GOVERNMENT & MEDIA RIDICULE

80s bathroom gas station paper towel user immune from everything

says here offended on facebook writing prescription for 2 testicles

quote daniel cameron we are not all the same not in chains cant tell me to vote by color of skin

day 165 of 15 days to flatten the curve 66 days until election this will be over

tweet matheny 93 nights of rioting portland kenosha silent democrats polls organized effort

tweet otherwise unarmed now joins mostly peaceful protest in democrat media bullshit

cnn headline comparison rnc march on washington covid

babylon bee covid show of solidarity vows not to affect anyone protesting

tweet nicholas pagnotta anyone wondering why cant trust democrats with power day 162 of 15 days to slow spread

flashback never forget kamala harris proven destroy kavanaugh innocent people

nurse youve been in coma since april more than 14 days curve flattened government liberty back

joe biden masked youre half indian call you tonto kamala harris no

defund police we cand police own community dis so liberals screaming

joker felon pulled glock on 17 year old got arm blown off tired of pretending not funny

privilege is striking as professional athlete while everyone esle is prohibited from working kermit

im on team joe biden wuhan china winnie the pooh

defend police do over of wild west sounds exciting cowboys and liberal

wherever there are fascists there is resistance rittenhouse

cnn hinderberg crash explosion fiery but mostly enjoyable flight

betty white no longer 5 oclock somewhere 2020 everywhere drink whenever you want

lebron james not going to play who the hell cares

lesson how to avoid getting shot by police dont commit crime hands visible dont resist arrest

babylon bee lebron james pulls over to lecture homeless man on white privilege

message unless you have spent significant time outside usa dont know how good you have it here

message quarantine restrict movement sick people tyranny when healthy people

babylon bee journalists admit supporting biden so get take another vacation

trump sign mouse trap whoever came up with this is genius

pro tip adopt retired drug dog to find fun friends at parties

hiding candy from kids in quarantine vegetable bag

new pissed off walk back to car forgot mask

fortune cookie youre as intelligent as you are good looking shit

how is finding 39 missing children in a double wide trailer in Georgia not biggest news story in america

Could it be because the media spent the last week mocking QAnon, which is a group vocal about sex trafficking and global pedophilia rings? For the record, I know very little about QAnon, but I have zero trust in the way the media have portrayed their conspiracy beliefs. The people I know who mention it on social media have never once mentioned satanic cannibals or any of the most out-there belief tenets touted by MSM. Like everything labeled by the media as “conspiracy theories” nowadays, I’m sure there are some reasonable, evidence-backed, common sense explanations that expose and threaten some powerful people. However, part of their theories are clouded by a few fringe, crazy, incoherent people & ideas, which the media use to label the whole group and destroy credibility.

tweet grease 2020 summer covid mask zoom meeting nights

tweet lewis slavati rand paul best senator against police militarization war on drugs left cant restrain

tweet buck sexton liberals nothing wrong with threatening senior citizens over politics also wrong pronoun actual violence

quote rob smith blessed live in place can achieve limitless life

black lives matter claim debunked by science sources

Via Politically Incorrect

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6 Comments
musket
musket
August 31, 2020 7:44 pm

Some of those were absolutely brilliant……..

Anonymous
Anonymous
  musket
August 31, 2020 10:12 pm

Some were not.

Auntie Kriest
Auntie Kriest
August 31, 2020 8:40 pm

The gas station roller towel apparatus hands down!

Hindenburg meme is runner up but Auntie is prejudiced.

ZombieDawg
ZombieDawg
August 31, 2020 11:42 pm

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Let’s have some fun. Getting very sick of the bs..

https://youtu.be/Wh9amMeiRYQ

Anonymous1
Anonymous1
  ZombieDawg
September 1, 2020 10:48 am

go to 5:00 for all the yucks.

clayusmcret
clayusmcret
September 1, 2020 12:23 pm

My favorite was LeBron and Archie.