John McAfee Arrested For Wearing A Woman’s Thong As A Facemask In Germany

Via ZeroHedge

John McAfee, former founder of McAfee Antivirus Software, was reportedly arrested in Germany for making an unwelcome fashion statement with his face cover when he wore a woman’s thong – instead of a face mask – over his head.

McAfee tweeted out on Monday that he had been detained because he wouldn’t put on a medically certified mask instead of the thong.

He wrote: “Visited Catalonia just before Europe banned Catalonians from travelling. Tried to return to Germany and were refused entrance. They demanded we wear masks. I put on my thong mask. They demanded I replace it. I refused. Tussle. Jail. Black eye. Released.”

“Trivial issue but waiting for high level beaurocrats [sic] to arrive. Slow bastards, as you know,” he wrote while the issue was unfolding. “My Coronavirus mask is the problem. I am insisting it is the safest available and I’m refusing to wear anything else — for my health’s sake. Authority!?!?!?!?” he  continued.

“Going to have to cancel the Red Scarf Society meeting. I am so sorry. Note to future adventurers: Always joke with you [sic] captors. No matter what,” he concluded.

Then, his wife said she would take over his account “until John escapes (usual method), bribes someone (very quick – might be out in a few hours), retains the right lawyer (will be a few days) or becomes warden of the jail, in which case we will have to force him out.”

His wife, Janice, continued: “He was not arrested for wearing the thong as a mask. He was arrested for refusing to replace it with a ‘medically certified’ over the ear mask. I refused as well. But they chose to arrest John, and leave me be.”

She later left on a private jet back to Munich without John.

“I’m following John’s instructions and heading back. He assured me he would be released,” she later said. In a Tweet later in the day McAfee said he was “back in Belarus” and commented:

“I cannot speak publicly about my fun and games yesterday, regrettably, but after a few hours sleep I will be back with my usual stream of conscious [sic],” he added.

Godspeed, John. Godspeed.

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11 Comments
Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
August 12, 2020 2:31 pm
Cricket
Cricket
  Vixen Vic
August 12, 2020 3:35 pm

I expect this level of troll from John McAfee, even if it’s a hoax.

22winmag - TBP's Latter Day Shit-poster
22winmag - TBP's Latter Day Shit-poster
August 12, 2020 2:58 pm

McAfee is known for his shitty bedroom behavior and unspeakables.
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Coalclinker
Coalclinker

At least he doesn’t have multiple 15 year-old wives and pretends it’s all right because he’s one of God’s apostles and puts on a clean pair of magic underwear each day.

Steve
Steve
  Coalclinker
August 12, 2020 4:46 pm

I’m guessing either Bill Clinton or mormons?

Coalclinker
Coalclinker
  Steve
August 12, 2020 5:31 pm

Bill Clinton wears blue dresses and at least he didn’t claim to talk to the angels.

daniel
daniel
  Coalclinker
August 13, 2020 12:09 pm

still better than marrying a jogger. as a billionaire

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
August 12, 2020 5:22 pm

Sure looks like many of the masks I have seen people wearing.

Yahsure
Yahsure
August 12, 2020 6:31 pm

My daughter has to wear a mask at work and they provide them. On the side of the mask box, it states that the mask won’t stop viruses.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Yahsure
August 13, 2020 5:06 am

Reading means you don’t care about others.

Glock 1911 M1A .308
Glock 1911 M1A .308
August 12, 2020 6:47 pm

Who hasn’t? I mean the wearing, not the being arrested. Likely not very many of us have been arrested for doing such.