WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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Something just seems a tad off with the Firefly family from House of a 1,000 Corpses here. Perhaps it’s the cute pink bunny, perhaps not. But something just seems not quite right.

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Fun fact: The baby at issue in Roe v. Wade was actually born a few months into trial and was about 3 years old when the decision came down from the Supreme Court….I’m sure that was a fun convo! Roe also had 3 more kids. Okay, now have fun yelling at each other about abortion. I’m leaving.

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If you look at it as an ass wearing a fancy hat it looks better than a skirt that’s too short. The beauty of perspective everybody.

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Whatever your personal stance on giving money to homeless people might be, I personally enjoy honesty and reward it.

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Seems legit to me…at least for a Walmart Superman that is.

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Is that Rainbow Brite all grown up??

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Girl, it looks like Xzibit pimped yo weave! Hot DAMN!

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I don’t think you understand how clothing works. Like at all.

Well, I have my own place so I’m good on that part. Hopefully you find your new roommate soon. But more importantly I like this mobile personal ad you’ve got going on. In fact, I shall call it “Craigslisting” and I declare that it is the new viral trend. Now get your asses to Walmart & send us some pics of you Craigslisting!

Let me tell you what I wish I tawt I taw. I wish one of those furries would dress up like Sylvester and finally take care of your dumb ass without that damn bulldog or old lady interfering. It would certainly make my life better.

Nothing makes me happier than visual proof of how dumb somebody is.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
February 20, 2021 11:53 am

That’s NOT a pimped out weave. That’s a partially shaved Wookie.

clayusmcret
clayusmcret
February 20, 2021 12:04 pm

The kids in the first photo (clowns) are either going to get psychological help, or we’re going to hear about them on a crime drama in 10-20 years.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  clayusmcret
February 20, 2021 1:31 pm

Their upbringing is probably more “stable” and “normal” than 90% of the rest of the folks currently shopping there.

Llpoh
Llpoh
  MrLiberty
February 20, 2021 9:46 pm

I agree. I thought the kid might actually benefit from being around adults with a sense of humor.

brian
brian
February 20, 2021 12:11 pm

Now these Wallyworld denizens that keep popping up dressed as who knows what I’m convinced is just people around halloween dressing up for the days around that holiday. I really didn’t believe people could wear clothing like seen here of shit stained pants etc… I was wrong.

We were in Santa Rosa a couple years back visiting our son. We went to a nearby wallies for some truck box tie downs, mistake number one. When we entered the store it was not a holiday, or specialty any day and started to department hunt. We walked maybe two aisles and the freak show was enough that we got out asap. My son later told me thats typical there and they upscale to costco only. True enough, didn’t see any shit stained patrons at costco but a lot of chunky monkeys. Best day was the day we left Commiefornia for Kansas to visit long time friends.

Harrington Richardson: Sans Remorse
Harrington Richardson: Sans Remorse
  brian
February 20, 2021 1:39 pm

I thought it was just funny random stuff too. One day last year I went to the local store and it outdid the average weekly compilation by a wide margin.

Wilbert Harrison
Wilbert Harrison
February 20, 2021 6:34 pm

It was over 35 years ago when I saw The Gas Hose trailing alongside a very nice, very big SUV driven by what appeared to be a Soccer Mom who was in some kind of a hurry. That much I could sorta understand.

What I could not understand was she was a good 3/4 mile from the nearest gas station, still going along like gangbusters. Had a buddy who would say that’s just the kind of woman who would always forget to take her pill every day-his wife and first son were a perfect example.

Depressed Aussie
Depressed Aussie
February 20, 2021 9:33 pm

The gas station mishap is a classic. You can tell the moron never checks his mirrors either

Wilbert Harrison
Wilbert Harrison
  Depressed Aussie
February 20, 2021 11:31 pm

I have seen a lot of similar photos in the last few years. Got to thinking about it-there must be a weak point engineered into hose system so it breaks off way back at the pump end. Maybe to keep flowing gasoline near the pump and not all over the vehicle with the woman inside using her phone???

Gregabob
Gregabob
  Wilbert Harrison
February 21, 2021 12:00 pm

There’s an automatic shutoff built into the pump and a breakaway fitting on the hose to prevent spills when distracted maroons drive off with the hose still in the tank filler.