Place yer bets! Before the game, during the game, after the game. We don’t care. Every person who guesses correctly to all 10 questions will get a 30-piece chicken-wing gift certificate to Buffalo Wild Wings (estimated value; $125).
Unless otherwise noted, all answers are to be submitted as Under-Over …again, your choice.
1)— Number of times bloviating know-it-all dipshit Chris Collinsworth will talk down to you, and/or say he “saw that coming” …. AFTER it happened.
2)— Number of times filthy pig Snoop Dogg will say “nigger”, “motherfucker”, “pussy”, and “bitchezz” during the halftime show.
3)—Estimated number of Americans who will puke when they see the “Stop Racism” slogan on the helmets.
4)— Number of times NBC will needlessly switch to some bimbo vacuous chick “sideline reporter” (who doesn’t know Jack Or Shit about football) asking retard questions like “So, what do you need to do to win this game?“
5)— Number of times these prim donna football players will make that totally retarded first down gesture.
6)— Number of times NBC will show that prim donna making that totally retarded first down gesture in slow motion.
7)— In 2003, Roger Goodell wrote a letter to the governor of Delaware condemning the state’s effort to renew its NFL betting lottery, saying “The negative social impact of additional gambling cannot be minimized in a community.” Hahaha!!! Number of gambling commercials during the 2022 Super Bowl.
8)— Yes or No …. most people are sick and tired of those goddamned Budweiser Clydesdales.
9)— Gwyneth Paltrow will be in a Super Bowl commercial this year, really. Will it be;
———A) Uber Eats
———B) Selling on her website (Goop) her candle called “This Smells Like My Vagina”
10)— Estimated number of viewers who will actually die of boredom watching the 5 hour pre-game show hosted by shit-for-brains Mike Tirico …..OR, the number of people who will want to kill Mike Tirico.
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BONUS!! (Get this right and you will get SIXTY chicken wings!!!)
—- 11A) Russia will invade Ukraine during the halftime show.
—- 11B) Kyiv will be captured sometime in the 4th quarter.
THE END
Thanks for the good laugh at 11A and B!
Since woke fucks rule the airwaves now, and they are the most humorless creatures on earth,
there won’t be one scintilla of humor in any ad. But every last one of them will have
an interracial couple living an upper middle class life in a white suburb. Prove me wrong.
Cincinnati can take consolation in that the Rams didn’t score the final touchdown. As in so many other Super Bowls I’ve seen, the Refs did. America. About as corporately corrupted as She could possibly be.
PLEASE STOP IT WITH THE KYIV SPELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
YOU REMIND ME OF NPR CONSTANTLY CHANGING THE PRONOUNCIATION OF WORDS AND IT IS PISSING ME OFF.
Don’t worry, Farmer.
It’s still Chicken Kiev.
They didn’t Newspeak or Mandela the shit out of that recipe yet.
At ease, soldier.
Aren’t you supposed to be out in the barn or the field, or are you on extended lunch
break?
You know how all caps are frowned upon round these parts.
You don’t sound as charming when you’re angry.
I’d say lighten up, Francis, be we already have one of those, also hard at work
this fine February day in Nort America, eh?
I left the capslock on from a visit to another place. Forgot until it was writ.
Actually the boys gave me the day off today- had an especially long and laborious week and ran out of steam, so they took things over and let me chill. Of course they know I have a killer dinner coming this evening so maybe they just wanted me to concentrate on that.
I really hate this constant flux of language that keeps issuing from the media, especially the recent Kyiv spelling.
Actual sculpture in front of city hall in the capital city of Ukraine.
Oh shite! The teletubbies are the puppeteers pulling strings for their city council…
When Russia slow rolls the tanks into town, I think a giant inflatable Barney the purple dinosaur would look great next to this sign.
Who Dey! Year of the Tiger! Xi gonna ask Hunter to put a big bet on ‘dem Bengals? (and then a painting will pass hands)
And it’s every bit as repulsive as the new spelling.
Yeah… Well I dislike Mumbai. It’s freakin’ BOMBAY. Who decides to change all this geographical musical chairs??
And PEKING not Beijing
Well, every hard workin’ man needs some respite and a day of his own to enjoy.
Good on those sons of yours.
What’s on the spit, Pilgrim?
(Caught Jeremiah Johnson on the boob tube earlier in the week. Again.)
It was rabbit, in the flick, (Hi Mags), but I’m bettin’ you have a Super Sunday feast
of fine fare that’ll start smelling scrumptious pretty soon. Do tell.
Venison roast with carrots and mushrooms and smashed potatoes, skins on.
A bottle of red for Nick and a bottle of white for me and now we both agree, tell us anything you want in our favorite Italian restaurant.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=okyI2MAe6Sc
Did it give you the red ass when the entire country started using the present active verb DISCONNECT as a noun?
Like flipping a switch.
Men are so easily controlled it is scary.
Disrespected is another one that sticks in my craw.
It seems the Ukraine agrees with Stucky’s spelling
https://kyivcity.gov.ua/
Or we can be proactive, and use the Russian alphabet 😀
Киев
https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTxbdwzeAav3VBLBsVbor-e4Hkf66a5Aa2_RQ&usqp=CAU
Well that’s definitively not the Russian alphabet.
For example the fifth letter in that pic doesn’t exist in Russian.
No that’s the Ukraine alphabet.
You will notice that the word Kyiv cannot be spelled with their own letters, so…
You will notice that for many decades Internet URLs allowed only ASCII characters.
And if certain DNS servers nowadays allowing for more than that is a real overall access improvement, is debatable…
So it’s one of them sibbolleth thingies for the NWO stooges.
It’s the NWOA
Welcome to the New World Order Alphabet-where words are spelt the anyway u want.
“The transliteration Kyiv was legally mandated by the Ukrainian government in 1995, and since then, it has tried to make Kyiv more widely used abroad.”
First, that is the very first time I have ever used that spelling.
Second, shouldn’t the spelling of a nation’s capital be determined BY THE PEOPLE of that country??
Third, take a chill pill. lol
And 1995 is after the Soviet Union, and well before the Obama/Biden/CIA/MI6 coup, so likely something the legitimate folks of the country wanted.
Is that the Ukranian spelling? Then what is the problem? Would you want someone to spell your name incorrectly simply because that was the way THEY preferred it to be spelled?
Once more for the folks in the cheap seats- that is how the American media is now spelling it. If you are Ukrainian you can’t spell it like that because your alphabet is different.
This is no different than the change from B.C. and A.D. to B.C.E and C.E, it’s part of the rewriting of history, culture, and understanding. It is arbitrary and the only purpose it serves is to confuse and obfuscate.
If the people of Ukraine want to spell it in their own alphabet, that’s as it should be. If the elites who control our media want to spell it accurately they can use the Ukrainian alphabet. To arbitrarily change things up on a whim is infuriating to anyone who pays even the slightest bit of attention. They did this with Peking/Beijing, Bombay/Mumbai, neither of which reflect the actual name of the place because it’s written in alphabets that do not exist in Peking or Bombay.
Listen, I’ll be dead soon and you can right back to changing everything up you want, but how about you give me a break.
Oh, and you’re going to love this new historical film about 16th century England-
That’s bullshit and totally what the fu k. My mom who rarely swears, asked WTF?
That ain’t shit. The Black Hebrew Israelites (giggle) swear that King James was a black man and the Apostle Paul was a Jamaican.
And I am not making that up.
Perhaps it was a change of city names to sound phonetically correct in the English spelling. My birth city changed from the Spanish sounding to the native in 1998 by the Give Us American Money legislature. Hagåtña (/həˈɡɑːtnjə/;[2] Chamorro pronunciation: [hæˈɡɑtɲæ]; formerly in English: Agana /əˈɡɑːnjə/, in Spanish: Agaña) is the capital village[3] of the United States territory of Guam. My passport of recent age still allows Agana. Go figure. OTOH we know the jig is up when Mandingo is about a big white buck that seduces negresses.
Not the case with the capitol city of Ukraine.
I learned from the Cohens version of MacBeth that Scotland was half African in the 10th century, though Shakespeare forgot to mention it!
Kool… Anne Boleyn was a person of “color” (Updated Joe Rogan Speak) … who new?? Gotta love history… just make shit up as you go along.
History is but a set of lies agreed upon
I don’t agree with this one.
Reshaping the story of anne bolyn(into unrecognizable fantasy)
I’m with Hard Farmer (as BB used to call him). Until they make people say München instead of Munich, I’m calling it Kiev. Also Bombay, not Mumbai, Burma not Myanmar, and Mexico not “Meh-hee-co”. Latinos is pronounced “Lateenoze”, not Lateenossss”. Nobody is required to call Paris “paree “. Also the T is silent in “often”.
You’re right. Objectively and as a matter of fact.
“Mumbai Sapphire” just doesn’t have the right ring to it. Nor did the recently departed Dick Marcinko (pbuh) guzzle Mumbai Gin!!!
And these foreign goobersmoochers don’t get to tell us how to translate or transliterate the names of their cities into OUR LANGUAGE.
Fucking-KI-fucking-EV.
!!!
Latinx. Get with the program will ya.
Billah’s Wife called him Hardscrambled but you gotta have been here a long time to remember that clever wench.
And every c in “Pacific Ocean” is pronounced differently.
The problem I have with calling it Munich is that it isn’t its real name and München sounds 100 times more cool than Munich. I also don’t see what is so flippin difficult with saying Deutschland.
I still say Youranus instead of Yuruhnus. And Chilly instead of Cheelay. Have I forgotten anything?
Knope. Ewe ghat thum oll.
Ghoti
I call everybody from south of Texas Mexicans. Sorry, Montefrio, that includes you.
Nothing funnier than hearing an angry Guatemalan proclaim:
I AM NOT ME-HEE-CAN!!!
Yes, you are dude.
Nanjing, alternately romanized as Nanking
I join with the farmer in condemning this nonsense! It’s KIEV for crying out loud..
Indeed!
What is it about changing place names every few years?
Remember “Peking” and “Bombay?” Me too.
Bonus 12..Number of Caucasians in commercials this year (race mixing couples DO NOT count).
Under 20.
Under 10….and all of them will be idiot men with man buns and black wives/girlfriends/boyfriends. NONE will be allowed to occupy space without dilution.
The plan:
Assuming the start time is 6:29pm again or thereabouts,
-Turn on the telly no earlier than 6:15;
-Immediately mute the audio, until kickoff;
-Watch the first half, hoping Matty has the game of his life.
-Turn the telly off as soon as the 2nd quarter ends. (No half time rap vomit desired)
-Check my squares pools, and see if my snowball’s chance in hell numbers won me a prize.
-Grab another beverage & settle into the recliner for the 2nd half.
-At game’s end, turn the telly off, and see if I fared any better with the 3rd & 4th quarter squares.
-Hit TBP online for one last scan before hitting the rack.
-Settle in, beneath a nice down comforter on the king size bed.
-Dream of younger days, playing Pop Warner football as a lad, when men were men,
and there weren’t nearly as many corrupt politicians as nowadays. Or maybe there were.
-Get up to tap a kidney, possibly more than once, pending the libation amount during the evening.
-Ignore the digital alarm clock on the nightstand, knowing I’ll have to wake too damn soon,
to the sound of classical music to start my Monday moanin’, & catch some java & a hot shower first thing. Then it’ll be “time to make the doughnuts.” (from a Dunkin’ commercial in the 70’s)
Oh, damn. This was a Q & A solicitation. Whoops.
I won’t be winning any prizes. For all the questions that ask how many, my answer is 1,000.
How many people really want to purchase a candle that smells like GPs vagina? If it is 1,000, we are in trouble.
That said, If the Rams win, good for Matty. He spent years in detroit lions hell.
Well,when she first offered it on her site several years ago it sold out in a couple of hours…maybe less.
We are in trouble when a candle that is supposed to smell like someone’s c u next tuesday sells out in a couple of hours or maybe less.
Kiev was already captured back in 2014 by the US deep state.
With that out of the way:
1)— Can we use exponents for this one?
2)— Zero. If he does they will all be bleeped on time delay as the stuporbowl is not live telecast.
3)— None. No one will be watching this SB.
4)— That is one of the two reasons I stopped watching football.
5)— 7. All from the same guy. The white guy because we all know maff is rayciss and there are only 7 white men in the NFL.
6)— 11 standard motion. 192 in slo-mo.
7)— 17.
8)— Yes. And shitweiser is an insult to their German heritage with that rice beer.
9)— Gwyneth Paltrow will be in a Super Bowl commercial this year, really. Will it be;
———A) Chicken of the Sea.
———B) Selling on her website (Goop) her candle called “This Smells Like My Vagina”, aka Chicken of the Sea.
10)— If by boredom you mean Super-aids/vaccidental death then 109.
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BONUS!! (Get this right and you will get SIXTY chicken wings!!!)
—- 11A) Russia will liberate Ukraine during the post-game show. (God almighty I never thought I would live to see myself write that Russia would be “libertating” anything.
—- 11B) See intro.
ZFG, out.
P.S. fuck traditional sports, in general, as they have all been pussified, politicized and infiltrated by feminazis.
The Y closes at 5:00 today, so I’m trying to think another way I can conspicuously not watch the Stupor Bowl. I could go skiing for $20, but it’s only going to be 8F. Of course, I hope the California team loses, but I’ll have to hear that from somebody who’s not me.
The score will be 0-0. 0 giv-a-fuks and 0 taken.
RE: #8: Yep. I think those shaggy horses have been around 45 to 50 years. Now that Joe Rogan has bagged a Triceratops maybe he can go after them, with extreme prejudice.
What Super Bowl? Haven’t watched one of those in…I can’t remember although I was forced to go to a Super Bowl party when the Chiefs won. I think. Actually I’m not sure whether I was there or not? It would have included beer so there’s that.
I would love to see the networks lose tons of money on the Super Bowl and the Olympics.
Actually they perform at the Missouri state fair and they are amazing animals. Watched them back the carriage into a small stall without missing a step or bumping the carriage into anything. I won’t drink the crappy beer, though.
I don’t usually make predictions but I’ll go out on a limb and say Russia is not going to invade anyplace unless Sloppy Joe’s handlers keep poking them in the eye.
Not a fan of the Clydesdales. I was in a movie once (A Christmas Story) where I had to march in a parade behind those things. What they leave behind is proportionately in line with the size of the horses. Stuff of nightmares.
That’s some great fertilizer!
Someone has to say it.
What’s the Super Bowl?
I remember sitting in a bar 20 or so years ago and the group of older guys sitting on the end were talking and someone brought up college football. One old guy was sitting there and dryly said he had better things to do with his time than watching 22 niggers running up and down a football field.
Running while hating whitey…
Anyone watching the super blow? Has Monica made it? I knew that was coming. Just saying. 😵💫
I don’t care much for football, but up until about 10 years ago I sometimes watched the Super Bowl, or at least the 2nd half. But I don’t even do that anymore, largely for the reasons mentioned in this post, and a few more.
A game sans penalties for three and four fifths quarters settled on the back of two totally bogus calls and one ticky tack is a game I won my bets on. In the modern era that’s all that counts. What a gray, dead era it’s turning out to be.
Very boring game. Officials obviously fixed, which is nothing new. Even the commercials sucked. Not a single funny one. Havent watched a halftime show since janet flashed a titty. Pre game was unwstchable social justice nonsense. But we made some great food and enjoyed playing scrabble when we got bored with the game
Nothing says ‘Murica like feral culture shoved down out throats by money changer pwnd media 24/7.