WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

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We all have bad days. We all have our good days. If I’m in this persons shoes, I’m having a rough time deciphering which kind of day I’m having. Just another day at Wally World.

Even leprechauns get their Lucky Charms at Walmart.

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You know those kids we see on here with bags over their heads? I guess some of them actually survive. I’m not quite sure how, but apparently they do.

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Feel like this is the poster child for White Trash Repairs. Only thing missing is a rebel flag and a “Git Er Done” sticker.

Honestly, it took me like 15 minutes on Google to figure out if he was just a weird dude or a famous rapper. It’s so tough to tell these days. Have you see guys like Post Malone and Action Bronson?

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Is there some sort of secret creepy guy store I don’t know about where it’s common to pick up your jean vest and 1987 Ozzy Osbourne trucker hat?

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Sir, for the last time, we are not Hickory Farms and will not accept your request to return this summer sausag…..OMG!

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Get out of the dairy section! That is like an indirect version of cannibalism!!!

Hey! How about a little respect for these portable salt pouches.

It’s time for everyone’s favorite game “Who Wears It Better?”. Today we have a fierce matchup of two ass-crack juggernauts. First up is your tried and true plumbers crack against the serious up and coming challenger the Butt-Flosser. So who ya got in this matchup? Dare I say that I “smell” an upset here?

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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8 Comments
Iska Waran
Iska Waran
April 24, 2021 11:28 am

You see the jugs on that first chick? Oooh la la.

Captain_Obviuos
Captain_Obviuos
  Iska Waran
April 24, 2021 11:33 am

Aye, cantilevered for sure, that one.

Eddy O
Eddy O
April 24, 2021 12:27 pm

Which one was Stucky?

Stucky
Stucky
April 24, 2021 6:52 pm

Does anyone else find most of these pics to be not funny?

Not saying Admin shouldn’t post these every week!!

What I mean is that I just don’t laugh or smile at most of these pics. What I feel is a general malaise about how fucked up the people of this country are. Reclaim our freedoms? With these kind of people running around?? Don’t see it happening.

bug
bug
  Stucky
April 24, 2021 7:58 pm

Yeah, I’d have to agree. It is generally depressing.

I sometimes wonder if instead of seeking humor in these things, are we not instead trying to assure ourselves that at least we are not that bad…?

I also gave up on funniest home videos, which boils down to videos of either people or animals getting hurt. Friday Fails can tend in that direction at times, but some of the irony of certain posts is just perfect.

Stucky
Stucky
  bug
April 24, 2021 8:10 pm

Great observation. Yes, I think at least on a subconscious level we look … and then thank the good Lord we ain’t them.

karalan
karalan
  Stucky
April 25, 2021 12:18 pm

Problem: You ARE them. You just haven’t looked in the mirror lately.

Doc
Doc
April 24, 2021 11:29 pm

The lips and teeth on that first photo look like the nose of a WWII fighter plane.