Congress Upset As They’re The Only Criminals Allowed In The Capitol

Via The Babylon Bee

WASHINGTON, D.C.—Congresspeople from both parties condemned the attack on the Capitol that occurred Wednesday, pointing out that they’re the only criminals allowed in the building.

Capitol police removed the unauthorized criminals from the Capitol Building, allowing the officially voted-in criminals to resume operations.

“We would like to remind Americans that we are the only looters allowed in here,” said Nancy Pelosi after order was restored to the House. “Remember, you must show your official congressperson identification to prove you’re an approved looter to get in here. Unauthorized looters will be removed from Capitol grounds.”

“Now, who wants to start some foreign wars?”

After the violent criminals and looters had left the building, Congress resumed voting on acts to inflate our currency, steal more money from Americans, and continue aggression against foreign countries for no reason.

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3 Comments
Kirby
Kirby
January 11, 2021 2:37 pm

My 5 year old could have told Congress they would have been better off spending the $25million on security instead of blowing in on gender education in Pakistan.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  Kirby
January 11, 2021 4:26 pm

Not to worry, they can do both. Now that their pre-planned event has taken place, look for a serious lockdown of “the People’s House” by our betters. Admission to statuary hall will only be allowed to donors who have deposited at least $1,000. Cost to enter the chamber will be $10,000 and it will be a minimum donation of $50,000 to get into any congressional office. On child under the age of 12 will be admitted with the paid attendance of each adult. Children 13 – 18 will be 1/2 the price of an adult.

ReluctantWarrior
ReluctantWarrior
January 12, 2021 7:07 am

We have a criminal congress.