Sure, that’s a great way to have kids trust the police more and take them seriously. Smart…as a fox.
What? Guys aren’t allowed to feel extra boost of confidence while enhancing their butt? #DoubleStandard
Thanks for the face kid, I can save my words for another day.
Looks like we got ourselves a naughty little kitty here….somebody please euthanize her.
Well I suppose it wouldn’t be truly redneck if “reindeer” was actually spelled correctly. Either way I’m sure all the little kids walking by your truck will be super excited to see Rudolph meet his maker in this type of reindeer game.
The line between MILF and embarrassing is a very thin one. The key ladies is to stay classy not groupie trashy.
When you’re so good at pimpin’ you need to upgrade to that van life to transport all dem ladies.
Took me like 5 minutes staring at this guy before I even noticed he has a damn bird on his shoulder. Like, how is a bright yellow bird on your shoulder the 5th most noticeably weird ass thing you’ve got going on?
Covered from head to toe in fur. This leads me to two conclusions: (1) You might as well carry a sign that reads “Hey PETA bet you can’t get any red paint on me!” and (2) you probably have a really hairy bush. Gross I know, and i’m sure people will bitch, but before you send us hate mail stop for 1 second look at her and ask yourself if I’m wrong.
Milkshakes might be what brings all the boys to the yard, but it’s the bottom biscuits that keep ’em there!
Not sure if your new hairstyle is working? Well here is another bad sign for your hair: It blends in with Sunkist packages…
A lot of our fans suggested that we show some attractive Walcreatures, so here you go.
See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart
It is my sincere desire to provide readers of this site with the best unbiased information available, and a forum where it can be discussed openly, as our Founders intended. But it is not easy nor inexpensive to do so, especially when those who wish to prevent us from making the truth known, attack us without mercy on all fronts on a daily basis. So each time you visit the site, I would ask that you consider the value that you receive and have received from The Burning Platform and the community of which you are a vital part. I can't do it all alone, and I need your help and support to keep it alive. Please consider contributing an amount commensurate to the value that you receive from this site and community, or even by becoming a sustaining supporter through periodic contributions. [Burning Platform LLC - PO Box 1520 Kulpsville, PA 19443] or Paypal
-----------------------------------------------------
To donate via Stripe, click here.
-----------------------------------------------------
Use promo code ILMF2, and save up to 66% on all MyPillow purchases. (The Burning Platform benefits when you use this promo code.)
Depressing.
It says it all when you question if what you are wearing is ok for going to the store and your answer is “sure, its only Walmart.”
My coworker used to refer to shoes like those white ones (or anything with wrap-around ankle straps, etc.) as “CFM’s” – Come Fuck Me shoes. She was great to work with.
The continuous assault of fat women wearing those legging pants while shopping is wearing me down. The next weird one is all the people wearing pajamas when shopping.