WASHINGTON, D.C.—At a press conference Wednesday, Dr. Fauci suggested that Americans cover their entire bodies in bubble wrap to protect against coronavirus.
“Studies have shown that this is very effective at stopping the virus, germs, and the oxygen that carries these things,” Fauci said. “You will no longer have to worry about death by coronavirus, though I’m just a medical doctor and can’t speak to any other risk factors this may introduce.”
Of course, Dr. Fauci says that he and other Washington elites are exempt from the recommendation.
“I mean, other people should do that, not me,” he said, chuckling. “I can go to a baseball game and stuff without worrying about protecting against that kind of stuff, because I’m a doctor. The virus and I are on good terms.”
Some doctors quickly held a press conference to point out the dangers of wearing the new full-body bubble wrap cocoons, but their video was banned from Facebook, Twitter, and YouTube for containing dangerous medical misinformation.
At publishing time, Fauci had also pointed out that the bubbles are really fun to pop and admitted that may have informed his recommendation.
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Proving once again that the medical community is, generally speaking and with some exceptions, about as competent, ethical and honest as our dear friends, the barristers.
The government-protected segment of the medical cartel you mean.
No, I mean most all of them. Not all. But most of them are incompetent. Several years ago I lost use of my left arm accompanied by blinding (I mean blinding) pain. 7 specialists in eight weeks put me about a week from neck/nerve surgery. A little time on the internet helped me figure out what the actual problem was. No surgery. Almost -about 95%-fully recovered. No surgery, no docs. Just the internet. When I say most, I mean all excepting the statistical impossibility that all doctors are in fact incompetent. And one cannot work as a professional, be incompetent and make any claim to good ethics. If you have the internet, you’re as smart as any doctor. House notwithstanding.
Fauci is a government bureaucrat who could not make it in private practice. He will be 80 years old Christmas Eve and has been at NIH since becoming a Dr. in 1968.
Other than a congresscritter, when have you ever seen an 80 y-o government employee. Think he may be on an ego trip the same as said congresscritters?
I’m sure if they said hop on one leg with an apple on your head and a baton in your hand, there would be a run on apples and batons. And leg amputations would become a status symbol. We’re fct.
How to keep us safe from Fauci:
or alternatively:
In league with “Big Pharma” and making sure that he is the “King Maker” and will not lose out on the rewards of being loyal……..
Check out Steve Bannon’s “War Room Pandemic” show on Newsmax 10 PM cst. Podcast broadcast live in the mornings. They have the Chinese medical whistleblowers who escaped to Hong Kong to here. They are claiming they were told to keep a lid on it or be “disappeared.” They were told it escaped from the PLA lab.
It’s just a mild flu, who cares? Did you type that with your mask on? At least nobody is dying from cancer or heart disease any more.
A garbage bag over the head and snugly tied at the neck will accomplish the same result.
I walked into a supermarket chain today, diaperless. Told the feckless table turd that I had respiratory issues, and no problem go shopping. On my way out, a woman, who I thought might be a Karen pointed at me. I am thinking that my “dont fuck with me face” is not working quite so well. No, she points at me and says “You are the smartest man in the store”. Made my fucking day!!