Agree with a particular state? Disagree? Confused? Make comments!
1. Alabama
2. Alaska
3. Arizona
4. Arkansas
5. California
6. Colorado
7. Connecticut
8. Delaware
9. Florida
10. Georgia
11. Hawaii
12. Idaho
13. Illinois
14. Indiana
15. Iowa
16. Kansas
17. Kentucky
18. Louisiana
19. Maine
20. Maryland
21. Massachusetts
22. Michigan
23. Minnesota
24. Mississippi
25. Missouri
26. Montana
27. Nebraska
28. Nevada
29. New Hampshire
30. New Jersey
31. New Mexico
32. New York
33. North Carolina
34. North Dakota
35. Ohio
36. Oklahoma
37. Oregon
38. Pennsylvania
39. Rhode Island
40. South Carolina
41. South Dakota
42. Tennessee
43. Texas
44. Utah
45. Vermont
46. Virginia
47. Washington
48. West Virginia
49. Wisconsin
50. Wyoming
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ARKANSAS, yuck. I’m gonna have to seriously reconsider moving there.
OREGON! Yeah, baby! Bags are packed, that’s where I’m going!!!
NEW JERSEY, total bullshit. Sound of Music and a fatfuk ex-governor is something no one EVER associates with New Jersey. Pollution, traffic jams, crapola ugly cities, Mafia, petroleum plants, shithole … that’s what people think of NJ. And they’re not wrong!
The KENTUCKY women have too many teeth.
Jeebus!! Feed the CONNECTICUT girl some carbs!!
Portraying WEST VIRGINIA as hicks must be annoying as hell to people from West Virginia.
VIRGINIA (FBI academy), WASHINGTON (Microsoft). and ILLINOIS (Oprah) are absolutely fucken pathetic.
I don’t get NEW HAMPSHIRE or NEW YORK at all.
NEBRASKA is spot on the money. Nothingness!! There isn’t a single thing, other than flat nothingness, that I can associate with Nebraska. Meanwhile VERMONT and WYOMING are exactly how I envision it.
IDAHO … I really like something about Idaho, just can’t put my finger on it!
SOURCE: Linkiest.com
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North Carolina is about right, but South Carolina should be a picture of a head injury – those people just ain’t right.
Well then, I don’t really get North Carolina either. It’s a map! What’s up with that?
We have folks from S. Carolina post here. I image a few “Blow Me’s” are headed your way.
Exactly…blow me bunnyfuckface
bunnyfuckface?
fluffy bunnyface could be a guy, tread lightly.
Fuck Off Fluffy…get back to your job as fluffer
Eat a bag of dicks fluffer.
You will need a new surname. Bunnyface is blasphemy.
SC, we’re right, you are wrong; deal with it. (I read that somewhere lol)
pennsylvania, the hershey plant? cmon nobody gives a shit about that. pennsylvania is about guns, deer hunting, and the stillers (and nobody gives a shit about philly either)
Doe tag applications due in today. pink envelope hell for post office.
Whiskey Rebellion, the end of America
No tags needed in OK … all “online honor system.” LOL.. 6 deer per year, 2 bucks, 4 does. I don’t shoot does as it is … just saying.
anon is pretty close to the truth about PA.
just glad it wasn’t a pic of dick levine for our state…
How come they can’t solve murders in West Virginia?
There are no dental records and the DNA is all the same. 😐
Colorado…Yep at least the Northern Front Range from Denver to Fort Collins. It once was only The People’s Republic of Boulder.
Lots of smokers in Denver in the 90’s and early 2000’s before I left for shithole France.
i think theyve been replaced by polesmokers now.
Thanks for a great compilation Stucky! Some on target, some not so much and some in between, but the Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders for Texas. OH HELL YEAH! The best of the best and always a class act.
Good lord, John, there was no team, in any sport, that I hated more than the Cowboys in 1970s.
And mostly for one reason … they dubbed themselves “America’s Team”. Eat a dick!! Where the fuck did they get such arrogance, I wondered.
I guess coming up with something for Connecticut wasn’t easy.
Connecticut — anybody know what that building is??
A pallet stacked with bundles of hundred dollar bills would have worked.
Or a whole lot of folks in cars/trains headed to NYC for work.
Pretty cool post, Stucky. And, mostly spot on.
Stucky-Too funny, not sure about some of those depictions but I do agree with most. From the heart, you are not suited to Arkansas but OTOH we have several NY and NJ Yankees in our neighborhood who transitioned very nicely.
No matter which shithole state in which we live, THERE’S NO PLACE LIKE HOME.
The only thing correct in the Jersey picture is Stucky sitting in the chair. The rest is photoshopped.
IL would be better represented by a picture of the crime statistics for Chicongo.
Nice picture for OR, but the nightly peaceful protests in Portland are closer to the truth.
CA should depict the streets of any of their cities – the homeless have taken over.
Ouch!! Thankfully, the 320 pound fatfuk Stucky with moobs (remember the OWS picture?) is no longer! I’m in the 240’s … and could lose another 5 pounds instantly if I got a haircut and trimmed my ‘stache.
Your state … Tennessee … my takeaway from the picture is that no one actually lives in the cities.
Very few white folks live in the cities, especially Memphrica.
The picture you posted is from Beale Street in downtown Memphrica. In its early life, it was known for clubs and whorehouses and where the black folk hung out to listen to blues. The whorehouses are gone, but there are still some blues clubs. The street itself is pretty safe, as there is now a police precinct located in the area. If you wander a couple blocks off the main entertainment area, you’d better be packing and in a platoon size group.
TN…but down the road in Germantown is the Germantown Commissary…..damn fine BBQ !
There is one in Collierville now, too & I agree. That is where I got the BBQ for our Fourth shindig.
Looks like my Vote-Stucky-Down-No-Matter-What “friend” is baaaaack!
Don’t give a rat’s ass about your down votes. Really. Nevertheless, “friend”, you should get a life, eat a dick, stroke your lizard … do something productive!
I was wondering if your weight loss has held. Congrats. It’s a fucking battle, man (for me anyhoo).
Very nice. Virginia deserves better. Maybe a picture of the statue of Stonewall Jackson at VMI?
As a lifelong Virginian whose family has been here since Pocahontas was playing pinochle with Cap’n Smith, I strenuously object to stereotyping my homeland based on the occupied territory to the north.
No more fair than saying a beautiful woman must be summed up in terms of a few micrograms of residual fecal matter on her nether region.
As for all 50 of us in 2021, the kansas image will serve nicely as a generic summation. Ain’t none of us in kansas anymore, and we need to beware the senile wizard and the witch.
That’s ….. just ….. fucking ….. GROSS!
lol
That’s when doggy style comes into play… Or a shower. Or both.
Then would you prefer the picture of Governor Coonman and his master? FWIW, I graduated from a high school in the occupied territory to the north that was recently renamed for Buford T. Justice.
Blue Ridge Parkway overlook.
KANSAS …. WHY did they have to feature three iterations of Joe Biden??? (No courage, no heart, no brain ….. and a little girl, to boot!!)
Illinois should have a pic of Chiraq Mayor Beetlejuice. Rhode Island, Utah, Vermont are perfect, as are many others. Massachusetts should not be the Kennedys. It should be a stoned out liberal gutter muppet with blue hair and facial tats. And multiple nose rings, with booger crust. Maine is perfect, at least from a tourist viewpoint. The reality is not so squeaky clean though.
Now we can do countries: A
Australia:
That’s a brilliant idea! I’m gonna do one in the future.
Might be challenging though. Countries like Australia are easy (I would have posted the WORLD’S most poisonous snake, or spider) …. but, what would I post for Azerbaijan?
A croc eating a 10 foot shark isn’t impressive enough for you? I will think of something else.
Oh, it’s DAMN impressive, Chief!! But … many crocs in da world. Crocs come to mind when I think of Egypt, for example.
Yes, spiders ‘n snakes are worldwide also. NOBODY, BUT NOBODY, HAS KILLER ONES LIKE OZ!
I’m surprised you’re not dead yet. j/k
Alrighty, how about a spider eating an eastern brown, one of the most deadly snakes on earth:
A spider?? Eating a highly venomous snake???? HO LEE CHIT.
You can stop now. You have my complete attention.
I think you should move back to ‘Murika.
Llpoh-Nobody has more rodents than OZ, a croc compared to millions upon millions of mice……that even beats the snakes and spiders.
Got Cats?
Apparently they have a huge feral cat problem; the cats prefer decimating native species to near extinction rather than taking care of the rodents. Saw a YT vid of people hunting ferals. One guy even skinning and tanning the hides.
Ethnic cleansing of Armenians.
Caption: “Just ’cause you a badass somewhere don’t mean you a badass everywhere.”
The Australia post is me. Not sure what happened there.
California needs to be a picture of tent camps and someone crapping in the street.
Oregon and/or Washington should be fire-raging street riots.
Looks like something an east coaster put together lol. A lot to expect insights on 50 states, so here’s some help:
WA – obese man in cargo shorts, kayak sandals, and wool socks on a sunny street corner, alone, waiting for cross walk to signal it’s ok even though there are no cars. He’s wearing a black cloth face muzzle to keep you safe.
OR – while most of Oregon is like rocky Utah, you really can’t ignore the urban population’s aposematic cosplay (blue/green/orange hair, face metal, etc). I’ll see if I can find a photo of a 45 year old skinny butch woman holding hands with her obese leather/metal/tats partner. Should be easy…. maybe I’ll step outside & make one.
WY – horses, pickups, coal plants & dust mining. Yellowstone only defines WY for easterners and Calibornians.
MT – just like the CT photo except the house is bigger and made of wood, and maybe there’s a pedo looking over the fence from the woods.
CA – see comment about tents & poop. Spot on.
Exactly. That pic of California is the “before” pic. For the after pic: https://www.google.ca/maps/@34.0442146,-118.2439386,3a,75y,253.6h,67.69t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1snsNw7w91q-dC7A5yu19Gkg!2e0!7i16384!8i8192
Yeah, I think the last time a California beach had more than 6 skinny white girls was sometime in 1971.
Change Maryland to “Home of the Deep State”
Hawaii: I’d do him.
Louisiana: I’d do ‘em.
West Virginia: I’ve done him.
#ohmigawd ….. Literally laughing my ass off!!
You certainly get around, Stephanie!!
(Ummm … methinks Stephanie has just been doppled …. especially since Big Chief is online at the moment. lol)
The WV graphic reminded me of the WV Vasectomy.
They got Texas correct.
Colorado – for lack of a better place to drop this…here is a great article to understand what happened in CO.
https://www.americanthinker.com/articles/2021/07/colorado_americas_leftist_laboratory.html?fbclid=IwAR0caKD7gQSMb7cLQZwENbWAkME-f9Z9b3v3cnl3llE78UkDx76ZpypSdv0#.YOME5KaKrf0.facebook
Also watch the documentary Rocky Mountain Heist.
This is the Colorado blueprint coming to a red state near you!
Look at VA, NC & GA to see how well they are turning solidly red states to purple and then blue. They are working hard on TX by repopulating with liberals from failed states and never-ending immigration.
It takes a special type of person to fight back and traditional republicans are not fighters, they are appeasers.
Absolutely FANTASTIC read, Abigail! From the article …
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“Colorado. The name conjures images of dazzling vistas of snow-capped peaks, pristine rivers, and shimmering lakes. In fact, Kathleen Bates penned America the Beautiful’s lyrics as she stood atop Colorado’s fourteen-thousand-foot Pikes Peak in 1893. Who doesn’t recognize her stanza, “For purple mountain majesties, above the fruited plain?” In addition to its natural beauty and resources, Colorado has historically epitomized the spirit of The West both culturally and metaphorically. The rugged, hardworking, independent, self-reliant, conservative rural and agrarian ethic has been the ethos undergirding Colorado’s history, informing its future and guiding its populace. That is the Colorado known and loved. Sadly, that is not today’s Colorado.”
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Yes, indeed, that’s how I pictured CO when I first arrived (I was stationed at Lowry AFB in 1972). My first trip to Denver was a major letdown. Pollution ruled the day, back them. And the city in general had a tired, old, run-down feeling to it.
Then one weekend my buddy and I drove to Rocky Mountain National Park (and a few others). And I fell in love with CO.
May “the four horsemen” suffer painful torture in hell forever.
Again, it’s one of the best analogies I’ve read comparing what’s happening to America … much more pertinent than those America-Is-Rome (or whatever other empire) comparisons.
A Washington D.C. ( since they want to be a state) pic should be a douche bag…since if you wanted to give the Earth an enema that’s where you’d put it .
Another State
South Africa
The Looters in San Franciso are chumps compared to what is going on there…
The Rainbow Nation is showing the stripes diversity has wrought.
these people are not too bright… why run out the front doors? why not open the back doors and run away from them? makes more common sense to me….. “me be like, hey johnny, i will open back doors and you bring the pick up trucks”… DUH
I seem to now be of the opinion that it is endemic in that race. Breeding and education does not seen to alter the ingrained need to Rape Kill pillage and Steal.
Zuma has a lot to answer for because he knows a little flame will ignite a big bush fire of lawless Black Heathen imbeciles.
I would take a Panga knife to all of those retards
It would be one thing if every town in New Hampshire met like they do in Dixville Notch to hand mark and hand count the ballots at one minute after midnight on election day. But they blindly trust hackable computers and criminal poll workers to “manage” the count everywhere else in the state (just like everyone else). I still remember the year Andre Marrou, the Libertarian Party candidate WON Dixville Notch. Not the greatest candidate in party history by a long shot, but still great to see the party with such prominence, even if it ended up meaning absolutely nothing in the bigger picture of that election.
I could have liked Oregon’s representation if they had chosen some actual lookers. I could have chosen that as my favorite. However I guess it’s gonna be Missouri ‘the Show Me State’
Stucky- Could you explain the NY tattooed up bearded guy? Is that the new look in Manhattan? That has bothered me all day, Wall Street suits or snotty bitchez in limos I could buy. Must be the upstate NY dudes.
I can’t explain the NY guy. Even said so in my write up.
I literally don’t have the faintest idea what he’s supposed to represent.
No one is commenting how wonderful Idaho seems to be?
Idaho IS white. That state only has .09% blacks, 1.7% native American and 1.6% Asian/other. Everybody else is white folks. My cousin got up one morning in the late 80’s, looked up which state was the whitest in population, packed his shit and moved to Idaho. He died there a few years ago.
Even the potatoes are white ! I think that there is something in that for everyone, don’t you
Great! Now we’ll have even MORE immigrants to Idaho. Should have added guns! Oh, that won’t help. Go to South Carolina!
Unless she is at a Gone With the Wind-themed wedding, which are possibly not even allowed anymore, there are no women like that in Georgia at all.
NH
i love this site.
After 45 years in CO(got just too fucking liberal and the fucking the GOP gave Tom Tancredo was the last straw) and then 5 in w Texas, I just had to find the perfect spot. For me, it was n AR in the Ozarks. Still a mild winter but not like w Texas and a blessed summer, not roasting, low to mid 90s for few months. It is so beautiful here, like a green bomb went off. Fabulous fishing, cool nights and lots of outdoor stuff to do. Every one is conservative(well almost) it’s very rural and there is not a whit of diversity.
But you’re signing as MMinWA, what’s up with that? Fell in love and am moving to the Olympic Peninsula. Talk to the man downstairs about that. It’s gorgeous where I’m moving to, again minimal diversity and wonderful seafood. But it ain’t n AR.
Been all over the country Stucky and there are lots of beautiful places but I clicked in AR.
AR is still my #1 preferred destination. Was just kidding in my comments … cuz what kind of guy wears a midriff shirt, except a fag? NTTAWWT,
Pa. …Hershey moved to Mexico…other than some good local history and beautiful natural areas, Pennsylvania is some where between the armpit and asshole of the United States.