U.S.—Studies have shown that wearing masks can help slow the spread of the novel coronavirus, but a new alarming study shows that wearing a mask has a downside: It greatly increases your chance of being a big sissy.
“The results are incredible,” said sissiness researcher Winston Sullivan. “Someone could seem perfectly normal, but as soon as they put on a mask, you’re all, ‘Aww. Is the poor little guy scared of getting the flu?’ Total wussification, as it’s known in my field.”
According to the study, when some of the participants wore masks, Sullivan felt compelled to knock them to the ground and shout names at them. “And all they did in response,” Sullivan explained, “was say, ‘Is this part of the experiment?’ What a bunch of dorks.”
Sullivan did say that in certain situations wearing a mask could not make you a sissy, such as if it were “part of an entire ninja ensemble.” “But if you don’t know kung fu,” Sullivan said, “it definitely just makes you a big sissy.”
Sullivan did admit the masks were somewhat effective in keeping people from “infecting each other with the ‘rona and dying and stuff,” which is worth noting if “you’re the sort of nerd who cares about that.”
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(Them)
Looks like they’re heading into a pretty serious jizz storm.
It’s the gloves; a dead giveaway.
I am still astounded at the utter lack of common sense all of these people are displaying. Saggy masks, dirty masks, bandannas, paper masks. Ill fitting, which require the wearer to constantly touch their face with their hands that have touched shopping carts, packages of meat that hundreds of people have pawed through.
I am by far safer with NO mask because now I AM NOT TOUCHING MY FACE WITH MY HANDS.
The corona virus, or any virus, is not made of acid that can chew through your skin, you blithering idiots.
It must enter your nose, mouth, or less so, your eyes. And even then, your snots and mucous trap some of it. Any you swallow with saliva will be obliterated in your stomach acid.
And then, we have the “math is hard” group, who for whatever reason, fails to see that 86% of the population has been shown to have it and be ASYMPTOMATIC. For the functionally illiterate, which is probably more people than we imaging, they are completely lost at the word asymptomatic. Or they cannot understand how that correlates to this so-called crisis at all.
Then we have the morons who are afraid just because it’s easier to abdicate all decision making processes to “someone else” whoever that might be. They feel some feelz, like a little anxiety, and spiral right up into full blown panic and fear. So rather than calming their tits and taking a breath, they just run around like a Kindergarten Class confronted with a spider on the floor at lunch break.
Then we have the folks who outwardly appear to be intelligent, but when presented with the question “why do you wear a mask” say “well, I think it’s just polite”. Polite to do what? Indulge paranoid fantasies of some lurking grim reaper around every corner?
My experience has been that if you show up without a mask, and then are around people who are wearing them, within 20 minutes the mask wearers takes theirs off too. They secretly know this is a giant sham, and just want permission from someone else to take the fucking thing off and breathe.
EVERY SINGLE HOUSE I HAVE SHOWN I WEAR NO MASK. I tell the clients go ahead, wear one if you want. They never do. Or if they have one when they show up, they just take it off.
If people want to wear a mask, gloves, whatever, go right ahead. It’s your life. Your oxygen. Knock yourself out. Just leave me alone. I am not sick, end of story.
Pup,
I like your style.
As you know, I am a real estate photographer. Just TODAY, at my last appointment, both the homeowner and Realtor showed up and entered the home WITHOUT a mask on (so did I). After being in the house for about 5 minutes, I broached the subject. Both of them said…”The virus is a serious issue. It is REALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL. The Realtor even said…”It isn’t
that much to ask for everyone to wear a mask. I have a 5 month old child and my wife is diabetic and I don’t want to bring it home to them”.
I asked him why he wasn’t wearing a mask. Crickets.
“Then we have the morons who are afraid just because it’s easier to abdicate all decision making processes to “someone else” whoever that might be.”
BOOM
“My experience has been that if you show up without a mask, and then are around people who are wearing them, within 20 minutes the mask wearers takes theirs off too.”
Happened to me JUST TODAY!!
Glad Babylon Bee is showing how stupid this whole thing is.
Quote of the day from an ICU doc: “That’s why we may end up with herd immunity. Only the strong — or the people who take it seriously — will survive and many, many others will perish. I hate to say it, but we’re almost at natural selection at this point.”
Wear a mask as if you’ll be dead in 2 years if you don’t. Because that’s the reality of this.
“I hate to say it, but we’re almost at natural selection at this point.”
The irony is deep with this one.
Median age of COVID-19 death as of last month’s Wall St Journal feature is 80. In my ZIP code, average life expectancy is 72.
I’m trying desperately to contract it to give me eight more good years.
Wow those are some cogent facts. This is from a doctor who was in the heart of the pandemic: “The mask thing is bullshit.” It’s not as contagious as it was advertised, but either you know that and don’t care or you have some research to do friend. Good luck either way, it’s America you have a right to compromise your immune system with a face panty if you want. Godspeed!
Every farmer needs to channel his inner Soup Nazi when dealing with Face Diaper Authorities (FDA) and their slavish minions.
Started off with the greatest lie of all time.
But “settled science” is a close second.
Having been in the mold & asbestos abatement biz for 31+ years, it’s time for math class.
Viral Particle size: 0.01-0.1o microns (µm)
Filtration of a 3M N95 Mask: 3.0-5.0 µm. And abatement personnel were mandated to change masks hourly. O2 is reduced by 25%+ when damp.
Estimated Filtration of a Crappy Fabric Facemask: Really unknown but guesstimates are 100+ µm
Had to wear one at Wachovia, oops Wells, when I transferred title of my old car to my daughter for grandson’s use. Exhaled air blew right up into my eyes.
I have a full face P100 asbestos mask that was fitted by a CIH. Might wear it to Publix one day to f*** up the face diaper wearers.
Lamont,
It sounds like you have some good information to share. I just wish I understood it.
Considering a paint respirator and balaclava. Fuk it, ya wanna play lets pretend I’m good.
Fl. hospital says positives are 10x Lower than reported–
https://insidescooppolitics.com/archives/2102
I wore a “face mask” for part of today. Because I was handling 12 tons of hay. Pretty sure nanobots up the nose are not good. Guarantee, hay up the nose is worse.