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Heil the bus!
I see one about every week. Creepy looking character…I wonder if they play “Deutschland Uber Alles” on the PA system upon request.
Troll alert…attention Admin….Troll alert
Do you have to provide your own donkey and webcam?
Just for old times sake…….
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Lusting over a woman who would never have sex with you in a million years. Now that is truly funny!
Then I must be hilarious.
Only if you are gay.
I’m sure you’ve done it yourself but weren’t aware of it at the time. Too bad you can’t read minds. It would have saved you the effort.
It’s all I got.
Bless you Dawg!
Thank you
TangoCharlie? Is that a reverse camel toe? and what would that look like?
Couldn’t resist one more……..
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https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9543122176/hAD1FCB55/person-presenting-humanitys-next-problem
https://i.chzbgr.com/full/9543120640/h6BBEB130/red-panda-women-they-wear-same-shirt-men-they-wear-same-shirt
Hahahahaha…that’s funny I don’t care who you are
https://i.chzbgr.com/full/7757967360/h8715447F/a-world-of-pure-imagination
We can’t call the woke people pigs anymore… Pigs are smarter than those idjiots.
https://www.unexplained-mysteries.com/news/343818/scientists-teach-pigs-how-to-play-video-games
Arnold Ziffle showed us that on Green Acres.
Mr Douglas asked Fred why Arnold was watching the front loading washing machine. “Oh Mr Douglas, you ruined his day. Arnold thinks it’s a submarine movie.”
Only in California
https://i.chzbgr.com/full/8258791424/h80F4ADA7/i-dont-think-we-can-communicate-how-bad-of-a-typo-this-was
A degree in Psyops
For the sake of our species, push this one onto the tracks just before the train arrives.
Don’t worry, spuddy, the leftists have pronounced you gender neutral now, so sit down and relieve yourself, then get some lady parts and play with yourself.
I’ll take an order of Fweedom Fwies, pwease. Mwahahah
Check Amazon, there is actually a company called Soylent Green marketing food products right now.
I’ve seen that…sick bastards
Oil can opener and spout.
And it beat the hell out of a church key and a funnel.
A proctologist’s tool in the new and improved upcoming Great Reset …
You will enjoy it … or else …
Swab protector…
I certainly used those back in the day, but from that angle and the amount of time that has passed I thought it was some sort of speculum actually…
Gay sex lubrication device?
when everything came in a can.
It’s the result of the Tin Man after he became the Tin Woman.
my brother works at a marine supply/repair shop–one day several years ago i stopped by to give him something & i had parked in front of the trailer repair shop–
we stood out by my truck talking 4 a few minutes b4 i left & one of the trailer mechanics came out to ask him something–he was a kid of about 21-22–he glanced in the bed of my truck & saw my bumper jack,”what the hell is that?”
definitely made me feel my age–
I choose to rent high-class call girls in Las Vegas non-stop until I have a fatal heart attack or my wife kills me for spending all our savings.
She may pre-emptively kill you if you mention vegas.
If she were facing the other way I would be looking forward to a crash.
TGIF!
this doesn’t compare to smooth whiskey or scotch, but, every once in a while, variety is spice.
Best Bloody Mix: Zing Zang. Try it. You might like it.
BOTTOMS UP!
Laphroaig…!
I hope your dad’s feeling better, prayers from the Great White North.
To protect the poppy fields of Assganistan to make the cia money, ya right.
What you talkin’ about Willis?
We met at the airport in Boston. She was just sitting there, lovely as can be, and before you know it we were kissing. She scared the hell out of me when she woke up screaming.
WTF, didn’t he have friends?
I found an Almond Joy sitting on the ground underneath an almond tree, so I picked it up and ate it. I don’t recommend doing this; it tasted like shit.
Sure it wasn’t a baby ruth?
Caddyshack?
If you are lost in the wilderness and find these, they will keep you from starving to death. You can use the entire plant if you know how.
Burning them will keep the mosquitos away as well.
Hey bear, eat this fucker, too.
F the down vote person Bob P
I resemble that remark.
Poor guy couldn’t hold it any longer.
Well timed piss break
We’ve seen this b4. Why was there a camera set up to watch this guy drain-a-vein?
Just wondering…………
yeah. suspicious, but if staged, or photo shopped, it’s impressive talent.
To “prove” it is “real”.
Someone stopped to film this guy pissing and got this? Mr. Lucky, he ain’t!
If this here car is rock’n…
Hello, Insurance Company, a rock hit my windshield. I think the car is totaled.
Normally that would scare the piss out of you, but since he was already going, it had the opposite effect and stopped the flow abruptly. Owww!
Somewhere near Boulder I’d guess
Could be outskirts of Granite.
It was probably one of the silk-screened tags.
That’s a big ass mistake if your’e on social media looking for likes.
and not in Karens’ direction.
I’m extremely amazed that it remains on. That cat has to be drugged
Yep, cat ownership is a common mistake made by people of all walks of life.
Axe me how I know….
It will be easier for the cat to claw back it’s freedoms.
We had a feral tom who decided he was going to move in with us. We had him neutered, 186 bucks, and haven’t seen him since…
I’d have done it for free.
lmao….your kindness and love for cats is well-noted here…
I wouldn’t hang around either…
That’s not a cat. She got takeout for supper.
Chinese “fast”food.
At least it’ll still be warm when she gets it home.
I sense, you are correct.
What if it’s a porn movie?
I bet they all stay home though because they don’t like to travel… around. (Pa dum tish)
Ah, silly fools. The Flat Earth Society is an op designed to make true, knowing and knowledgeable “flat”-Earthers look crazy- like how “Trumpers” rioted at the capital when in fact it was political operatives. Open your eyes, nothing is as it seems.
I would really enjoy watching a debate between these flat earth morons and the hollow earther idiots. Could be some entertaining shit.
Well, where we are is the entire world controlled by leftist lunatics ruining our way of life, but a large glass of whisky and Friday Fail makes reality fade away for a while.
The problem is that the mass of sheeple do the reverse:
Enjoy where they are (usually by forgetting where they’ve been) so much they take no time to watch out for what’s just ahead of all of us.
I don’t know about anybody else, but “Calvin and Hobbes” was the greatest comic strip, EVER!!!!……I really miss them……
Very timely Dr as I just moved from entire life of life in Ct, MA to SC and totally love it and yeah I in process of buying my first home here while enjoying it, makes no sense at my age and others on site, but thank you! I am home with like minded Trump people
Hat tip JJ
and for another:
Boob job= she gets paid to show her tits.
Speed bumps cuz fast cars make her hot!
effin’ torpedoes….
Mrs. Kalitta 1967
Conrad “Connie” Kalitta (born February 24, 1938, in Michigan) is the CEO of Kalitta Air and a retired American drag racing driver, once known as “The Bounty Hunter”.He grew up in Mount Clemens, Michigan, and was a 1957 graduate of Mount Clemens High School. He raced from the 1950s through the 1990s. He was the first driver to hit 200 mph in an NHRA sanctioned event. He also helped Shirley Muldowney get started (in the “Bounty Huntress” car).
Net Worth $10 Million.
Cheers it’s the weekend
Cheers? Where’s Dianne?
She’s behind the bar! See the smiling barkeep?
Falstaff…Dizzy Dean advertisements from my youth were great… “Pardner, it’s good!”
Everybody gets a shot except Cow Dr. and he gets the rest of the bottle and coke chaser.
I like that!
Whiskey for my men; Beer for my horses.
She probably has several others to match her outfits too complements of sugar daddys .
Wonder why we never see a fat, ugly SJW chick leaning against luxury convertible?
One lucky bovine gave up it’s hide just to be her seat cover.
Yeah, but can she even drive a stick shift?
She ain’t driving that with those shoes!
Looks like Claudia Schiffer.
Obligatory Food Porn…smother it in Green Chili and call it a slopper. That would cause the first pic Admin posted in today’s FF
That looks so good I don’t know whether to eat it or fuck it.
Well, let it cool some if you decide on the latter. Don’t ask me how I know about this.
How do you know this???
With a set of buns like that, who could blame you either way.
Looks like someone beat you to it judging by the amount of “white stuff” on that top bun
Bwahahah. Bon appetite!
Africans in the process of building a real-life Wakanda.
A young Democrat.
They told him he could lose 20 lbs if he made it to the top of the stairs.
Face plants as row crops.
Oh, I’m sorry, Daddy! Did you need that eye?
out cold
Dave dreamed for years that one of his selfies would go viral. Unfortunately he’ll never know he succeeded:#DrowninginVenice.
I don’t get it….where are all the canals????
Noo Joisey after Hurricane Sandy 😉
Beware of open sewers while in shitcanal city.
Beats jumping into frozen lakes.
Hat tip: The Feral Irishman.
This woman sure was attractive.
I never fully understood the appeal of Sophia.
Like some other women, she actually got to be much more beautiful as she aged … and she aged very, very well …
And, speaking personally, maybe it helps if you’re Sicilian …
I’m 1/32 Sicilian. I think I feel that part beginning to tingle.
She made it thru the war.
Sophia Loren
Reaping the rewards of gov stimulus.
I wonder if he had to dig all the sand out of the skate park to do the trick (the assholes in LA filled in the skate parks with sand to keep skaters away during the lockdowns).
Tough lanes.
Time to go snowmobiling. (true).
Reminds me of my govn’r, “straight” as an arrow.
Nice old Bear recurve none the less
Fake. You can see the arrow stop dead at the entrance.
William Tell was NOT a liberal.
Thx, Filthie.
And those are the smartest humans.
Who say’s we’ve ever been to mars?
Thank you.
What billionaires do on earth
https://www.cnn.com/2021/03/03/tech/spacex-starship-sn10-test-flight-scn/index.html
Except that it is not mars and those aren’t aliens.
or maybe they are doing the same thing and it just looks really weird
Sheesh, after that many drinks I would be dancing on the table.
I’s be under the table.
I thot those were corona vaxxines.
Honey? It’s Uncle nkit. Still in the shower? Need any help?
lmao
Great screensaver