite tool.
Be careful what you wish for octoroon. Hence, why you ignore that your paternal side owned slaves in Jamaica. Probably her gash even leans left.
There is only one problem with telling some people you are coming to get them. Some folks may not want to go with you and they may not run away. Would the “STAND YOUR GROUND LAW” also be in effect in such cases? I knew a man who chased another guy for a long ways; then the guy stopped running and turned around. It was not pretty when the ambulance arrived.
Similar to the “Great Leap Forward” in China resulting in millions dead.
Her no-lynching law didn’t pass for a reason.
Kammy will be hanging with her party. (sarc.) intended
Yes, they think threats and rioting will get them what they want.
Never worked for their parents and teachers, so, why do they think it’s a good tactic?
It still tastes better than your meatloaf.
This is no shit: When I was running with EMS 20 yrs ago one of the other medics told me about something that happened to a group of friends that went to the Caribbean on a vacation. Their room was vandalized. When they got home and developed their photos(film, c. mid ’90s), there was one with a black assed moon with four toothbrushes stuck in it!! ICK!! Talk about taste bad!
not sure I would have shared that…
The 3 rules of turning 60.
1. Never pass a bathroom.
2. Never waste an erection.
3. Never trust a fart.
I assume on 2 and 3 you’re talking about your own?
Yes. And lately I’ve been getting erections every time I fart. Enchiladas leave me exhausted.
The average human being farts 20-30 times a day; most are either silent or go unnoticed (unless you have eaten stinky Indian/Thai food). One joy of aging (I’m 74) is that I no longer say excuse me when I let one rip. My anal sphincter has loosened with age (I’m a nurse, so I know that).
Advancing age is the only acceptable excuse for a loose sphincter here on FF.
I can add a 2nd one to your list Bob. A Sphincterotomy. Yes, it is an operation. I know, I was an EMT.
Sphincterotomy? I could watch sports or movies if you could cut out the assholes.
That’s why I’m afraid to go to my 47th h.s. reunion. All the former hotties will be there blowing bubbles.
Years ago an eighty something year old man told me that, just slightly different. He said never let an erection go to waste – even if you’re alone.
Are we to assume you are not wasting your random erections?
Especially the fart!! Betray you every time.
Anyone know what kind of trees those are on the right?
I don’t know but those sheets are scary.
What trees??
Trees?
Ok, I’ll say it but no booing….Holy Sheet!
Showing a sheet is racist!
I said it last week and it’s worth repeating. I…LOVE…COWGIRLS!!!
I’d let her drink from my boot, if she would let me drink from her …. a boot; yea boot!!
Yep.
If she chugs that thing, she’s going to get a face full of beer.
Point the toe down, darlin’.
Actually, chugging the entire thing is the way to avoid the splash. The splash happens if you don’t finish because air gets into the toe then pushes the beer up when it comes out.
If these eyes entice you you’re a leftist; if they unnerve you you’re human.
Needs a theme song:
Thanks, Natty, I love this song.
Great song, but I don’t think it belongs on the same thread as the coo coo and the slime ball.
Sure it does, you need some eyewash, eyewarsh in your case.
How about “My Eyes Adored You?”
Guess I’m human, and wondering at my advanced age if democracy and the rule of law will prevail.
If you have watched TV lately, it does not look like rule of law exists, unless you are a mother taking her kids to the park that is closed by diktat of you rulers.
Demonic possession no doubt.
nkit, that was a real mean trick. putting Another Obnoxious Cunt right after my Cowgirl love. I just ate dinner and almost hurled.
my bad…sorry…
And all these years, you thought there were only three stooged .
They are all “sanpaku”. Try a web search to see how apropiate this Japanese term is.
Medically speaking, because I was an EMT, those eyes are a sign of psychopathy.
Bob, I said, don’t turn on the garbage disposal!
I love when a sentient being knows the very best way to fight back against a fucking moron asshole.
Good job, Horsey!
If the guy had’ve been black that would’ve caused a riot.
Defund Horses!
Better than a taser.
I think he’s dead. Doc Pangloss said that a horse killed his wife that way.
I’ll bet he don’t do that again !!
I bet he CAN’T to that again.
Now that’s funny.
Felony/Justice in a second.
RINOs take notice.
I’d like to hear the explanation to the van owner about how his window was broke. And who is going to pay for it? The horse, the cop, the dead guy, or the insurance co.?
i knew a guy in okc who was forcing a stud thru a chute to be loaded on a truck–the horse kicked & macho man assumed room temperature–
Your honour, her shirt told me to!
OK. I’m a most excellent teacher.
I may just ware out my arm, among other parts. There are a lot of things I would like to teach her.
Hi Ho Silver! (That’s a riding crop on the shirt)
Good Girl!
Time for “school of bondage” for this one.
Now, I know that is a “thing” with a lot of people, but I just never did figure that one out.
If she’s pms’ing or she just checked your iPhone, run!
I’m glad she has on that shirt. I would have never guessed it was a girl holding that gun.
Gun?
I’d like to try fitting a whole breast in my mouth
salty…
Good trigger discipline!
Yes, stop taking the kids to the bowl.
Nooooooo. Do it for me!
I’ve been a kid at heart for a long long time. Actually, I was not a bottle fed baby and I was weened way too early.
Do you like to ride bareback?
Good thing I’m hung like a horse.
After I got that top button undone, I’d be calling out like Denise Austin…3 more…2 more…1 more…
Aw, who would hate such a sweet, holesome girl?
Maybe you just never rubbed her the right way.
I’m having trouble discerning the grammar in that. Does she have multiple boyfriends with wives, or one boyfriend with 1 wife. Proves that punctuation is important. Let’s eat Grandma!
Come on, Eileen!
She looks just like my wife doesn’t.
Looks are not everything, Bob. You think she’s going to ride your mustache all night?
Do you think this top makes my tits look to big?
Smile bitch!
I swear there are some truly funny people on here today. Thanks for all the laughs.
A Jimmy Hoffa-esque quiet exit?
Placing a buoy.
Perfection
You never say that to me anymore.
I say it every time you shut up.
There is an erection in perfection or atleast there should be.
Do you think this bottom makes my ass look hot? (You thought I was going to say big)
This girl taught me how to teach her, want to learn?
OH YEAH!!! Fishing pics!! It’s about time. Thanks nkit!
Guess I’m having fish tacos tonight.
I’d like to dive into her snook.
Man knows a linesider when he sees one! Great…
Look at largemouth. Oh yeah….
These girls are just trying to mask their own fishy odors.
That is a mighty fine look’in split tail…I mean spot tail.
Smellin’ me some blackened Redfish….
c’mon..itsa BONEfish
A BORN LINGERIE SALES PERSON!!
WOW!!! She’s so hot she could melt the rays off the Sun!!!
A dark haired, earthy woman…nothing better….well, maybe two of them 30 years ago.
Brilliant
Thanks nkit. brought back a memory/story my dad told me about some guys he saw unloading refrigerators off the back of a truck in the early 40’s in Chicago. They dropped them on tires similar to this .
All that needs is my banana
And more whipped cream
I know what I want for dessert.
Brings back some painful memories of yesteryear. Painful because they are from yesteryear.
My buddy to his gf looking at some expensive shoes in a Vegas store: if I buy you those shoes, you can only wear them in bed.
This was an ad idea I sent to Reddi Whip for a commercial, but they rejected it for some reason. What’s wrong with it?
Yea, I could really go for some of that; and I don’t even like strawberries. I could also manage to wipe up a little more cream, if needed.
Redi-whip is propelled by nitrous oxide, don’t shake the can until……
There’s that fascination with the mons pubis that the newest Sports Ill. swim issue is so obsessed with. So.
I’ll bet she has a killer workout routine.
Yeah! And can you think of a better way to go!
I’d gladly be her dumbbell…
Who would calvin her klein?
I am a patriot. I love pics of the American flag. Especially when it’s worn by an all American girl!!
GOD BLESS AMERICA.
Looks like she’d be a lot of fun on a date. NOT!
What part of “hang on tight” don’t you get?
Broiled snapper: always a Friday fresh-catch Catholic favourite.
Better than fish scented I suppose.
Better then tuna luau-luau.