He had to pause life aka Fortnite in order to make this trip. His paw paw dropped him off at the entrance where he grabbed a mask from the greeter. The greeter looked at him with disgust as he rolled into Walmart on his hoverboard. He was only supposed to grab his paw paw some heartburn meds with the debit card he was given. However he took a turn on his hoverboard to the chip isle where he grabbed a handful of small packs of Cool Ranch Doritos. He went to checkout, then realized he didn’t grab the heartburn meds. He still proceeded to the vehicle his paw paw was waiting in, only to tell him they were completely out and that he rolled around everywhere looking for them.
Falling asleep at the wheel is not only dangerous, but appears extremely uncomfortable.
It’s time to play “What Are These Rednecks Up To?”! I personally think pops is dumping himself in his motorized cart. Leave your ideas in the comments!
Ain’t no Shawshank Redemption around here. Grandma is still about that hardcore bitch life. And don’t you forget it.
This is what happens when you pair the same pair of socks for 10 years without taking them off. #YOLO
Remind me to hire that photographer for my wedding pictures because she sure knows how to pick the most romantic spots.
Let me tell you why jorts and a tube top are good things. They umm….sometimes you can…ehhhh….maybe they are….no….OH I know! They look great with a can of Natty Light.
It’s time to pick off that lice and enjoy another fun time of Who Wears it Better: Rapunzel’s Boyfriend-That-She-Probably-Keeps-Hidden-From-Friends-And-Family-Because-She-Is-Embarrassed-Of-Him Edition…whew I’m out of breath. Ya so, who ya got? Blonde or brunette?
Lets just say I won’t be shocked to find out there isn’t a Mrs. Pac-Man in the picture.
I believe I can fly. I believe I can…oh shit. Sorry I forgot R. Kelly is bad now. I meant, Fly like an Eagle. To the Sea. Fly Like an Eagle, let my spirit carry me.
Turns out looking crazy enough to make PeopleofWalmart.com is not just an American thing but translates internationally. I still can’t figure out if that’s a good thing or a bad thing though.
I’ve heard of and unfortunately seen plenty of side boob, but I have to admit that this side flab is a whole new experience for me and I have to say I’m not a huge fan. I highly doubt you are on your way to the ring to wrestle so how about next time you put on a whole shirt and not make us think we suddenly got unfortunate x-ray vision.
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Looking at these folks almost makes me support the mRNA vaccination program.
They are just typical deplorables. Don’t expect them to jump in line to wear uniforms…
Not, Deplorables are the Conservatives; those folks look more like typical liberals.
What is shocking is that the bride getting her picture taken is not 8 months pregnant. Now THAT would truly be Walmart-worthy.
You can’t expect to be in Walmart looking that strange and expect to not have somebody take a pic or make a video.
I’m not sure exactly what you are implying… Could you make it more clear? Thanks.
I think the strangeness is normal marriage these days.
I used to WORK at WALMART (3…4 years ago now) Me thinks these are PICs & VIDEO from SECURITY! Seriously, they have CAMERAS set up to SURVAIL EVERY NOOK AND CRANNY in ALL of thier stores. Trust me ……I KNOW!
Has Kamala ruined her chance of credibility with these people by claiming to be a woman?
What? You are assuming that voting matters when the government is an illegal communist dictatorship.