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nkit
nkit
January 8, 2021 2:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 8, 2021 2:16 pm

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Glock-N-Load
Glock-N-Load
  nkit
January 8, 2021 2:31 pm

I think she’s ready for some breakfast sausage.

Muscledawg
Muscledawg
  nkit
January 8, 2021 3:37 pm

I’ve been such a bad girl, please spank me.

Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 10, 2021 3:15 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 8, 2021 2:17 pm

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ELF
ELF
  nkit
January 8, 2021 3:07 pm

Me and Joe love dogs !

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  ELF
January 9, 2021 8:25 am

Me and You ain’t a couple.
I’m a Texan.
Remember??
Remember!

ELF
ELF
  YourAverageJoe
January 9, 2021 10:58 am

To Joe , sorry to have offended you . I’ve got a bad attitude and a sharp tongue .
Let me explain WHY I have such an attitude about Texans .
SOME , are nice people I’m sure .
But it seems that every Texan I’ve run across for the last 50 years thinks
that they are the baddest M-F’ers on the planet .
They think that nobody else in the U.S. is as good as them or worthy of them .
Texans think that they alone saved and defended the U.S.
GOT NEWS FOR ALL YOU TEXANS ,
The U.S. was founded by East Coast Patriots , from the original 13 states .
Texas wasn’t even around then. It was a chunk of Northern Mexico !

OK , so some hardass cowboys went and took it away and turned it into a state ,
GREAT !
But that doesn’t make Texans any more brave or patriotic than anybody else in this
great nation . Plenty of good people FROM OTHER STATES fought in wars to
defend our country .
Both of my grandfathers fought in WW 1 . One was from N.D. , the other from Ohio .
My dad fought in WW2 , he was from Los Angeles .
I was born in N.D. and fought in Nam .
BUT I AM SICK AND TIRED OF TEXANS , OR ANYBODY DISSING ME
AND EVERYBODY ELSE BECAUSE WE CHOOSE TO LIVE IN CALIFORNIA !
this is where my job was . this is where I made a good living .
Texas does not have, or did not have ,the kind work I do .

SO , Texans , some of Ya’ll are probably good people , but please
GET OVER YOURSELVES .

p.s. KAREN , I just know you’re from Texas , so go ahead , down vote away . 🙂

a9racer
a9racer
  ELF
January 9, 2021 11:34 am

We have our own power grid, Mr. Rolling Blackouts

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  ELF
January 9, 2021 6:55 pm

I was born at the National Naval Medical Center at NAS San Diego.
Thank you Dad for moving us the Texas in 1964.
Don’t sweat it ELF, lots of folks envy us.

ELF
ELF
  YourAverageJoe
January 9, 2021 9:17 pm

Joe . I’m not going to get into a pissing match with you .
We can agree to disagree . (but I don’t envy you )
PEACE BROTHER !
See ya next friday 🙂

ELF
ELF
  ELF
January 10, 2021 11:42 am

And Joe , that makes YOU more of a Californian than me .
YOU were born here , I was born in Dakota .

RW8399
RW8399
  ELF
January 10, 2021 8:24 pm

The worst thing you can say to a Texan? Texas is like an old woman’s c*nt- everyone knows it’s down there but no one cares.

nkit
nkit
January 8, 2021 2:17 pm

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Gomer
Gomer
  nkit
January 8, 2021 9:59 pm

Breakfast or Omar repellent?

Mix
Mix
  Gomer
January 10, 2021 3:33 pm

Muslim members of the United States Congress;
Keith Ellison, Minnesota
André Carson, Indiana
Ilhan Omar, Minnesota
Rashida Tlaib, Michigan
Congress passed a law in 1952 that disallowed Muslims from participating in American government because in order to practice Islam you have to practice Sharia Law, which is governing law. Here in America, that is the ultimate conflict of interest. The law was tucked away until 2009, when the 9th Circuit Court of Appeals put a secret hush on it to allow Barack Obama to be President. After that, Muslims started running for office left and right, leading to a Senator, 2 congressmen, 5 mayors and a governor all belonging to the Islamic faith.

The Supreme Court finally weighed in and reversed the 9th Circuit’s injunction, stating that the law was written to “protect religious freedom as much as defend it.” and that the court would be hearing the full case sometime in 2018.

Until then, Muslims in government are once again considered illegal.
The case was never brought to court.

ELF
ELF
  Mix
January 10, 2021 10:46 pm

And of course , mainstream media will NEVER tell you any of this .
Thanks for the info Mix .

nkit
nkit
January 8, 2021 2:18 pm

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DinCO
DinCO
  nkit
January 8, 2021 6:37 pm

Joe at the Dominion & SmartMatic Bowling Alley. All the pins fall even when he throws a gutter ball.

nkit
nkit
January 8, 2021 2:19 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
January 10, 2021 3:36 pm

That’s one furry cock, and funny looking pubes.

nkit
nkit
January 8, 2021 2:19 pm

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nkit
nkit
January 8, 2021 2:20 pm

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Mix
Mix
  nkit
January 10, 2021 3:43 pm

OFF, your welcome.

nkit
nkit
January 8, 2021 2:22 pm
nkit
nkit
January 8, 2021 2:24 pm

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ELF
ELF
  nkit
January 8, 2021 3:12 pm

And same to you nkit , you wall eyed puppy !

nice personality
nice personality
January 8, 2021 3:53 pm

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Wanna Hocka Lugie
Wanna Hocka Lugie
January 8, 2021 5:12 pm
DinCO
DinCO
  Wanna Hocka Lugie
January 8, 2021 6:39 pm

My experience is that there are 3 kinds of people – those that can count and those that can’t.

ELF
ELF
  DinCO
January 8, 2021 7:39 pm

I’m runnin’ outta fingers to count on here ,
let me get back to you on that .

Undiapered in VA ILuvCO2
Undiapered in VA ILuvCO2
  ELF
January 9, 2021 12:23 am

nkit . we need babe fish pics dammit. and no german shepherds? besides that you are the best!

ELF
ELF
  ELF
January 9, 2021 10:33 am

P.S. kiss my ass KAREN ! PPPPBBBBBBBBTTTTTTTTTTTT !
and I fart in your general direction .

Mix
Mix
  ELF
January 10, 2021 3:49 pm

For all the Karen’s here!comment image

Mix
Mix
  Mix
January 10, 2021 3:54 pm

Until 15…comment image

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Mix
January 12, 2021 9:41 am

why is richmond out of his room??