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54 Comments
CCRider
CCRider
September 18, 2021 8:10 pm

At least while trying to also wipe my ass.

Red River D
Red River D
  CCRider
September 18, 2021 8:30 pm

Ass wiping is white supremacy.

Big JiLm
Big JiLm
  Red River D
September 18, 2021 9:38 pm

Her bidet is a garden hose…

Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
Muscledawg (not to be known as Delusionaldawg)😉
  Big JiLm
September 19, 2021 7:16 am

That ain’t big enough……….try a firehose!!!

Anonymous
Anonymous

…car wash…

Nothing but the truth.
Nothing but the truth.
  CCRider
September 19, 2021 5:17 am

She has a front facing ass.

patio
patio
  CCRider
September 19, 2021 12:41 pm

I can’t breathe but I can eat like a motha fucka

だれも
だれも
September 18, 2021 8:16 pm

Res ipsa loquitur – my initial thought was this humanoid “thing” visually “spoke” for itself

Mygirl....maybe
Mygirl....maybe
  だれも
September 18, 2021 8:23 pm

Bet she looks the same coming or going…

GDP, usually gruntled
GDP, usually gruntled
  Mygirl....maybe
September 18, 2021 8:28 pm

Eeeeewwww!

Brewer55
Brewer55
September 18, 2021 8:27 pm

“Put a damn mask on honkey! You are risking my health!”

NormanFranklin
NormanFranklin
  Brewer55
September 18, 2021 10:12 pm

My mask protects you, your mask protects me.

TN Patriot
TN Patriot
September 18, 2021 8:37 pm

Lose a couple hundred pounds and it will help you breathe.

bigfoot
bigfoot
September 18, 2021 8:38 pm

“I came, I saw, I conquered, puddin’ an’ pie.”

motley
motley
September 18, 2021 8:39 pm

Look .. a black Linda Blair

Onward thru the Fog
Onward thru the Fog
September 18, 2021 8:40 pm

She out on her pants backwards. She’s got the ass in the front.

KaD
KaD
September 18, 2021 8:44 pm

I can’t put down a fork.

80% Fraud
80% Fraud
September 18, 2021 8:48 pm

If I had two asses, I couldn’t breathe either.

fujigm
fujigm
  80% Fraud
September 19, 2021 11:51 pm

3 asses if that ugly mug counts while spewing shit…

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 18, 2021 9:00 pm

That’s a tremendous effort at reverse-writing by the person who was just swallowed by that masked creature.

Twat Waffle
Twat Waffle
September 18, 2021 9:04 pm

Camel toe, moose knuckle…. What the ever living fuck does she have? AT-AT toe?

Anonymous
Anonymous
September 18, 2021 9:16 pm

Good- maybe WE won’t have to feed and take care of her!

BL
BL
September 18, 2021 9:33 pm

Well, if she put down her bucket if chicken and took off the face diaper and lost 250 pounds…..she could breath. Ask me if I care.

Fatman from Oz
Fatman from Oz
September 18, 2021 9:35 pm

Oh I love it. Makes my fat arse look positively slim.

Big JiLm
Big JiLm
September 18, 2021 9:36 pm

My Caption(s), take your pick…:

  • Where’s The Beef?
  • Where’s My Food?
  • I’m Hungry!
  • Feed Me!
  • I Gotta Poop!
  • Black Olives Matter
  • Big JiLm
    Big JiLm
    September 18, 2021 9:40 pm

    Wow, her side rolls are bigger than her boobies, and that’s at least 2-3 lbs of flab hanging down that left side inseam below the knee. Girl, time to cut out the crap out of your diet!

    Stucky
    Stucky
    September 18, 2021 9:57 pm

    I can’t breathe. I can’t wipe my ass. I can’t see my pussy. And I can’t wait until my man AWD come home. He love muh big bad booty.

    Mike
    Mike
    September 18, 2021 10:09 pm

    I be waiten in line fo my Covid vaccine so I can protect my helf.

    lamont cranston
    lamont cranston
    September 18, 2021 10:59 pm

    MY, OH MY! Look at the fat hanging below the jorts.

    How about “I can’t f*ck!”

    nkit
    nkit
    September 18, 2021 11:04 pm

    You take my breath away too, baby girl….

    Anonymous
    Anonymous
    September 19, 2021 12:03 am

    I would’n pork her for a milyon dollas, in fact, I would’t pay more than ten dollas.

    fujigm
    fujigm
      Anonymous
    September 19, 2021 11:53 pm

    10? Are you daft?
    Not even a dime…

    Anonymous
    Anonymous
    September 19, 2021 12:06 am

    I can’t figure it out, when she is walking towards me she gets smaller and when she is walking away, She. Gets. Bigger. WTF

    mileytheduchess
    mileytheduchess
    September 19, 2021 12:30 am

    She needs a bra for her crotch.

    Unhealthy
    Unhealthy
    September 19, 2021 12:55 am

    I can’t breathe but I can take a shower without getting my feet wet.

    I can’t breathe but I’m so ugly I make blind kids cry.

    I can’t breathe but I’m so ugly my birth certificate came with an apology letter from the condom factory.

    Depressed Aussie
    Depressed Aussie
    September 19, 2021 1:24 am

    How does that woman turn her head 180 degrees?

    Iska Waran
    Iska Waran
    September 19, 2021 1:29 am

    She’s fat.

    Anonymous
    Anonymous
    September 19, 2021 2:05 am

    ‘ Ive just now realized that basically everything I’ve been taught is/are, was/were lies…Right now, just my nose is showing so I can actually breathe…Eventually, the mask and everything else that is holding me back/down will come off…Bring It

    TB
    TB
    September 19, 2021 2:54 am

    Save the Blowhole.

    J.T.
    J.T.
    September 19, 2021 5:19 am

    I can’t breeve……on account of ma stink.

    J.T.
    J.T.
    September 19, 2021 5:25 am

    I can’t breeve……and neither can the midget I got stuck in ma panties for snack time.

    clayusmcret
    clayusmcret
    September 19, 2021 8:03 am

    …said the little man in her belly.

    Anonymous
    Anonymous
    September 19, 2021 8:17 am

    Cant breathe?
    Dont care.

    Ouirphuqd
    Ouirphuqd
    September 19, 2021 9:18 am

    When you’re chomping on the pork chop, swallow by the pointy end of the bone, sideways may cause distress!

    Zumwalt's Radio
    Zumwalt's Radio
    September 19, 2021 9:39 am

    Thank goodness it hasn’t effected my appetite…!

    Steven
    Steven
    September 19, 2021 11:33 am

    You can’t breathe because your head is on backwards!!! Ha ha ha!!

    Melty
    Melty
    September 19, 2021 11:46 am

    I was grabbing a bite in a hamburger joint yesterday, and everywhere I go these days obese people seem to be 1/2 the population. I’m saying obese not just overweight a little. I drink a shit ton of beer daily and am probably 10 lbs overweight. These people must be consuming 10000 calories a day.

    A. R. Wasem
    A. R. Wasem
    September 19, 2021 12:07 pm

    Who gives a shit?

    ReluctantWarrior
    ReluctantWarrior
    September 19, 2021 12:08 pm

    I wonder why?

    Evil nab
    Evil nab
    September 19, 2021 1:54 pm

    The poor shoes. Won’t somebody think of the shoes?!

    Anonymous
    Anonymous
    September 19, 2021 3:41 pm

    I’m a super spreader……. Chocolate spread, cheeze spread, cream spread, cheezy creamy chocolate spread…etc….

    fujigm
    fujigm
    September 19, 2021 11:55 pm

    She’s so fat she should have three smaller women orbiting around her!

    – Al Bundy

    fujigm
    fujigm
    September 19, 2021 11:56 pm

    Black Fat Bastards Matter.

    Get in mah belly!