Folks, let us make today, just for one day, a day of reconciliation and unity. Let’s make Joe Biden (notice I did not say Dementia Joe!) proud.
Imagine you have a progressive woke family member, or friend, with whom you are estranged. You are tired of the arguments. You decide that YOU will be the bigger person, that you will swallow your pride, and that you will beseech them to forgive you for your transgressions. Then, to show your sensitivity and humility is real, you specifically list one or two things (or, more) for which you are truly sorry.
Q: What specific thing(s) would you apologize for to a libtard …err, liberal loved one?
To assist you …please do watch the most enjoyable video below. THAT gentleman is truly woke!! TODAY, is your chance to become woke. Don’t blow it.
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Me?
I’m sorry I ate chicken breast yesterday. Chickens are living creatures with feewings, and deserve to live as much as I do. Umm, no! They deserve life even MORE than me!
I’m sorry I asked for white meat. There is no need to bring racism to the table. From now on, I’m going dark.
I’m sorry about calling you a libtard. Words have feelings also. They don’t like being mushed together. Each word has the desire to have it’s own identity. So, from now on, I will refer to you as a “liberal retard”.
I’m sorry I have a penis. Being penis enabled gives me waaay to many privildges and it keeps me from understanding the suffering of women as well as the horrible sufferings of men who love penises other than their own.
I’m sorry I don’t have a bigger penis.
I’m sorry I’m not sorry about anything else, even though I probably should be sorry for everything I’ve ever done and for everything I am, and I’m sorry that even if I spent the next four hours saying I’m sorry you still wouldn’t be happy because you liberal retards are never satisfied and never smile, and I’m really fucking sorry about that!
THE END
I’m sorry for not being sorry.
I’m sorry for realigning my life and friendships with those people and experiences that reaffirm my beliefs and it doesn’t include some very long friendships and family members.
The guy was ironic, the speech was made up for laughs
Really?
Lol! My friend made me a t-shirt for Christmas that says “Sorry, not sorry!😂
The dude in the video is hilarious… Wonder how come his video has not been banned yet for the irony
His videos are constantly demonitized. In fact, I bought one of the T-shirts he sells that says “Demonitized.” Along with a couple of coffee mugs that say “Liberal Tears” and “Liberalism: Find a Cure.”
In case you do not know, that dude is Mark Dice.
Well you’re a sorry lot…
One of Mark Dice’s funnier bits. I would still not wear a “Cops Lives Matter” shirt.
Stucky’s mind is like the Fed’s printing press, it just keeps pumping out postings. The main difference is that the postings are worth more than the fiat.
Answer to QOTD: Screw them!
Thank You ….. they say variety is the spice of life. So, I come up with sh … err, stuff, like this. lol
I was going to write an article about silver … gotta know your audience. But, then I realized such an article by me would be shorter than my manhood. Besides … it seems everybody here is an expert on silver.
I’m sorry I don’t have a bigger penis.
Wait, you have a small penis? How small is small? How big is this penis you’re sorry about having it attached to you? Want to talk about breast sizes?
He has breasts too??? oooohh this isn’t looking good…
Breast size? Pictures or it’s all a LARP.
Gurls wanna know
Pics or it never happened…
😉
Sure, tell me about yours.
Elton John did a song about “sorry seems to be the hardest word.” Perfect for a piece focused on sorry and penises.
I got a little weepy reading this. Sorry. I need to join the group best known for living in Safe rooms, they are my breathren.
Waaahhhh.
What the hell is a “breathren”?
A brotherhood of breathers.
A gaggle of heavy breathers….
What the hell is a “breathren”?
A small wren like bird of the avian species. You can easily recognize them because their tiny chests expand and contract when they fill their tiny lungs with air.
I’m sorry I did not speak out about your idiocy sooner.
I love Mark Dice’s videos. But I would never apologize to a liberal “loved one.” In fact, I’m more likely to not speak to them or be around them. Being around idiots is not my cup of tea.
Thats because they eventually drag you down to their level of stupid and then beat you with it… something along those lines…
So, you choose this …
Over this …
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WWJD??
I don’t think Jesus would have indulged the stupid, especially when the majority of liberals are athiests. He would probably save their ass from a mob, save them in their soul, and then tell them to go and sin no more, like he did with the prostitute.
Good answer!
I’m taking notes …..
On top of that, I have nothing to ask forgiveness for from any liberal, “loved one” or otherwise. I don’t bother them and I expect the same courtesy from them. Keeping them away from me is the best solution. And thank goodness my closest relatives are not liberal lunatics.
What would Josh do? He’s my nephew, he’s smart.
WWJD??
Jesus would have whacked them with a three foot length of rebar that had duct tape wrapped around one end. Jesus wasn’t a pussy and he sure as shit wouldn’t put up with the leftist commies and their godless BS.
That would be an excellent Doctoral Thesis.
That would be an excellent Doctoral Thesis.
Only if tied in with the penis size controversy.
Agreed! Jesus was a ripped carpenter, not a sissified pussy. He threw the money changers out of the temple! Like to see some libtard, oh, sorry, liberal retard do that.
Saying you’re sorry is not the same as forgiving.
Tell you to sell your cape and buy a sword…
Way ahead of his time?
Sorry for getting back up every time life knocked me down. (sometimes I stayed down longer than I should have)
Sorry for having a job cutting lawns starting in 8th grade and saving my money to buy things.
Sorry for getting a college education, my major having employment opportunities, working in my major and pay taxes the last 40 years.
Sorry for marrying, raising a family, and trying to limit our family dysfunction to within.
I have more, but I will end with sorry I found TBP that has broadened my horizon!
I love how Land o Lakes removed the squaw from their lands and kept said lands!
Nope,I am not sorry at all!
Well if I were fart or burp. I would.
I’m sorry I have some Useful Idiots for relatives and ex-friends. Stupid people give me a bad rash so I can stand it that they avoid me with a passion. They all choose to live in big cities but I choose to live on my farm and I know how that is going to work out: God and I will bless the people who love Him and who do not serve the Devil and Democrats. I’m sorry that I wasn’t a light to them when they went off the Path into the ditch; I pray that they and other lost Americans have an epiphany and become good Christians, and that God let Satan take the ones that won’t forsake Evil ASAP; the godless say otherwise but whenever someone seeks to murder a Christian, God does permit self Defense.
The best defense is a good offense. Let God sort ’em out.
I’m sorry for calling my Progressive “friends” assholes and not calling them by their proper name. From now on, I will call them: dumb fuck, pond-scum, shithead, assholes.
Let us all join the “Sorry” revolution…
In all moments of our lives, we must be sorry for every step we take for it will be offensive to someone somewhere for something. We must shed tears of grand misery for our existence causes great harm upon everyone at all times. It is important to prostrate (no, that’s not prostate) and let all those that feel entitled to trample on all those of us unworthy to be more than dirt.
So please be “Sorry” for living… it’s only right.
I’m sorry liberals weren’t brained at birth.
You must be daft even in jest. I’d much rather send ‘them’ to hell. xxoo
I am truly sorry. In fact, I’m the sorriest son-of-a-bitch I know. And I know a lot of sorry sunsabitches.
I’m about as sorry a sumbitch as any of the sorry sunsabitches you know and I know good and damned well you have got a sorry bunch of ’em up there even though we got more than our share of the sorry sumbitches here too.
Whee~ that was fun.
Whee~ that was fun.
Isn’t it, though?
Well said Mags!!!
I’m sorry I ever called you my friend.
I’m sorry I have to share a familial relationship with you.
I’m sorry that you are still breathing, voting, breeding, and influencing others with your bullshit.
I’m sorry that your mother didn’t abort you or kill you in your crib.
I’m sorry that the local serial killer didn’t come across you instead of that other kid he killed.
I’m sorry that your daddy’s sperm found your mother’s egg.
I’m sorry that I waited this long to tell you what a complete and total waste of human existence you are.
Is that enough apologizing? This is beginning to almost make me feel bad…..NOT.
I’m sorry for all of the times that I tried to ‘splain to you that the media is lying to you, that big pharma does not want to heal you, that big ag wants to pump you full of pesticides and empty gmo calories to keep you sick, that big government treats you like a tax cow because that is what you are to them, and that the elites invented covid in order to dehumanize you (to their own eyes) before the great culling begins, because you are actually a living effigy in the bonfire for the “death of care” . . . because I failed, miserably, to break through the fog of “brainwash” that surrounds you like smoke. I understand that it is not because you are stoopid, necessarily, but because you are too trusting of criminals, too lazy to investigate further, or too indoctrinated to . . . to . . . disindoctrinate. I’m sorry that I failed, and that you perceive to be shepherds . . . whom I know to be wolves.
Nicely expressed, Niebo. Accurate, vehement and yet poignant in a lost cause way…
Too late for apologies. It’s on like stupid on AOC.
Enemies of the State vs. Enemies of the People
By Frank MieleFebruary 01, 2021
Enemies of the State vs. Enemies of the PeopleAP Photo/Pablo Martinez Monsivais
I didn’t declare war on the establishment; it declared war on me.
It declared war on me when it supported energy policies that could enrich Saudi Arabia and Russia and would cost me more money at the gas pump or on my power bill.
It declared war on me when it told me my ideas weren’t worthy of debate and discussion or that they were even so dangerous they couldn’t be shared publicly.
It declared war on me when it used the police powers of the FBI and CIA to first spy on a presidential candidate and then worked to undermine the administration of that candidate after he was elected.
It declared war on me when it told me my religious beliefs did not deserve the protection of the First Amendment.
It declared war on me when it told me boys could compete against girls in high school sports and that they could shower together afterwards.
It declared war on me when it offered citizenship to illegal aliens and shipped American jobs to China.
It declared war on me when it mocked the usefulness of a wall on the Mexican border and simultaneously put up a razor-wire fence around the Capitol.
It declared war on me when it tried to defund the police so that millions of Americans would be left defenseless against mobs from antifa and Black Lives Matter.
It declared war on me when it said America was never great.
It declared war on me when it told my children they are not good enough because they are white.
It declared war on me when it said that defending the Constitution’s rules on federal elections is sedition.
It declared war on me when it told me that I was a domestic terrorist if I didn’t believe the government’s official pronouncements about elections, about free speech, and about right and wrong.
Let’s just say it plainly: The establishment declared war on me and on all conservative Americans when it decided that leftist orthodoxy was more important than the Constitution.
https://www.realclearpolitics.com/articles/2021/02/01/enemies_of_the_state_vs_enemies_of_the_people_145145.html
I’m not sorry, blow me.
Succinct!!!!!!!!
I’m sorry you wasted your and my time telling me how sorry you are. Sorry about that.
Something I was wrong about, and the liberals were right on? That’s the sort of thing that should happen, in that there are a lot of liberals…
On the other hand, just because there are a lot of liberals, that doesn’t mean they agree on everything. Even if a liberal says something, I disagree, and then I learn he was right and I was wrong, that doesn’t mean, the liberals were right, and I was wrong. Thinking about it that way, there aren’t really a lot of beliefs that define what it is to be a liberal. That is, if liberalism is only set [A,B,C,D,E,F], then it’s perfectly plausible that every one of those statements is false, and thus, it becomes impossible to say anything correct that isn’t either anti-liberal, apolitical, or generally accepted. So, there seem to be some definition issues at play here.
Of course, there are issues where I’ve always agreed with liberals, but that can’t become something where I was wrong and they were right.
With that said, I’ve come to support the idea of systemic racism more so than in the past. Unfortunately, the liberals are only correct here in the broadest manner, that is, I don’t think liberals really grasp how systemic racism works. Systemic racism isn’t so much about racial profiling, but criminalizing behavior that’s black-like, even though it doesn’t really hurt anyone. It’s not about biased job interviews, but requiring irrelevant credentials that are purposefully difficult for blacks to obtain. It’s about mandating red tape that blacks can’t follow, and pointless expenses that blacks can’t pay. In short, it’s about criminalizing drugs, demanding you learn calculus to become a hair stylist, mandating arbitrary complex building codes even though blacks have been perfectly able to build safe operational houses for millennia, requiring you pay a doctor money you don’t have, so that he’ll give you the right to buy a drug you know you need, at exorbitant prices that are nowhere near the cost of production.
Unfortunately, all of this first requires a concept of race realism. Once you understand racial differences, you understand how to systematically bias a process such that it reliably favours one race over the other, even without ever directly mentioning race.
On that note, the real seed of systemic racism, isn’t so much people saying “I don’t like blacks, I want to hurt them” as “I want the system to favour me, I wonder how I can stack it in my favour?”. The natural conclusion is, basically, [Criminalize any behavior atypical of myself and my allies, make any skill typical of me and my allies mandatory, pump assets owned by me and my allies, devalue assets not owned by me and my allies]. As long as set [me and my allies] is delineated along racial lines, you’ll get systemic racism out of that.
Anyway, I’m sorry for respecting science, for being opposed to violence against people who had it coming (mostly girls who choose to hang out with thuggish men, and gangsters who knowingly participate in a system that gets them hurt. Honorable mention: anyone who steps into North Korea.), treating building permits as anything other than graft, and imagining that you need a high per capita gdp to live comfortably. I’m not sure liberals would agree with me here, but they did convince me.
I never say I am sorry. If I have wronged someone I ask for forgiveness.
Here we go again using absurdity in the hope that some minds will be changed as the white genocide continues unabated. We underestimate the enemy. Let’s take all of our complaining and creative energy and organize a resistance. Let’s commence the crusaders to save western civilization. Mark could be a founding member.