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Suds
Suds
March 5, 2021 11:37 am

a la Nkit…who is this woman?
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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
  Suds
March 5, 2021 12:25 pm

Valerie Perrine?

Suds
Suds
  Doctor de Vaca
March 5, 2021 12:29 pm

winner, winner, chicken dinner. but, I knew I wouldn’t get that past you, Doc.
BTW…good job with submissions today.

Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
  Suds
March 5, 2021 1:04 pm

Back at ya on your contributions as well 👍

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 11:37 am

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MistaShapeShifta
MistaShapeShifta
  MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 8:07 pm

She got him with a Hamlock maneuver.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 9:39 pm

Dude did a nice shoulder roll.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 11:38 am

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
  MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 1:05 pm

That’s sweet

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 11:40 am

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Gomer
Gomer
  MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 12:40 pm

Low budget transitioning.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 11:41 am

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abate
abate
  MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 6:07 pm

Powdered milk?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  abate
March 6, 2021 12:40 am

Who cares?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 11:42 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 12:01 pm

Snooker hooker.

Gomer
Gomer
  MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 1:57 pm

I could not manage that shot, my balls would be smack’n her thighs.

Suds
Suds
March 5, 2021 11:42 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  Suds
March 5, 2021 12:12 pm

They just need to tweak the content to make it acceptable.

“I do not like green eggs and ham. I like Wet Ass Pussy, Ram-I-Am.”

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Bob P
March 5, 2021 2:00 pm

Downvoted by an Irish chicken rancher?

GT_Void
GT_Void
  Suds
March 5, 2021 7:36 pm

AND, Cardi B is a known tranny MTF.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 11:44 am

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 9:49 pm

Mom, watch it…

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 11:45 am

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Tree Mike
Tree Mike
  MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 3:58 pm

That looks like San Diego.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Tree Mike
March 5, 2021 9:50 pm

Carmen?

brian
brian
March 5, 2021 11:45 am

Fire this puppy up and it’ll burn…
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Bob P
Bob P
  brian
March 5, 2021 12:18 pm

Harley-Davidsons just aren’t the same since the Green New Deal kicked in.

kc
kc
  brian
March 5, 2021 12:27 pm

basket weaving at grandpa’s craft meeting.

Gomer
Gomer
  brian
March 5, 2021 12:45 pm

Flower pots re…cycled.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  brian
March 7, 2021 3:49 pm

One wicker-looking Harley!

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 11:46 am

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
  MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 12:27 pm

Prepping for Governor Polis’ day without meat.

Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 12:31 pm

Haute cuisine if Bill Gates gets his way.

kc
kc
  MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 12:31 pm

Vaccine??? I don’t need no vaccines ….

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 9:51 pm

I had a pet rock once.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
March 7, 2021 3:51 pm

Definitely a future swollower.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 11:48 am

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kc
kc
  MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 12:30 pm

her life story must be an interesting 1 …

Fatman from Oz
Fatman from Oz
  MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 2:39 pm

Another tattoo “fashion trend” fuckwit.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 7:22 pm

Disgusting

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  MrLiberty
March 6, 2021 6:34 am

She speak with forked tongue.

brian
brian
March 5, 2021 11:48 am

Mom said… that pretty much says everything you need to know right there.
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Bob P
Bob P
  brian
March 5, 2021 12:38 pm

I see they’re all running away from him.

Gomer
Gomer
  brian
March 5, 2021 12:48 pm

He’s looking for a Marathon John.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 11:51 am

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 11:52 am

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brian
brian
March 5, 2021 11:53 am

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kc
kc
  brian
March 5, 2021 12:33 pm

police don’t knock….

brian
brian
  kc
March 5, 2021 1:11 pm

Yeah they do… its called a ram.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 11:53 am

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Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 12:41 pm

Okay the window is clean but my face is filthy.

anthony aaron
anthony aaron
  MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 12:50 pm

What we have here is … 

brian
brian
  MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 1:13 pm

from the movie Cool Hand Luke

Gregabob
Gregabob
  MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 3:27 pm

Lucille!

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
  MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 8:01 pm

Takin them off here Boss.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 9:53 pm

Takin em off here boss!

Anonymous
Anonymous
  MrLiberty
March 6, 2021 12:43 am

Cool Hand Luke.

nkit
nkit
March 5, 2021 12:00 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 5, 2021 12:00 pm

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brian
brian
March 5, 2021 12:02 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  brian
March 5, 2021 1:18 pm

From the CATO Institute’s 2020 “Human Freedom Index” summary (CATO is one of those “beltway libertarian” thinktanks that pretty much sold out a long time ago):

“The jurisdictions that took the top 10 places, in order, were New Zealand, Switzerland, Hong Kong, Denmark, Australia, Canada, Ireland, Estonia, and Germany and Sweden (tied in 9th place). Selected countries rank as follows: Japan (11), the United Kingdom and the United States (tied in 17th place), Taiwan (19), South Korea (26), Chile (30), France (33), South Africa (68), Argentina (70), Mexico (86), Brazil (88), Kenya (93), India (111), Russia (115), Turkey (119), China (129), Saudi Arabia (151), Egypt (157), Iran (158), Venezuela (160), and Syria (162).”

https://www.cato.org/human-freedom-index/2020

Bob P
Bob P
  MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 1:52 pm

Trudeau has people traveling to Canada kidnapped and placed in hotels for quarantine. We deserve no higher than 100th place.

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  Bob P
March 5, 2021 2:05 pm

My sister in law lives in B.C. She has a friend in Alberta who says that her gardening club cannot meet except by zoom, and that the city regulations ban them from sharing tools (I guess most live in apartments, so share tools to minimize storage issues). First, WTF, and second, screw the government, get out in the sun and enjoy your life.

brian
brian
  MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 3:59 pm

Zombies to the right of me, Zombies to the left. Here I am stuck in the middle.

BC is bad but it seems Alberta is trying for first place in stupid.

Daniel Silvan
Daniel Silvan
  brian
March 5, 2021 6:05 pm

It doesn’t get any better the further East you go. I’d say worse actually.

Jeff
Jeff
  MrLiberty
March 5, 2021 3:25 pm

I’ve been noticing a lot lately just how free Hong Kong is. And New Zealand has been slipping away from freedom for some now. But, like you said, it is the CATO Inst.

a9racer
a9racer
  MrLiberty
March 6, 2021 9:17 am

New Zealand, right. After Christchurch, they took everyone’s guns.

nkit
nkit
March 5, 2021 12:02 pm

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
  nkit
March 5, 2021 12:28 pm

DÍA los Muertes

Gomer
Gomer
  nkit
March 5, 2021 12:50 pm

Judging from her flapping skirt, she is the one who burned down the out house.

nkit
nkit
March 5, 2021 12:02 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 5, 2021 12:42 pm

Now there’s a bad omen.

nkit
nkit
March 5, 2021 12:03 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 7, 2021 3:57 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 5, 2021 12:03 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 5, 2021 1:53 pm

Teaching white boys their place.

bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  Bob P
March 5, 2021 10:48 pm

Nothing runs like a deere.

nkit
nkit
March 5, 2021 12:04 pm

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Remo
Remo
  nkit
March 5, 2021 3:29 pm

So that’s why the chips are always smashed up.

todd
todd
  Remo
March 5, 2021 4:00 pm

that’s just “some settling that occurs in transit”

prester kahn
prester kahn
  Remo
March 6, 2021 12:54 am

That’s the “seal the bottom and cut” step before the now separated bags get filled and sealed at the top.

nkit
nkit
March 5, 2021 12:04 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 5, 2021 12:05 pm

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brian
brian
March 5, 2021 12:05 pm

The ferry across to the best camping sites.comment image?quality=85&strip=info&w=600

nkit
nkit
March 5, 2021 12:05 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 5, 2021 12:56 pm

Outa my way! The liquor store closes in two minutes.

nkit
nkit
March 5, 2021 12:06 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 5, 2021 3:48 pm

The one in the back has a lower price marked on it.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 5, 2021 10:00 pm

Not a top shelf type.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 7, 2021 4:09 pm

And today…comment imagecomment image

nkit
nkit
March 5, 2021 12:06 pm

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
  nkit
March 5, 2021 12:29 pm

That’s going to leave a mark

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 5, 2021 1:00 pm

Daddy, did you see my hit?

MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
March 5, 2021 1:20 pm

You can almost hear the aluminum “clink” even on this silent gif.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 5, 2021 10:02 pm

Young Lizzie learning her swing.

nkit
nkit
March 5, 2021 12:07 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 7, 2021 4:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 5, 2021 12:07 pm

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brian
brian
  nkit
March 5, 2021 1:15 pm

Dead dog in my house…

brian
brian
March 5, 2021 12:07 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 5, 2021 12:08 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 7, 2021 4:20 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 5, 2021 12:08 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 5, 2021 1:03 pm

I think a jump shot would be even more entertaining.

nkit
nkit
March 5, 2021 12:09 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 7, 2021 4:25 pm

nkit and cat gifs………….comment image

nkit
nkit
March 5, 2021 12:09 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 5, 2021 12:41 pm

Paczki.
(poonch-key)
Polish stuffed donuts.
(jelly, custard, etc., & sugared or glazed)
Fat Tuesday.
Ash Wednesday.
Lent.
Sacriment of reconciliation /
Acknowledgement of sin.
(v. to miss the mark)
Giving of Alms.
Abstinence from excess / extreme.
Holy Thursday.
Good Friday.
A crucifixion.
Holy Saturday.
Sadness, mourning, the blessing of food.
Easter Sunday.
Resurrection.
The victory over sin and death.
Belief and Faith.
In things unseen.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Anonymous
March 7, 2021 4:26 pm

Polish?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 5, 2021 10:04 pm

Hey I got an idea…

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 6, 2021 1:04 pm

You should see how they make donuts.

nkit
nkit
March 5, 2021 12:10 pm

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MrLiberty
MrLiberty
  nkit
March 5, 2021 12:16 pm

The possibilities………..

nkit
nkit
March 5, 2021 12:10 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 5, 2021 12:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 5, 2021 12:11 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 5, 2021 12:12 pm

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Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 5, 2021 1:11 pm

Neither the Autobots nor the Decepticons wanted Hervé the midget transformer so he was forced to make a living earning batteries on the streets of New York.

nkit
nkit
March 5, 2021 12:12 pm

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
  nkit
March 5, 2021 12:31 pm

Whiskey Tango Foxtrot? Who keeps a Capybara as a pet?

Anonymous
Anonymous
  Doctor de Vaca
March 5, 2021 9:41 pm

along with a miniature horse acting as a surrogate mother to a pile of kittens

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 7, 2021 4:30 pm

nkit and cat gifs…….comment image

nkit
nkit
March 5, 2021 12:13 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 5, 2021 12:13 pm

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
  nkit
March 5, 2021 12:31 pm

Bob P getting a massage in Vegas?

Bob P
Bob P
  nkit
March 5, 2021 1:13 pm

Hakuna Matata, baby.

nkit
nkit
March 5, 2021 12:14 pm

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Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 7, 2021 4:41 pm

nkit and soccer gifs……comment image
redheads and Asian hotties coming?

nkit
nkit
March 5, 2021 12:14 pm

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nkit
nkit
March 5, 2021 12:15 pm

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bridgeportbob
bridgeportbob
  nkit
March 5, 2021 10:56 pm

He’s just talkin’ trash.

nkit
nkit
March 5, 2021 12:15 pm

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Doctor de Vaca
Doctor de Vaca
  nkit
March 5, 2021 1:06 pm

Ok, goats like cats are the F’ng spawn of Satan

YourAverageJoe
YourAverageJoe
  Doctor de Vaca
March 6, 2021 6:51 am

I’m surprised cats don’t have horns.

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 5, 2021 10:09 pm

Herd ya later dude

Anonymous
Anonymous
  nkit
March 6, 2021 12:53 am

Not what I think of when they say Puppy Bowl.