Meet Jill, she lives in Arkansas and she proudly frequents Store #1 several times a week. She ran out of masks, but decided that instead of boiling noodles that day she’d wear the lid to her cooker instead. She frollicked to store #1, argued with the greeter that this was proper ppe. Won. Grabbed her cigarettes and santa panties, did the self checkout and left. Don’t be Jill.
Kinda looking like you’re trying to stuff 10 pounds of mashed potatoes into a 5 pound bag.
Girl went for that quadruple scoop of chocolate ice cream….or someone went dookie on her head.
You know what is the foundation to a solid line? Not having any cracks in it. Those are the weak links and soon we’ll all fall apart.
He’s like an Irish Santa…but sober. 13 days!
I know it’s tough to see through the fog, but if you look closely you might be able to spot a couple of nerds…On a related note, do you think George Lucas has any idea of how many sex lives he has ruined?
Oh snap! They make mom jeans into jorts now? My day just improved more than you could possibly imagine! Now that I think about it, something like that making my day makes me kinda sad. So I guess I’m back to square one.
Oh my goodness. I feel my brain ready to collapse under the weight of all the dye/die puns that are circling in there. So I thought I’d give you guys the opportunity to relieve some of that stress and drop your favorite comment below for a caption contest! Winner gets her leftover dye.
“Thank you, thank you very much.” No. No, don’t say thank you. Nobody is giving you a compliment or anything that might resemble a positive thing that you could thank them for. In fact start apologizing.
I feel like a Cuntasaurus or Twatasaurus is scarier than a real dinosaur. Especially with all dem kids up in that bitch!
Ohhhh, are you trying to seduce me Mrs. Robinson?
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
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I wouldn’t have called that ice cream. It looked like something not picked up at the dog park.
You are talking about her hair….right?
While usually quite funny, I find this group quite scary.
Cuntasaurus? The Harris Administration is so jealous!
Dear Auntie,
You’re the cuntasaurus
AK has wit and intellect; he knows a wonderful woman when he sees her.
Harris is Gross and Crass.
Harris Endangers the lives of men, women and children.
Fearless and empowering, Lydia Cacho Ribeiro rescues victims of sex trafficking.
Unlike Harris whose bandwagon approved tactics is to smear reputations, free violent criminals, rail against wholesome women, and is, by choice, powerless against neoliberalism, Mrs. Ribeiro thinks for herself and she is respected worldwide.