LAS VEGAS, NV—The Raiders’ Carl Nassib announced he was gay this week, becoming the first openly gay player in NFL history.
Shortly after the announcement, he also announced he would be switching from football to soccer.
“I have come to the realization that I am gay,” he said in an emotional interview, “and coincidentally, I will also now be playing soccer going forward.” Nassib said the realization that his true felt identity was as a soccer player coincided with his discovery that he was gay, but that the two don’t necessarily have any kind of correlation.
“It’s a complete coincidence, honestly,” he said as he removed his Raiders jersey and put on an L.A. Galaxy shirt. “I like men and I also like to lightly kick a ball around a field while not scoring any goals. There’s no relationship between those two facts.” Nassib added that it’s hard for him to leave the Raiders as a gay man, but ultimately soccer is a better fit for him.
The press then tried to ask him a question, but he flopped on the ground in pain, claiming to have been attacked by homophobes.
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Unfortunately this isn’t a Babylon Bee page, it’s the sad truth.
Is that the wise Latina, or the human burrito?
A cannibal victim in the near future.
I thought this was about switching from football to soccer, not football to trans-Sumo wrestling.
So he’s gay? Suits me fine. Since all the knee bending I think the whole league are a bunch of cocksuckers.
BWAHAHAHAHA!! One of the funniest comments … and the most truthful …… ever by BB.
Flopping is ruining the “beautiful game” for me. Yes, it has always been part of the game … PART of the game, ya hear? But, it is now a regular strategy. It’s sickens me see those fuckers agonizing in pain, rolling around the field as if a bulldozer ran over them … only to run like a gazelle two minutes later.
SOCCER PLAYERS ARE FUCKING PUSSIES!!!!!
Nevertheless, let us pray that the German pussies beat the Hungarian pussies today at 3PM.
Watching a bit of the pre-game show ….. they’re handing out Fag Flags by the thousands!!
And the fucken Germans are eating it up.
Waiting for AP to tell me how wonderful these Germans are.
Fuckit, I just might cheer for Hungary. At least they know the proper use of their dicks.
Rumor has it he going to play in the new football league with the Portland Pole Smokers
Unless the San Francisco Salad Tossers sign him first.
Let me guess, he’s a “wide reciever…”
Tight End.
Started out that way…
NFL = Putos
Ehhhhhhhhhhh, Puto!