Ted Cruz Dons All-White Suit To Cry Outside Biden’s Detention Centers

Via The Babylon Bee

DONNA, TX—After disturbing pictures were released of conditions inside migrant detention facilities on the border, Senator Ted Cruz donned a bright white suit and visited the border with a camera crew to weep bitterly outside the chain-link fence.

“I’m here to see what’s really going on down here,” said Cruz, tears streaming down his face. “It’s even worse than I thought. These are literal concentration camps. The president is literally Hitler. I can’t believe this is happening in America.”

Cruz then doubled over, overcome with grief as camera flashes went off.

“WHHHYYYYYYYY? Oh, the humanity!” he cried, screaming toward the sky.

The Texas senator then posted the photos on social media so the world could share in his righteous indignation. Unfortunately, Twitter and Facebook suspended his account for taking unauthorized photos of a federal facility.

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4 Comments
Festus
Festus
March 23, 2021 5:09 pm

Lawsuit coming from AOC before the sun sets.

Chinablue
Chinablue
March 23, 2021 5:09 pm

Now, now. You really must stop mocking the failed bartender. Although she does make it easy.

Stephanie Shepard
Stephanie Shepard
March 23, 2021 5:54 pm

I really wish Sen. Cruz would do this. It’d be hilarious.

brian
brian
  Stephanie Shepard
March 24, 2021 10:42 am

It would be epic…