GOVERNMENT & MEDIA RIDICULE

gas prices shooting up faster than biden vote count 4am

rachel maddow msnbc does matter what trump says what we tell you he meant

ted cruz cancun media bill clinton epstein 26 trips crickets

evening news heres what we want you to think

babylon bee after becoming senate budget chair bernie sanders googles what is budget

joe biden crude oil barrel price increase months

kid cages let me go joe biden kamala harris storage shed

quote kamala harris biden will do anything for china took billion

kid defend your answer sarge machine gun

worst of obama bush forever wars dementia china joe biden superhero

message wont concede gun rights 2 weeks flatten curve now no face

media democratic party throwing andrew cuomo out of car

mom politically correct definition giving up opinions to appease whiny crybabies

message imagine holding exact views teachers politicisn media hollywood corporation opposing system

tweet cydni beer sex ed taught 3rd pregnancy

this show boring boss zoom conference

sign zest cafe almond milk chalk

tweet daphne wear mask cdc dont eat raw cookie dough see you in hell

tweet colton duncan cancelled characters mr potato head

tweet caleb hearon somebody needs held accountable for my choices not me

kermit rehab commercial comes everyone looks at you

quote jair bolsonaro brazil biden is thug elected president is trump

babylon bee 12 more disney content warning shows

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20 Comments
Ed
Ed
March 1, 2021 11:28 am

The kid defending his answer belongs here with me, shitposting his ass off.

musket
musket
  Ed
March 1, 2021 12:00 pm

That was really good. Kid’s got a future……

RiNS
RiNS
March 1, 2021 12:16 pm
Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  RiNS
March 1, 2021 6:49 pm

Andrew, for some reason known only to democrats, has committed an unpardonable sin and is rapidly and repeatedly being tossed under the bus. Most democrats can easily shrug off sexual perversions and inappropriate sexual behaviours, look to Bill and Biden et fil for that. Mass murders? Silly, those aren’t so bad either. Nope, Cuomo has offended the wrong person and must go. Wonder if DeBlasio will take his place?

psbindy
psbindy
March 1, 2021 2:16 pm

Maybe you’ll enjoy a peek into the mind of a ten/eleven year old boy.

Notice the Indian maiden on old Land-O-Lakes butter packages is holding a L-O-L box right in front of her boobs. The box was removed several years before the maiden herself was erased. Also notice her knees are exposed just past her skirt hem.

Well, a bit of surgery with an Xacto knife to remove the butter package she’s holding, and some careful folding to place her kneecaps in the newly created window and Wah-La! (Ten/eleven year old boys don’t spell voila.) A little Indian maid offering her Ta-Tas in a gesture of friendship. It’s as if the graphic artist made that logo with this in mind. Couldn’t be more perfect.

Ten or so years later I showed this to a pretty little nurse I was dating. She carried it in her purse and showed it to all her friends for the couple of years we were together. Maybe she still has it.

Stucky
Stucky
  psbindy
March 1, 2021 2:50 pm

Here’s the butter box trick …

psbindy
psbindy
  Stucky
March 1, 2021 3:54 pm

LOL! I never used the flap. I like it!

ironslug
ironslug
  Stucky
March 1, 2021 8:40 pm

Brilliant!

Niebo
Niebo
  ironslug
March 1, 2021 9:57 pm

LOL

JimmyTorpedo
JimmyTorpedo
  Stucky
March 2, 2021 8:27 pm

a trick so controversial,.. it is a good idea to keep your Beretta 92fs close at hand while doing it

ant7
ant7
March 1, 2021 3:22 pm

“Imagine holding the same exact views as your teachers, all of your friends, every politician, everyone in Hollywood, the entire media class, every major corporation and still honestly believing that you are opposing ‘the system’.”

easy. by “the system” they mean reality.

Ken31
Ken31
March 1, 2021 5:02 pm

I haven’t been anywhere in a few weeks. I got sticker shock at the gas pump.

Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
March 2, 2021 12:29 am

The answer to what being politically correct is has to be the best. But there were so many good ones.

Depressed Aussie
Depressed Aussie
March 2, 2021 2:01 am

Kudos to the Almond artist. As off putting as it is I would buy some just for the excellent sign

Zombiedawgreturns
Zombiedawgreturns
March 2, 2021 2:01 am

Poor old Australia bringing up the rear in the cancel culture BS.
No more “Coon” cheese.
Next will be the Streets “Gaytime” icecreams and “Chicos” brown jelly babies ☺

Next they’ll do place names.😅
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Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  Zombiedawgreturns
March 2, 2021 2:13 am

I wonder what they’ll rename Hooker Park, Titwood and Dancing Dicks Creek.

Russ Wood
Russ Wood
  Zombiedawgreturns
March 2, 2021 4:46 am

Well, over the weekend, the South African ANC government renamed the city of Port Elizabeth to the unpronounceable (to whiteys) Khoisan name of “Gqeberha” – which is apparently meaningless and was probably done to p*ss off said whiteys!

Anonymous
Anonymous
March 2, 2021 2:09 am
Vixen Vic
Vixen Vic
  Anonymous
March 2, 2021 2:19 am

One of the best rants ever. And he’s right.

Freddy Uranus
Freddy Uranus
  Anonymous
March 2, 2021 8:17 am

Actually a comic named Jonathon Pie. He has some epic rants.