WAL-MART FREAKS OF THE WEEK

funny picture of girl walking into walmart

walmart drive thru

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♫No, I don’t want no scrub. A scrub is a guy that can’t make homemade overalls out of these♫…..We miss you TLC.

I know I’m not you father, at least I’m pretty sure I’m not, but let me give you some parenting advice for when you grow up anyway: Do NOT shake what you’re momma gave ya. Obviously your grandmother didn’t pass that along to her daughter, so I’m trying to break the cycle.

Because a talking parrot is for punk bitches, that’s why.

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Bottom Biscuits at the drive-thru! That’s what America is all about.

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Ohhh okay, so when people say they got their “hair did” they mean they let Stevie Wonder have at it with a hacksaw. Good to know.

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Dirty girlfriends, MILF and sushi bar. You’re the type of dude that probably references his huge dong like 28 times a day, to the point everyone knows you got a baby carrot in your pants. But still, good luck to any woman dumb enough to get with you, I hope she is up to date on her tetanus shot.

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I wasn’t aware the Grim Reaper had a daughter…which is great because I needed someone new to haunt my dreams.

See more freaks at People of Wal-Mart

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B_MC
B_MC
June 12, 2021 4:38 pm

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Arnold Ziffel
Arnold Ziffel
June 13, 2021 1:15 pm

Biden’s America!

Austrian Peter
Austrian Peter
June 13, 2021 3:23 pm

I always enjoy these Admin but rarely comment because it is so bizarre – what can I say? Is this America in the raw? UK does have problems, to be sure, but try as I might I can’t find anything to compare on this side of the pond! 🙂