WASHINGTON, D.C.—The Department of Homeland Security has formed the Disinformation Governance Board to bravely combat incorrect opinions on the internet. According to sources, the board’s Executive Director Nina Jankowicz has appointed Hunter Biden to sit on the board for a salary of $50,000 per month.
“We are proud to welcome Hunter to our Ministry of Tr– um, our Disinformation Governance Board,” said Jankowicz. “As the victim of a Russian disinformation campaign that claimed his laptop held evidence of horrific sexual crimes and international corruption resulting in tens of millions of dollars being funneled to the Biden family, he is uniquely equipped to speak to these issues.”
The President’s son will be paid a salary of $50,000 per month. His appointment has caused several prominent conservatives to cry foul, claiming the deal and the entire board itself seem “gross”, “creepy”, and “corrupt.”
The Disinformation Governance Board dismissed the criticism as “dangerous disinformation.”
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I was ready to gather the Clans until I saw it was from the Bee!
Thank Ghod!
It is sad that I even thought this was real for a milli-second.
But it would not surprise me if it was true.
THAT is SAD!!!
Same. At this point, they are just rubbing our noses in it.
Jesus help us. That is way tooo hallucinatory.
They got me again. I didn’t see that it was a Bee article. The people who run the government are so corrupt that you could see them trying something like that.
I’m sorry, I can’t tell if this is bullshite or not
Is there any real difference between Babylon Bee and the Washington Post anymore?
What kind of country is this anyway? Hunter Biden living in a Malibu mansion with a secret service security detail while Assange and Snowden are imprisoned and exiled. The US is SHITE!
I know this is meant to be a joke… but it way too easy to believe this type of crap.
It’s always the eyes. Nobody home. Dead inside, possessed.
Hey lighten up. It’s not really $50k. He’s got to set aside 10% for the Big Guy.